Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams in Swimsuits

August 12th, 2010 // 198 Comments

These are shots of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming Take This Waltz in Toronto yesterday. A movie I’m assuming is by and for vampires battling clinical depression. (“Eating is not the answer. Now get in that pool and live your pale, undead life, dammit!”) On that note, someone once told me consistently posting celebrities in swimwear would eventually turn around and bite me in the ass. I’d now like to take this time to apologize to that person and express my sincere condolences for shooting him directly in the eye during that whole pistol duel I demanded. I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. StopYerWhinin
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    Oh man (pressing face into hands) she has either let herself go or these were the first pic’s I have ever seen with wearing a bathing suit… Either way she’s gotten a bit on the cottage-cheesy side. Poor girl, no wonder she doesn’t like fat women jokes! Not to mention the bumps and dips on her backside. I’d still go down on her though…

  2. StopYerWhinin

    I worked at a Persian owned company (won’t do that again…) and I saw more than my share of DAPs (dumb #ssed Persian) they can afford to act high and mighty with their bobaganoosh (!) and their hummis while they’re in southern California, but put them anywhere outside of LA or California and they are seen no friggin different then a Muslim or Paki – they should all move back to Tehran and take their hairy one brow gotta use string to help remove the facial hair goony goo goo sasquatch Aunt Bunny/ie women with them. Oh and someone needs to tell the Armenians (‘cept Ms. Dushku) that Glendale would like their town back so it’s back to where they came from as well. Oh and while I’m on this slight racist rant, there are attractive women of every color and creed – well, except DAP’s! Oh and would SOMEONE please inform the majority of DAP guys that lots of cologne does not lesson the stench of donkey.

  3. absinthe
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    I can’t believe how antisemitic everyone is being. I’m jewish, and I’m WAY hotter than many non-jewish people. Give me a break. How ugly you are has nothing to do with your religion.

  4. lisa
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    the most horrible looking swimsuit ever, her body is actually fine

  5. Ben Doverman
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    You can tell she farts alot and they stink like rancid broccoli.

  6. God

    Sarah Silverman rules,

  7. God

    Sarah is my girlfriend, she is smoking hot, and I tear that ass every night. You all jew haters can go rott in hell.

  8. gxz

    WHAT AN UGLY FAT BITCH

  9. stings
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    WTF happened to Sarah Silverman? She used to be hot as hell….Not no more!

  10. Reality Check!

    What the fuck is up with all you people. She is not wearing a flattering bathing suit and the pictures are probably taken underf loresent lighting. ANYONE WOULD LOOK BAD under those conditions.
    Give the girl a stylist. An new bathing suit and a tan or good lighting, like everybody else in Hollywood has, and she would be fine. Don’t believe the hype. Celebrities look like the rest of us they just have more plastic surgery, 24 hour stylist, a publisist and better lighting. That’s it. Whatever
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  11. Reality Check!

    Remember how Terrible Tyra looked in sneaked bathing suit shots a couple of years ago?

    • Aryan

      You pathetic little soft fucker it’s a shame your weak bodied kind was clever enough to master economics.

  12. dumbarses
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    You ppl are so stupid. If women arent photoshopped to death, bent over in ideal positions, and painted with gobs of makeup, you’ll find the vast majority on our earth to have pretty standard ‘girl next door’ qualities like these photos.

    No go back to masturbating on plasticy photoshops if you like, but don’t be surprised when your mom, sister, or girlfriend who works out religiously still has tons of celluite, shape, pimply, discoloration, etc defects – we’re human you tards.

  13. Fred Cloot

    I like you folks. You make me feel better about my own repulsive self by being so shamelessly evil that I look like a god among men. Also, why aren’t you using good clean words like kike or yid to describe this poor woman? Surely your hatred can’t be based on just having a somewhat doughy body. No, I think there’s some good ol’ fashioned anti semetism here, and you all need to use the correct terminology. Don’t hide behind simple misogyny or the bizarre hatred you mouth breathers ahve for the fat, she’s a CHRIST KILLING KIKE, right? That’s what you’re all thinking in your primitive brains.

  14. Yaz

    Woo Sarah Polley! Excited for this, whatever it is.

  15. ME
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    I think she looks like a real woman. She hasn’t had surgery. No fake boobs. no nose job, none of that. Guys, you like this funny witty chick before? She may have gained a little weight. 15 pounds MAX, but dang, would you dump you’re girlfriend for that???? WOW…

    If you want a fake girl go to LA, there at every corner… in every shopping… but they really do come a dime a dozen. Some of them even know that. If you want a real girl… choose her. She doesn’t look that bad, y’all? Harsh much???

  16. Dana
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    yucky

  17. TheK
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    Most of these comments represent the legions of lonely, bitter, angry men out there. ie, George Sodini. There are a lot of them, and they always blame women for their complete inability to develop relationships with them.

  18. the stig
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    hey thats hot for a comic

  19. JKL and Sal
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    She’s built like a little old mensch…

  20. holy shitter
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    good thing she’s paid to be funny. not everyone can be a teen supermodel

  21. Joey

    this woman is attractive as warm piss on a plate

  22. Hateful Immigrant

    BBLLLARRRGHGHGHGHG! She looks like my accountant Marty Feinberg in drag. Her body is as ugly as her comedic sensibilities.

  23. Oh man….Not good at all

  24. Becky J.

    She should have picked a better swim suit. Not the best fit for her.

  25. i loled

    omg what a shapless fuckin beast

  26. monsterdrumma
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    She is a bit od shaped yes but Sarah is hilarious and for me her personality wins out!

  27. elle
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    She has a normal body.

  28. chambermaid
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    I hope this nasty flabby skin problem was necessary for her character

  29. Sam
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    Fat jew!

  30. Sam
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    Why? Why? Why?
    Hit the gym fat-ass… Ooh, the flabby skin…. YAK!

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