Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay!
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Jammy | July 17, 2008 at 10:35 am
She may now cease stirring that cauldron.
wait | July 17, 2008 at 10:36 am
it doesn’t look like it’s gone, it looks like its just been covered up. Too bad.
toolboy | July 17, 2008 at 10:45 am
Why work on the mole when you could have just lopped off her horse head…..Whoooooaaa, easy girl…sugar cube?
Anexio | July 17, 2008 at 10:54 am
Now why did she go and do a dumb thing like that? It was her best feature.
Julian | July 17, 2008 at 10:56 am
i was gonna say that maybe a rat bit it off at the stable but I think Matthew broderick keeps a clean ranch.
metalman | July 17, 2008 at 10:56 am
but she saved it, for halloween parties
Ferris Bueller | July 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
You are all crazy. She may not be the most beautiful woman in the world but she shouldn’t have been named the unsexiest by Maxim. That distinction should have went to Amy Winehouse, she might be one of the nastiest pieces of trash in the world. Besides all of you would be lucky to hook up with a woman that looked as good at SJP…or any women for that matter.
STevec | July 17, 2008 at 11:00 am
the nose, face , and body should be the next 3 removals…
nipolian | July 17, 2008 at 11:00 am
If the doctors really wanted to improve her looks…..they would have removed the entire hideous growth…….from the neck up.
Ted from LA | July 17, 2008 at 11:01 am
I think she looks great and that is why I am betting on her in the 5th at Belmont tomorrow.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 17, 2008 at 11:06 am
Something tells me she’s a bitch in bed too.
Sportsdvl | July 17, 2008 at 11:07 am
Sometimes she looks great and most others she looks terrible. I don’t know whether to jerk off or run and hide….
Julian | July 17, 2008 at 11:08 am
@7 Amy Winehouse is a precious little virginal flower how dare you soil her name. and if by lucky you mean I would have to get raped by a woman like SJP then yes, you’re right.
@10 Thanks for the vote of confidence, I’m actually her Jockey for tomorrow’s race. It’ll be a toughie but old Sarah and I will pull through, I already promised her an extra sugar cube if we win.
http://webescape.wordpress.com/ | July 17, 2008 at 11:09 am
I don’t think the mole was ever really the issue, do you boys and girls?
snarf | July 17, 2008 at 11:10 am
Don’t horses like salt licks? Good luck in the race.
A | July 17, 2008 at 11:16 am
She still looks old and leathery. I agree with you guys, remove from the neck up and she does look like a friggen horse! Do you see how many lines she has around her eyes? Tons.
britney's weave | July 17, 2008 at 11:17 am
i honestly think if she fixed that nose she’d be ok to look at.
Giggles | July 17, 2008 at 11:18 am
Where is the love, people?
Mal Gusto | July 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
#12 …run and hide.
The mole may be gone, but the nose and chin are still on track to grow to a joining oint by 2009.
and #7, My wife is more attractive AND knows how to dress.
Jumpin_J | July 17, 2008 at 11:23 am
I didn’t know a mole knew how to ride a horse.
Crisphy Nanos | July 17, 2008 at 11:25 am
A little information on Sarah’s heritage (courtesy of the Uncyclopedia):
Sarah Jessica Parker, born 1965, is a famous Jewish sex symbol and horse. She is commonly referred to as a “double bagger” referring to the likely need to use two bags to adequately cover her head during penetrative intercourse. She has 4 socks, blaze, and a belly spot. Her coat shines like a new car. She always attracts attention at the stable. She has moderately upright paces and tons of mane and tail. Her forelock is down to her muzzle. Her mane is over 2 feet long. She’s about 13.8 hands with medium build and moderate feather, refined and slightly shaggy. She makes a stunning driving horse and riding horse with her gorgeous color and upright, high-stepping trot.
squirrel | July 17, 2008 at 11:25 am
Too bad she didn’t go to the doctor for a euthanasia procedure.
evianobaby | July 17, 2008 at 11:28 am
I just dont like how she made women everywhere whores.
havoc | July 17, 2008 at 11:36 am
Anyone else doing the Trifecta for the upcoming Emmy’s?
I’m putting SJP down to show…..
