Where’s He-Man? Skeletor’s running around in a wedding dress again. No, hold on, it’s Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex and the City movie. Gross. So the guy who has to marry her committed some sort of awful crime right? What’d he do; murder the president’s daughter by blowing up a bus full of schoolchildren and baby pandas? Even then marrying Sarah Jessica Parker is a bit harsh. Couldn’t they just give him a lethal injection?
NOTE: This is maybe the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Images: Splash
HeyLady | October 3, 2007 at 12:49 pm
The dress doesn’t fit.
JoBOO | October 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm
FIRST!!!!
WHO GIVES A RAT’S ASS ANYWAY??
iamse7en | October 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm
She’s ugly.
freakwad | October 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm
god, she’s so ugly… someone give this girl britney’s number! she needs to fatten up QUICK
combustion8 | October 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm
I just puked up my breakfast burrito… jesus it’s wedding of the dead.
LL | October 3, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Yeah, that dress is fugly. As are all her clothes on that show. For the 4 years (or whatever it is) that show was on, she paraded around in one ugly-ass outfit after another, and occasionally wearing an ugly-ass hat and/or ugly-ass piece of jewelry. Her face (which isn’t horrible to me; so she’s not Heidi Klum, big fucking deal) is the least objectionable thing about her appearance on that show. And I’d like to have her abs.
Leon Phelps | October 3, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Yeah, that’s disgusting!
ssdd | October 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Why is Dog Chapman wearing a wedding dress!?!..AND he’s lost so much weight!!!!!!!!! ..Seriously, what is he doing?
CC | October 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Thanks for ruining the movie?
But I’ll agree… she looks pretty heinous.
yolatengo | October 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
is that dress supposed to look like that?? it really does look AWFUL!!
effinblue | October 3, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Her boobs look like two empty tube socks.
combustion8 | October 3, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Can you imagine this shitty excuse for a movie? If there is a hell for me it envolves sitting through it at least once.
#6 | October 3, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Why would you want to look like you just got out of a concentration camp?
charm | October 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm
she can do no wrong.
Sassy | October 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Well she’s not quite Frankenstein but the girl needs some bangs or something to soften up her long face. And umm, the dress is FUGLY and doesn’t fit. At all.
MoonChild | October 3, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Sorry but I think she’s pretty cute…100 times better than Hep C Anderson anyday of the week.
joflo | October 3, 2007 at 1:01 pm
i’m so over this shit
combustion8 | October 3, 2007 at 1:02 pm
@16
so how long have you been a necrophiliac?
Sheppy | October 3, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Sara for the love of god, EATTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lizl | October 3, 2007 at 1:04 pm
The top is way too small for her, in fact its huuuuuuuuuuge. Her boobs look bloody horrible.
PARCE QUE | October 3, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Aw what a pretty horse.
#18 | October 3, 2007 at 1:08 pm
#16 was telling me how he asked his necrophiliac friend what happened to the girl he was seeing. The friend replied “oh, she split on me.”
steve | October 3, 2007 at 1:11 pm
SJP- Skanky Jewish Princess
justcurious | October 3, 2007 at 1:11 pm
At least she got the color of the feathers in her veil to match all the gross veins in her arms….and for all the money she has can’t she just get rid of that stupid mole or whatever it is on her face????
poindor | October 3, 2007 at 1:12 pm
she looks like a drag queen. I must say I never liked her show and thought it was a pretty dumbass show to begin with. Now that she looks older she looks like a has-been drag queen that real drag queens would be embarrassed about. And she also looks like a horse.
adeliza | October 3, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Poor Chris Noth.
Pat Field had the day off | October 3, 2007 at 1:17 pm
New York – The nuptials of Mr. Big, billionare businessman, and Carrie Bradshaw, girl-about-town sex columnist, was held this weekend at St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Ms. Bradshaw, who is keeping her name, wore a vintage gown which had origininally been worn by Elizabeth Taylor during her 1950′s era first marriage, which Ms. Bradshaw previously purchased at a Sotheby’s auction. Unfortunately, she forgot her padded bra for the ceremony. Best gal pal Samantha Jones took her aside and said “Honey, you’ve just got to stuff ‘em like they’re Double D’s!” Miranda Hobbs, Ms. Jones and third sidekick Charlotte York then took off their panties and stuffed Ms. Bradshaw’s dress so at least she’d look a little ‘filled out’ for the reception. The happy couple honeymooned in Las Vegas, where Mr. Big was spotted weeping uncontrollably and muttering the word “tits”.
