Sarah Jessica Parker is just plain ugly

September 25th, 2007 // 309 Comments
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Mother of God, is it possible for someone to be less attractive? I don’t get how any man could find her the least bit arousing. Even if solid gold coins shot out of her ears during sex, there’s no way I’d go near Sarah Jessica Parker. Sure I’d be filthy rich, but my wang would never talk to me again. And it’s important for the two of us to maintain open lines of communication. I need to know when he’s got to pee, and he needs to know when I’m drunk. So he’s ready for some mystery spelunking. Will he be in a woman tonight or a bagel? Therein lies the mystery.

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  1. Flynn

    If most folks would place Sarah Jessica Parker at about a 1 or a 2 on a scale of 10 for attractiveness, where the heck would you put Sandra Bernhard?

    Is a negative number possible in her case?

  2. i think she just looks old and she was really pretty in girls just wanna have fun.. she looked better in season 6 after she had her baby cuz her face was filled out.. she had meat n her..she just needs a little weight on her thats all..bn this skinny isnt cute…especially when ur like 40-100..

  3. i think she just looks old and she was really pretty in girls just wanna have fun.. she looked better in season 6 after she had her baby cuz her face was filled out.. she had meat n her..she just needs a little weight on her thats all..bn this skinny isnt cute…especially when ur like 40-100..

  4. i think she just looks old and she was really pretty in girls just wanna have fun.. she looked better in season 6 after she had her baby cuz her face was filled out.. she had meat n her..she just needs a little weight on her thats all..bn this skinny isnt cute…especially when ur like 40-100..

  5. Carol Goldenstein

    Has the west really become so “dumbed down” that there is actually a site for comments on whether or not Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly and if so, how ugly is she? I’ll bet most of the people commenting with these audacious and vicious insults are damned ugly by anybody’s stadards!

  6. denis

    just another annoying “entitled” bitch we’ve got millions of them here in NYC most of ‘ em ain’t from here, they’ve barely wiped the cowshit off their boots and they act like they were born here. My advice, stay in Nebraska, you’re not welcome here…

  7. denis

    someone you’d like to see dead…

  8. denis

    carol goldstein, guess who’s the jew…

  9. Erin

    I don’t think she is ugly. I think she needs to gain weight and have the mole removed. She also needs to stop wearing her hair slicked back. Also, she needs a new wardrobe. The stuff she wears is awful. She gets a lot of commercials and magazine covers for someone who is supposedly ugly.

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