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sb | July 17, 2008 at 11:39 am
I hate to say it but she actually doesn’t look bad here. Comparatively, that is. To other pics I’ve seen of her. And #21, I think you’ve got the wrong entry… I don’t see a blaze…
whoa nelly | July 17, 2008 at 11:41 am
Now she looks like a horse without a mole.
Improvement!
Dana | July 17, 2008 at 11:42 am
TOO BAD IT DIDN’T HELP.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | July 17, 2008 at 11:46 am
Something’s wrong here. I don’t want to stab her in the face. Maybe……….Ah there we go. Ok witch, your magical powers are useless against me. You thought removing that wart would detract from your hellish appearance. Well you were so wrong.
Monica | July 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
Too bad its like 200 yrs too late.
tired | July 17, 2008 at 11:48 am
As if YOU people are so freakin’ good looking and perfect.
It's Britney Bitches | July 17, 2008 at 11:51 am
Anyone else find it ironic that all the SATC gals are getting surgery AFTER the movie came out in theaters? The red headed lesbo got boob implants, Charlotte got her varicose veins on her legs fixed, and now Horse Face got her mole removed. Common sense would be to do these things BEFORE the movie came out….not after. Just a thought.
Richard McBeef | July 17, 2008 at 11:51 am
A horse is a horse, of course, of course
and even without the mole she’s a horse of course
#24 I think you mean the Triple Crown and that old horse can’t run like she used to. Next stop for her is dog food plant or glue factory.
Auntie Kryst | July 17, 2008 at 11:58 am
Does she think losing that mole is going to help her failing career?? She’s about as marketable as the Clydesdales now that InBev bought Bud.
Bah, bad joke but I needed to try a new take on the horseface comments.
havoc | July 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm
This shit was actually on CNN.
Breaking News: Sarah Jessica Parker had a mole removed. We’ll have live coverage and will keep your informed of any developments. We’re waiting for the White House to comment. As reactions pour in from all over the world on this breaking news, we will keep you updated as developments warrant. Join us tonight at 8C as Nancy Grace investigates Sarah Jesssica Parker’s mole removal. CNN, your source for late breaking news.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ…….
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girl unimpressed | July 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm
well she’s gotten to an age where a mole like that could become cancerous – her dermatologist probably told her to get rid of it. i don’t see all the ugly the rest of you see, she just seems extra angular, but it sure doesn’t offend me. and my guess it doesn’t matter how ugly she may be to everyone here, she’s doing way better in life than any one of us loser keyboard warriors.
sharpeidude | July 17, 2008 at 12:27 pm
YAWN!
jen hutchin | July 17, 2008 at 12:33 pm
At certain angles with the camera not too close, Sarea Jessica is beautiful. And too bad for all you who hate her, she is rich, happily married and employed. So ha aha.
JJ | July 17, 2008 at 12:34 pm
They shoot horses, don’t they?
nipolian | July 17, 2008 at 12:49 pm
To all you people refering to her as being horse-like…………what the fuck do you have against horses………….horses are cool…………the correct term is nag.
TheMetalLord | July 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
should have kept the mole and removed the face.
fashaddix.com | July 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Neigh Neigh Neigh
veggi | July 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
The surgeon was right there…putting in stitches…and he could have sewn her mouth shut. But nooooooooooooooooo…..or, as SJP would say, neeeeeeeigh…
syn | July 17, 2008 at 1:01 pm
She still looks just like the thing that lived under my bed when I was a little kid. And SaTC sucks out loud.
B | July 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm
SATC used to be a good show. I bet the movie was friggen gay as hell. She still needs to fix her nose. Heeheeeheee [horse snorts]
RicoSuave | July 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm
The mole finally got a good look at the horror it had been living on all these years and ran off in terror. Its photo will soon be on milk carton missing ads.
Kevin | July 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm
This looks like a photoshop job to me….
no thanks | July 17, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Huh, could this “surgery” have anything do with being voted THE UNSEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE? Methinks yes.
I guess she MOLED it over and decided to get it removed. Har, har.
She does look less like a witch without the Enrique Iglesias tribute on her chin. Now PLEASE for the love of GAWD fix the NOSE woman.
JimmyBachaFungool | July 17, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She looks like a melted candle.
rough daddy | July 17, 2008 at 3:16 pm
what a drag! being in show business and constantly get dis over your looks!!!
Ferdinand Narcos | July 17, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I came.
Hard.