Sarah Jessica Parker has lost her damn mind

January 15th, 2009 // 41 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker wants to cast Britney Spears in the new Sex and the City movie, according to MTV UK:

It seems Britney who made her cameo on US TV show How I Met Your Mother last year would play a young relative of SJP’s character Carrie Bradshaw.
Sarah Jessica told friends: “My idea is to have someone like Britney Spears move to New York as my cousin or niece and Carrie would show her the ropes.”

That’s probably the worst idea for a movie I’ve ever heard in my life. I’m pretty sure a handful of Sex and the City fans just stabbed themselves in the eye with a high heel. For anyone without a vagina, this is like making a sequel to Dark Knight where Britney Spears plays Batman’s younger cousin and he has to show her the ropes.

BATMAN: I still don’t see how you got the Batmobile stuck in the Starbucks drive-thru.
BRITNEY: Look, do I gets my Oscar now or later?
BATMAN: Hmm…. *leans in* If you want your Oscar there’s some pills in my trailer.
DIRECTOR: CUT! Christian, we heard that.
BATMAN: C’mon. It’s not like we all weren’t thinking it.
DIRECTOR: Good point. Britney, go to Christian’s trailer and swallow all the candy.
BRITNEY: Candy! Oh, boy!

I’m going to hell.

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  1. I’ll have them both on a sandwich.

  2. Mike

    The title would imply that she had one to lose in the first place

  3. Max Planck

    Full of sound and fury…

  4. missywissy

    Booooooooooooooring Booooooooooooooooring boring boring boring boring Boooooooooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

  5. Trex

    Haha!! Dude, you are the one!

  6. Matt Dillon’s hands must not be receiving the message his eyes are sending.

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  11. Ardgelina

    i love that dress

  12. lawn gnome

    Well, she’s got the brains of a horse and is probably hung like one, too. This would seem like an interesting plot seeing as how it’s kind of stupid that horse-woman would be showing the psyco ‘the ropes’. I’d think it would be the other way around.

  13. Jrz

    YAAAAAWN…………..what? People still talk about Sex and the City? Huh.
    Um…….anyway.

  14. havoc

    What happened to SJP’s remake of Mr Ed?

    .

  15. Beth

    Sex and the City II: When Horse Met Pig

  16. What What!

    FIRST plus fourteen or maybe after this fifteen – SUCKAZZZ!

  17. esquared

    SJP has a mind to lose?

  18. Dirk Diggler

    Did the Fish writer just compare The Dark Knight to the Sex in the City movie? That’s a bit of a stretch.

  19. Riiiiight. Because Britney is such a brilliant actor.

  20. So I guess Parker wants the movie to bomb.

  21. skating on glue

    “Sex and the City II: When Horse Met Pig.”

    Wow, just wow. Post of the thread, if not blog. Stand up, take a bow.

    Excellent, excellent.

  22. Thanks, SJP. This would make the first SATC episode I’d skip. Gladly.

  23. grobpilot

    #7-10: Fuck off you Chinese fuck!!! Nobody wants your lead-lined shit. We’re just here to tear into dumbass celebrities and each other. Again, fuck off.

  24. Ummm...yeah...

    That bitch is so fucking ugly,what’s with that fucking honker?
    It also proves that she’s an idiot too. Shitney? get real.

  25. testing

    I just don’t think Britney is believable as SJP’s cousin. Does anybody know if any of the My Little Ponies are old enough for a role like that yet?

  26. isaidit

    SJP wants to live vicariously thru young Brit Brit since Matty Cakes left her for a 25 yr old.

  27. Lindsey

    No one has commented yet on the Batman to Brit and Producer commentary? Read the whole article, people… Loved the director best.

  28. jess

    Isn’t B. Spears a little old to play the new to the city role? SJP is too old to even realize that. They need somebody in the 20-22 range.

  29. Equine McLashen

    Wow Matthew has let himself go in those first 2 pix!

  30. bitsy

    “…stabbed themselves in the eye with a high heel.”

    More like a Jimmy Choo stiletto thank you very much.

  31. kate

    She is very beautiful, but why does she like to join ***seekingsugarmomma. c om****? I really do not know why. seems that she likes that site so much. she puts so many info. there.

  32. Is this her part of bringing america down, folks?

  33. SusanB

    I wish I could meet you, you sexy ass blogger. keep the brilliant commentary coming!

  34. MICHAELHOLLYWOOD

    Well, that udea sounds like a spin off Sarah is trying to pull off. NO Spsin offs Sarah!!!! You had years to do that and ya’ didn’t!!!! Back to the drawing board. And Britney should not do that movie. If Jennifer Hudson didn’t get good reviews in the film, no other singers won’t. Sarah needs to lay off the lattes and take a nap before creatign the Sex sequel

  35. In general I think, that the continuation will leave much to be desired, nothing will be ever compared with the first edisodes of the show – http://rapid4me.com/?q=sex+and+the+city

  36. I think Britnm Spears has nothing to do there. Sarah – just super. You want to download Sex and the City torrents search engine.

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  39. Cassandra

    NO Spsin offs Sarah!!!! You had years to do that and ya’ didn’t!!!! Back to the drawing board. And Britney should not do that movie. If Jennifer Hudson didn’t get good reviews in the film, no other singers won’t. Sarah needs to lay off the lattes and take a nap before creatign the Sex sequel
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  40. I have recently downloaded and watched some hilarious videos with her, Sarah Jessica Parker is simply insane )

  41. Well, she has the brain of a horse and is probably hung like one too. This seems an interesting story, because the road is a bit silly that the horse is showing psycho-woman "chains." I think it's quite the opposite.

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