Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay!
She may now cease stirring that cauldron.
it doesn’t look like it’s gone, it looks like its just been covered up. Too bad.
Why work on the mole when you could have just lopped off her horse head…..Whoooooaaa, easy girl…sugar cube?
Now why did she go and do a dumb thing like that? It was her best feature.
i was gonna say that maybe a rat bit it off at the stable but I think Matthew broderick keeps a clean ranch.
but she saved it, for halloween parties
You are all crazy. She may not be the most beautiful woman in the world but she shouldn’t have been named the unsexiest by Maxim. That distinction should have went to Amy Winehouse, she might be one of the nastiest pieces of trash in the world. Besides all of you would be lucky to hook up with a woman that looked as good at SJP…or any women for that matter.
the nose, face , and body should be the next 3 removals…
If the doctors really wanted to improve her looks…..they would have removed the entire hideous growth…….from the neck up.
I think she looks great and that is why I am betting on her in the 5th at Belmont tomorrow.
Something tells me she’s a bitch in bed too.
Sometimes she looks great and most others she looks terrible. I don’t know whether to jerk off or run and hide….
@7 Amy Winehouse is a precious little virginal flower how dare you soil her name. and if by lucky you mean I would have to get raped by a woman like SJP then yes, you’re right.
@10 Thanks for the vote of confidence, I’m actually her Jockey for tomorrow’s race. It’ll be a toughie but old Sarah and I will pull through, I already promised her an extra sugar cube if we win.
I don’t think the mole was ever really the issue, do you boys and girls?
Don’t horses like salt licks? Good luck in the race.
She still looks old and leathery. I agree with you guys, remove from the neck up and she does look like a friggen horse! Do you see how many lines she has around her eyes? Tons.
i honestly think if she fixed that nose she’d be ok to look at.
Where is the love, people?
#12 …run and hide.
The mole may be gone, but the nose and chin are still on track to grow to a joining oint by 2009.
and #7, My wife is more attractive AND knows how to dress.
I didn’t know a mole knew how to ride a horse.
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