Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay!
A little information on Sarah’s heritage (courtesy of the Uncyclopedia):
Sarah Jessica Parker, born 1965, is a famous Jewish sex symbol and horse. She is commonly referred to as a “double bagger” referring to the likely need to use two bags to adequately cover her head during penetrative intercourse. She has 4 socks, blaze, and a belly spot. Her coat shines like a new car. She always attracts attention at the stable. She has moderately upright paces and tons of mane and tail. Her forelock is down to her muzzle. Her mane is over 2 feet long. She’s about 13.8 hands with medium build and moderate feather, refined and slightly shaggy. She makes a stunning driving horse and riding horse with her gorgeous color and upright, high-stepping trot.
Too bad she didn’t go to the doctor for a euthanasia procedure.
I just dont like how she made women everywhere whores.
Anyone else doing the Trifecta for the upcoming Emmy’s?
I’m putting SJP down to show…..
I hate to say it but she actually doesn’t look bad here. Comparatively, that is. To other pics I’ve seen of her. And #21, I think you’ve got the wrong entry… I don’t see a blaze…
Now she looks like a horse without a mole.
TOO BAD IT DIDN’T HELP.
Something’s wrong here. I don’t want to stab her in the face. Maybe……….Ah there we go. Ok witch, your magical powers are useless against me. You thought removing that wart would detract from your hellish appearance. Well you were so wrong.
Too bad its like 200 yrs too late.
As if YOU people are so freakin’ good looking and perfect.
Anyone else find it ironic that all the SATC gals are getting surgery AFTER the movie came out in theaters? The red headed lesbo got boob implants, Charlotte got her varicose veins on her legs fixed, and now Horse Face got her mole removed. Common sense would be to do these things BEFORE the movie came out….not after. Just a thought.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
and even without the mole she’s a horse of course
#24 I think you mean the Triple Crown and that old horse can’t run like she used to. Next stop for her is dog food plant or glue factory.
Does she think losing that mole is going to help her failing career?? She’s about as marketable as the Clydesdales now that InBev bought Bud.
Bah, bad joke but I needed to try a new take on the horseface comments.
This shit was actually on CNN.
Breaking News: Sarah Jessica Parker had a mole removed. We’ll have live coverage and will keep your informed of any developments. We’re waiting for the White House to comment. As reactions pour in from all over the world on this breaking news, we will keep you updated as developments warrant. Join us tonight at 8C as Nancy Grace investigates Sarah Jesssica Parker’s mole removal. CNN, your source for late breaking news.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ…….
well she’s gotten to an age where a mole like that could become cancerous – her dermatologist probably told her to get rid of it. i don’t see all the ugly the rest of you see, she just seems extra angular, but it sure doesn’t offend me. and my guess it doesn’t matter how ugly she may be to everyone here, she’s doing way better in life than any one of us loser keyboard warriors.
At certain angles with the camera not too close, Sarea Jessica is beautiful. And too bad for all you who hate her, she is rich, happily married and employed. So ha aha.
They shoot horses, don’t they?
To all you people refering to her as being horse-like…………what the fuck do you have against horses………….horses are cool…………the correct term is nag.
should have kept the mole and removed the face.
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