Mother of God, is it possible for someone to be less attractive? I don’t get how any man could find her the least bit arousing. Even if solid gold coins shot out of her ears during sex, there’s no way I’d go near Sarah Jessica Parker. Sure I’d be filthy rich, but my wang would never talk to me again. And it’s important for the two of us to maintain open lines of communication. I need to know when he’s got to pee, and he needs to know when I’m drunk. So he’s ready for some mystery spelunking. Will he be in a woman tonight or a bagel? Therein lies the mystery.
Lauren | September 25, 2007 at 11:35 am
First
Greg | September 25, 2007 at 11:37 am
Secodn
AtriumXP | September 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
I’ll take the bagel over her, too :p
nope | September 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
SECOND! Damn that felt good… but it took me so long to type that I am probably like 3rd by now! :(
Cuntyface | September 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
Second. What a horse-faced bloke. About as attractive as a bucket of AIDS blood with a dead, cancerous baby floating on the top.
billy | September 25, 2007 at 11:38 am
third!?
IWONKY | September 25, 2007 at 11:39 am
I agree – she is quite the hag
adeliza | September 25, 2007 at 11:39 am
Another person that I just can’t figure out how they attained any celebrity or fame at all.
How did she get that “Sex in the City” gig? I would say “who is she fucking” to get that role, but who would fuck her?
God, poor Matthew Broderick. I wonder if that is another celebrity sham marriage. The studios made them get hitched.
Sam Hain | September 25, 2007 at 11:41 am
She looks like a foot. I wonder what her cooch looks like? Probably looks like a bunion.
IWONKY | September 25, 2007 at 11:42 am
that herpes by her lip seems to be getting bigger
Bam | September 25, 2007 at 11:44 am
ugggh is that close-up really that necessary?
i have never seen that show, but i’m pretty sure it epitomizes everything that’s wrong in this world or at least nyc.
Sarah | September 25, 2007 at 11:44 am
I always thought SJP was overrated looking.
But considering her age, she looks pretty good. Plus she has a body most women in their 20′s don’t have.
IWONKY | September 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
That guy behind her in the main photo is thinking, “That’s Sarah Jessica Parker???? I heard she was good lookin’…what gives???!!!!!!”
Jimbo | September 25, 2007 at 11:46 am
@12 Sarah, is it a body they want? I don’t see anything to write home about
dood | September 25, 2007 at 11:47 am
shes not beautiful, but I really just think she’s average looking. And for being in her 40s is in really good shape.
jrzmommy | September 25, 2007 at 11:49 am
Let’s see…frigid, horse, dyke, hag. Yup, I still remember the Sex in the City chicks!
ssdd | September 25, 2007 at 11:49 am
She looks like she was meant to be a man and something went terribly wrong. Ugly whore. Also she is a good example of a terrible actress.
What a complete fucking train wreck.
jetta | September 25, 2007 at 11:51 am
Is it me or does every like woman actress ave ugly vainy hands like that ?
cause they all have it (plus looking manly at that :P )
WHat causes that?
CAn working out cause this to have that on your hands or somthing..
Everone I seen Have scary hands :(
damn nowI’m scard of my hands ..(not vainy .. ooh thats a clos e one :D )
V | September 25, 2007 at 11:52 am
So, this is the set for the new Francis the Talking Mule movie, isn’t it?
itspat | September 25, 2007 at 11:53 am
The guy in the background (top pic) is pretending he’s licking her.
Denitsa | September 25, 2007 at 11:55 am
she’s always been ugly to me…don’t understand why she got that role in Sex and the city…i just don’t get it
Raquel | September 25, 2007 at 11:56 am
Her “fabulous” taste in clothing has only one real message: look here, not up at horseface.
Ted from LA | September 25, 2007 at 11:56 am
Sex in the City??? It must be a very dimly lit city with a lot of alcohol. I won’t touch any of them (except the woman in the white dress). She should throw that hat box up in the air like Mary Tyler Moore.
