Mother of God, is it possible for someone to be less attractive? I don’t get how any man could find her the least bit arousing. Even if solid gold coins shot out of her ears during sex, there’s no way I’d go near Sarah Jessica Parker. Sure I’d be filthy rich, but my wang would never talk to me again. And it’s important for the two of us to maintain open lines of communication. I need to know when he’s got to pee, and he needs to know when I’m drunk. So he’s ready for some mystery spelunking. Will he be in a woman tonight or a bagel? Therein lies the mystery.
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I’ll take the bagel over her, too :p
SECOND! Damn that felt good… but it took me so long to type that I am probably like 3rd by now! :(
Second. What a horse-faced bloke. About as attractive as a bucket of AIDS blood with a dead, cancerous baby floating on the top.
third!?
I agree – she is quite the hag
Another person that I just can’t figure out how they attained any celebrity or fame at all.
How did she get that “Sex in the City” gig? I would say “who is she fucking” to get that role, but who would fuck her?
God, poor Matthew Broderick. I wonder if that is another celebrity sham marriage. The studios made them get hitched.
She looks like a foot. I wonder what her cooch looks like? Probably looks like a bunion.
that herpes by her lip seems to be getting bigger
ugggh is that close-up really that necessary?
i have never seen that show, but i’m pretty sure it epitomizes everything that’s wrong in this world or at least nyc.
I always thought SJP was overrated looking.
But considering her age, she looks pretty good. Plus she has a body most women in their 20′s don’t have.
That guy behind her in the main photo is thinking, “That’s Sarah Jessica Parker???? I heard she was good lookin’…what gives???!!!!!!”
@12 Sarah, is it a body they want? I don’t see anything to write home about
shes not beautiful, but I really just think she’s average looking. And for being in her 40s is in really good shape.
Let’s see…frigid, horse, dyke, hag. Yup, I still remember the Sex in the City chicks!
She looks like she was meant to be a man and something went terribly wrong. Ugly whore. Also she is a good example of a terrible actress.
What a complete fucking train wreck.
Is it me or does every like woman actress ave ugly vainy hands like that ?
cause they all have it (plus looking manly at that :P )
WHat causes that?
CAn working out cause this to have that on your hands or somthing..
Everone I seen Have scary hands :(
damn nowI’m scard of my hands ..(not vainy .. ooh thats a clos e one :D )
So, this is the set for the new Francis the Talking Mule movie, isn’t it?
The guy in the background (top pic) is pretending he’s licking her.
she’s always been ugly to me…don’t understand why she got that role in Sex and the city…i just don’t get it
Her “fabulous” taste in clothing has only one real message: look here, not up at horseface.
Sex in the City??? It must be a very dimly lit city with a lot of alcohol. I won’t touch any of them (except the woman in the white dress). She should throw that hat box up in the air like Mary Tyler Moore.
I wonder who would win in a fight between these ladies, and a very hungry grizzly bear. I have my suspicions, but we should make the fight happen anyway, just to be sure.
Is Twisted Sister making a comeback?
i still think charlottes the best looking of the bunch
oh my god, i’m a young professional with no interests other than money and status.
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She smokes TOO MUCH.
/not something you wanna see first thing in the morning fo sho
Hortense,……the mule faced doll!
i’m pretty sure that’s what these “friends” are thinking.
p.s. where is the ugly one with psychological “problems,” religious aspirations, satirical condemnations, i.e. the one actually capable of love.
oh right, and no one wonders why they’re forty and still sole searching.
Ladies and gentlemen, Dee Snyder.
Does anyone remember Ruth Buzzi??
Matthew Broderick…. How low have you fallen brother… how low….
This brings up a good point. What if mens dicks could talk……
Looks like a fuckin’ dude! Ugliest bitch in Hollywood, next to Rosie O’Donnell.
Please. She’s not the eighth wonder of the world, but I wouldn’t say she’s ugly. Just not classically beautiful. And it’s called getting old. All of you assholes will be doing it soon, including me, and we’ll all be pissed about it. So unless you kill yourself or poop off in the bathroom doing some blow, then I guess your looking at another mystery of life. Geriatrics.
@34, Veggi. Would they reveal all of the std’s they’ve caught? eeewww.
She looks like a heavy smoker..I honestly don’t think she’s anything too hideous. It’s just the mole and the bags under her eyes that make her unappealing..I think her eyes are beautiful. This is just a really unflattering photo…anyone ever consider that people can become famous and get acting gigs for reasons other than their appearance?
Rough…Rode hard put away wet.
How did she get my Grandmas pantsuit?
Seriously, the stories they would tell…… gross….
now think about if mens dicks were on their foreheads! ha! That would save us some time and effort.
LMAO #31 and #32 Awesome.
and #36, thanks for letting us know what you must look like. only the ugly defend the ugly. We really don’t want to know what you look like now.
lol, male unicorns. Two sexy time bits for the price of one!
@36 Hemlock Queen..
speak for yourself human.
The Superficial – Because I’M Ugly?!?!?!?!
#42 ONLY the UGLY put down the ugly. Douche.
I bet she looks better than most overweight blobby american women so stop complaining. And men…they are in general quite ugly so they should be lucky to have a girl like Sarah!!
Veggi,
Men’s dicks can talk. Mine talks to me all the time. He’s a complete idiot.
She looks like she used house paint for make up .Needs another coat , and some weather proofing ,,, she looks really weathered as it is ……YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…not a spring chicken, more like an old horse that should be out to pasture.
Well girl, see it this way: YOU CAN’T HELP IT!!