Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed

July 17th, 2008 // 81 Comments

Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay!

Photos: Splash News

  1. policegirl

    When is she going to remove the rest of her face?

  2. Randal

    Hi there Sarah!

    I think you looked beautiful with your mole as you do without. Your personality continues to shine like the sparkle in your smile and glitter in your eyes.

    Mole or not, you’ve made a name for yourself through the years of hard work and dedication that you bring to the entertainment industry.

    Looking forward to your new Garnier Fructis shampoo commercials! Not only do you have the body but you’ve got the volume!

    Always a fan,


  3. NY Ted

    Fuck…she needs more than a “mole” removed…!!!

  4. It's Britney Bitches

    “Not only do you have the body but you’ve got the volume!”

    Hahaha love it. I think Randal should be the new Garnier spokesperson.

  5. when is it on ebay :D

  6. Miserable Bastard

    The mole just got better-looking. In fact, it’s just been cast alongside an annoying patch of psoriasis, a tumor that can’t decide whether it’s benign or malignant and a dried-up but still relevant genital wart in a hip, edgy new HBO series.

  7. shar

    Sorry #21 there is absolutely no Jewish Sex Symbols anywhere in this world.
    OH MY GAWD…….If the mole was removed, maybe its medical reasons.

  8. LivewireT


    LOL That was hilarious….

  9. mafme

    Something something decapitation joke something something something. Something? Something something!

  10. mamadough

    ah, poor girl. doesn’t she know that you can’t fix ugly?

  11. Calling on Randal

    Hey buddy. How do you feel about the regular guy that works his ass off to make this country function. How do you feel about him? What about the young men and women getting shot to fuck overseas? Are any of these people stars to you?
    I see, only Hollywood and it’s filthy assholes have any significance. The rest of us are…mensch is it?

  12. mafme

    Yeah, everyone should cover the news you want them to cover!

  13. Cover your face in...

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    , , In your eye bitch!

    Let’s all treat celebrities like we are supposed to! They keep us retards preoccupied (like they are supposed to).

  14. rough daddy

    those expensive giantcaps are way too shiny….

  15. Lucy

    She should have gotten a nose job instead.

  16. Kim Kardashian's Deceased Father, Esq.

    Unfortunately, the complicated and groundbreaking molectomy procedure used up the bulk of her income from the SATC movie. (Elective surgery: not covered.)

  17. Kimberly

    That photo looks really airbrushed.

  18. AdamYYZ

    Jeremy Clarkson on BBC’s Top Gear described her face looking like a “Boiled Horse”

    I LOL’ed

  19. it's still ugly

    Hey Fish,

    Thanks for not posting the pre-molectomy pix.
    There’d nothing worse than staring at lumpy, brown, hairy growths with our morning coffee.

  20. IKE

    Why stop there?

  21. Sean

    Why the long face?

  22. A Loving Tribute to New York’s Self-Proclaimed Aging Fashion Icon!

  23. Cokeasian

    Yay! Only 99% of her face left to go…

    Also I’m impressed. It must have difficult finding a veterinary surgeon who’d do that. Good girl! *pats snout* Neiiiighh!

  24. nonya

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!! That’s really intereting. GO Girl.

  25. nonya

    WOW!!!!!!!!!!! That’s really intereting. GO Girl.

  26. Victoria

    Whatever you can soooo see where its been photoshopped. There is like a impression there still. No this was forged. FORGED I say. :0P

  27. Ge

    You know, I don’t usually criticize ugly people, but I make an exception in Sarah Jessica Parker’s case because she is always playing roles in which she’s the sex symbol, which I find completely BAFFLING!! Look, there’s “Sex in the City,” in which the word “sex” is hard-wired to her by the title. UGGH! Then there’s “Failure to Launch,” in which she is hired to seduce Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. OK, she might have a shot at seducing a jockey, but that’s as far as I’ll go. And then there’s all these make-up commercials where they tell her to look sexy. WHAT??!! WHY HER, OF ALL PEOPLE??? I can’t understand why anyone would hire her to portray a beautiful women. And the fact that she somehow keeps getting these rolls really bugs me, so I have to try to set the universe straight using comment boxes like this.

  28. glimo

    I am really agree with TheMetalLord, removing the neck is much better, anyway she has a good chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Sarah Jessice Parker is very pretty but she does not have a flawless skin complexion `

  30. Sarah Jessica Parker is really very very beautiful specially during her younger years ‘.`

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