PunkA | October 3, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Fish, you are sinking to new lows. This is the best you can get today? WOW. Been a slow couple of weeks, hasn’t it? Need to find some new blood for the page that people actually want to make fun of.
Hill | October 3, 2007 at 1:19 pm
She’s such a pretty pony, clippity clop, clippity clop
she’s such a pretty pony, clippity clop, clop, clop….
my daughter’s rocking horse sings that and it’s all i can think of whenever I see this ugly slut.
antsy | October 3, 2007 at 1:21 pm
superfish – it’s one thing to think she’s ugly, but you actually seem to hate her for not being your idea of beautiful. you’re a bit fucked up about women in general. and before anyone says it yes i KNOW this is a celebrity scorning site but he’s never this vicious about men’s appearances
Sorry_but_True | October 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Any wedding dress in the world cannot help the fact that Sara is still paperbag ugly… Right up there with Gilbert Godfrey!!!
Daniella | October 3, 2007 at 1:23 pm
they all look so old, this movie is gonna suck
TS | October 3, 2007 at 1:29 pm
#8 CLASSIC!!! Good one.
Queefeater | October 3, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Her face looks like feet, and those pancakeous boobs are revolting.
adeliza | October 3, 2007 at 1:33 pm
#30- Yeah, let’s dog out some ugly men, for a change!
Oh, wait- 99% of the men in the world ARE ugly.
But anyhoo, where’s Carrot Top when ya need him?
He’d make ole Jess here look like Petra Nemcova.
betenoir | October 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm
They let horses get married and they won’t let gay people. Imagine that!!!
El-Coyote | October 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Dante can now add another circle of Hell…..
Sidney | October 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I always liked Sarah Jessica for her down to earth personality and acting. She proves that anyone can be considered attractive by taking care of ones appearance. The wedding dress top looks too big on her and reminds me of Madonna’s coned bra. There is no point in watching the movie since I already know she is marrying Mr. Big so I will wait until it comes on HBO or DVD.
santa is my dad | October 3, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I Love this site, I do, I read it for the articles and everything. But, lame as it makes me, I actually want to see this movie because I”m a girl with ovaries and that’s what we do. We watch SATC and have anonymous sex. It’s just science.
With that said, could you at least post SPOILER before you show us giant ass plot lines like Carrie getting married? I’m a little bummed now.
freakwad | October 3, 2007 at 1:41 pm
her dress is god awful. it’s wrinkly, and i don’t know what the hell the silver branch-thing is on her left tit, but it’s out of place, and awkward.
also, with all the money in the world, why doesn’t she get breast implants or something? SOMETHING to make them more alive-looking, rather than dried up prunes.
boo | October 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm
In picture #2 where she is bent over, her granny boobs only fill about a third of the dress. Looks like Madonna’s bullet bra all grown up
Lindsay | October 3, 2007 at 1:45 pm
It’s so sad how horrifically unattractive she is, because the show made her seem like her character, Carrie, should be this knock out. and the thole time you think, well good for her, she’s unattractive but getting all this attention – thats why it was so unrealistic. She just wouldn’t. But, SJP is pretty damn cool despite her nasty appearance. So, sorry guys, she’s not one to look at but girls think shes pretty cool, she makes us feel INFINITELY better about ourselves :)
hard lesson | October 3, 2007 at 1:50 pm
#32: don’t you worry, they will all the photoshopped to perfection.
Interesting to see what some of the celebrities really look like… there is not much left after the make-up is off and the special effects are deactivated.
Jackie | October 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm
So now we know that Charlotte’s having a baby and Carrie’s marrying Big. There really is no point in seeing it now. Spoiler alert would have been nice.
joLIE | October 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm
It’s her internal bitch coming out on her face.
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shokroklove | October 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm
i just threw up everywhere
McLashen | October 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm
pff she was rather nice in LA Story in her cycling short back in what…? 1973?
But now she has some wrid coathanger wire in her arms or some…
Though hands up! I admit… I agree snarks aside more Carrot Top please his ugly orange steroid shoulders now probably span the Hudson River at it’s widest!?
Maya | October 3, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Maybe it’s part of a nightmare sequence. Carrie will be horrified by what she’s wearing and will decide not to get married after all.
Horace McCoy | October 3, 2007 at 1:53 pm
They Shoot Sarah Jessica Parker’s, Don’t They?
stizz | October 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Thanks for ruining the movie asshole!