Oops, I crapped my pants! | September 25, 2007 at 11:57 am
I wonder who would win in a fight between these ladies, and a very hungry grizzly bear. I have my suspicions, but we should make the fight happen anyway, just to be sure.
supes | September 25, 2007 at 11:59 am
Is Twisted Sister making a comeback?
sparkle | September 25, 2007 at 12:01 pm
i still think charlottes the best looking of the bunch
schack | September 25, 2007 at 12:02 pm
oh my god, i’m a young professional with no interests other than money and status.
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Riotboy | September 25, 2007 at 12:03 pm
She smokes TOO MUCH.
/not something you wanna see first thing in the morning fo sho
rusty shackleford | September 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Hortense,……the mule faced doll!
schack | September 25, 2007 at 12:05 pm
i’m pretty sure that’s what these “friends” are thinking.
p.s. where is the ugly one with psychological “problems,” religious aspirations, satirical condemnations, i.e. the one actually capable of love.
oh right, and no one wonders why they’re forty and still sole searching.
whinny | September 25, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Dee Snyder.
The_Squizz | September 25, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Does anyone remember Ruth Buzzi??
El-Coyote | September 25, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Matthew Broderick…. How low have you fallen brother… how low….
veggi | September 25, 2007 at 12:13 pm
This brings up a good point. What if mens dicks could talk……
Katie | September 25, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Looks like a fuckin’ dude! Ugliest bitch in Hollywood, next to Rosie O’Donnell.
Hemlock Queen | September 25, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Please. She’s not the eighth wonder of the world, but I wouldn’t say she’s ugly. Just not classically beautiful. And it’s called getting old. All of you assholes will be doing it soon, including me, and we’ll all be pissed about it. So unless you kill yourself or poop off in the bathroom doing some blow, then I guess your looking at another mystery of life. Geriatrics.
Hemlock Queen | September 25, 2007 at 12:17 pm
@34, Veggi. Would they reveal all of the std’s they’ve caught? eeewww.
Lauren | September 25, 2007 at 12:18 pm
She looks like a heavy smoker..I honestly don’t think she’s anything too hideous. It’s just the mole and the bags under her eyes that make her unappealing..I think her eyes are beautiful. This is just a really unflattering photo…anyone ever consider that people can become famous and get acting gigs for reasons other than their appearance?
Mdizdiz | September 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Rough…Rode hard put away wet.
amy | September 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm
How did she get my Grandmas pantsuit?
veggi | September 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Seriously, the stories they would tell…… gross….
now think about if mens dicks were on their foreheads! ha! That would save us some time and effort.
steve | September 25, 2007 at 12:20 pm
LMAO #31 and #32 Awesome.
and #36, thanks for letting us know what you must look like. only the ugly defend the ugly. We really don’t want to know what you look like now.
Hemlock Queen | September 25, 2007 at 12:20 pm
lol, male unicorns. Two sexy time bits for the price of one!
Sam Hain | September 25, 2007 at 12:21 pm
@36 Hemlock Queen..
speak for yourself human.
SheIsGross | September 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
The Superficial – Because I’M Ugly?!?!?!?!
Hemlock Queen | September 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
#42 ONLY the UGLY put down the ugly. Douche.
jenna | September 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I bet she looks better than most overweight blobby american women so stop complaining. And men…they are in general quite ugly so they should be lucky to have a girl like Sarah!!
Ted from LA | September 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Veggi,
Men’s dicks can talk. Mine talks to me all the time. He’s a complete idiot.
BIGsteamyONE | September 25, 2007 at 12:24 pm
She looks like she used house paint for make up .Needs another coat , and some weather proofing ,,, she looks really weathered as it is ……YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…not a spring chicken, more like an old horse that should be out to pasture.
gerard Vandenberg | September 25, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Well girl, see it this way: YOU CAN’T HELP IT!!