Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams in Swimsuits

August 12th, 2010 // 198 Comments

These are shots of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming Take This Waltz in Toronto yesterday. A movie I’m assuming is by and for vampires battling clinical depression. (“Eating is not the answer. Now get in that pool and live your pale, undead life, dammit!”) On that note, someone once told me consistently posting celebrities in swimwear would eventually turn around and bite me in the ass. I’d now like to take this time to apologize to that person and express my sincere condolences for shooting him directly in the eye during that whole pistol duel I demanded. I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Ksurfiws

    Eventually she will look like every other fat jewish Grandma

  2. Me

    Good lord, what the fuck is this blogger trying to do to me? This is one of the most disgusting sights I have ever seen. She looks like she is 65 years old. What a vile bitch.

  3. josh

    DO NOT WANT

  4. GirlyGirl

    No comment

  5. Nik

    god that’s just so nasty! imagine having to sleep with her, there would just be vomit everywhere

  6. Cyrus

    Jews are one ugly ass ethnic group. Definitely the ugliest Caucasoids in the world (the title of ugliest people in general goes to black women). Out of all the famous Jews in the world — and there are thousands — the only three that are attractive are Bar Refaeli, Emanuele Chriqui, and Natalie Portman. All the others either look like this mutant, Sarah Jessica Parker, Barbara Streisand, Elena Kagan, Susie Essman, or Amy Winehouse.

    Now Persian beauty transcends all. We are probably the most attractive people in the world.

    • i can think of a *lot* of gorgeous jews, including the one who damn nearly won banner girl last month. can’t think of one hot persian. sorry. not a one.

      • Kris Angel Douche Bag

        Actually Persians are quite hot. There are not too many famous ones, so I can’t really think of one other than Claudia Lynx, but the ones just walking the street are damn fine. But they tend to be very materialistic and high-maintenanced. I would say they are one of the top 25 hottest ethnicities/nationalities in the world. The other 24 being: Russian, Brazilian, Swedish, French, Italian, Spanish, German, Japanese, Filipina, Greek, Norwegian, American, Danish, Argentinian, Serbian, Ukrainian, Dutch, Canadian, Colombian, Uruguayan, Portuguese, Polish, Finnish, and Lebanese.

        Everyone else is just plain ugly and disposable.

      • B S Alert

        NO dudeatpenisdotcumstains. We are not counting hybrids. We are talking pure ethnic strains. Half this or quarter this or crossed with that doesn’t count. Moron.

    • Kim

      Persian racism would appear to transcend all others’, as well. Go fly away on your little rug, you ignorant Persian redneck.

    • Vas Deferens

      By ‘Persian’, do you mean ‘terrorist’?

    • MrsEllis

      Wow, I take offense to that. I’m pretty much exclusively into Jewish boys. Like Joseph Gordon-Levitt types but in real life.

      Also, you missed Dianna Agron. She’s a gorgeous jew. Google her.

      • Run n Gun

        You’re out of your mind, there are so many Jewish producers/executives in Hollywood, it would be FLOODED with Jewsih actors if they weren’t so fucking ugly.

        Centuries of inbreeding = Race of recessive genes = ugly, weak, sickly, paranoid people.

    • Bored with life

      I’m just happy cumming in any twat…

  7. They Call Me The Butthole Kid

    Jesus, if you are up there, come down now and save us from the pain. Bring on the rapture. And thank you to all Jews for killing him. It was needed for him to come again and save us. So Jesus, please, take me now. I don’t want to live anymore. The sight of one of your chosen people in a bathing suit has officially made me wish for an end to my miserable life.

  8. The O
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    who photoshopped my grandma’s ass into this pic?

  9. kygrrrrl
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    Yes, just like I ALMOST enjoy having sex without an orgasm. . . Puh-lease, if I wanna see real people in swimsuits, I will go to the YMCA. Plenty of mom butts in one piece suits from Kohls to oogle there. I log onto to this website for the impossible ideal. I will never look like a Victoria’s Secret model in any swim suit. It’s a masochistic drive that makes me want to look at an impossible ideal….

  10. Blah

    She is so unfunny, she’s lucky that she’s pretty.

  11. Cody
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    I would lay those two to rest. No hesitation.

  12. Just_As_it_IS
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    Just when something on this site is published that isn’t the typical young model-type, then everybody goes “yuck”. Wake up America, this is the way most women in the real-outisde-Hollywood-world look like.

    By that rationale I have to say she’s fine for me.

    • Tesla

      yeah thats how most women who don’t do any physical activity look. and, she is disgusting to look at in these pictures.

      • lol wut?

        you have clearly never met a woman who doesn’t exercise. she’s got a couple problem areas, but overall i’d say she’s pretty trim. she’s definitely much more physically fit than the average american woman her age, in any case.

    • Chris

      That’s what fat frumpy women who don’t exercise and spend all their time being lazy look like. They marry fat frumpy men and have themselves a herd of fat frumpy little piglets. Sarah Silverman pretends like she isn’t one of those fat frumpy lazy women, you know? She pretends like she is hot.

  13. Patrick Star

    Where is her waist?? She has the body of Spongebob Squarepants.

  14. Marcus

    Why do jews always announce to everyone that they are jewish??

  15. Smatt584

    “Normal woman”, my ass. Women normally have hips and a waste, this shit is fucked. Her body looks like a tube of toothpaste.

  16. Silly Goose

    She looks like a block. No curves whatsoever. Didn’t Jimmy Kimmel date this thing? Now he is no looker, but he is rich and famous. He could have easily gotten a hotter girl than this. Sometimes I just don’t understand people. The same goes for Brad Pitt. The guy can get anyone. Why did he first settle for bland Jen Aniston. Now he is staying with skelator Jolie. The dude can literally get anybody. Why limit himself to old dried up pussays. George Clooney knows what he is doing. He is the only major hearthrob that bangs a new bitch every other month. That is what guys need to do. Most of these whores have no self respect, so we should not treat them with respect. We need to bang them, knock them up, and then ditch. Let their whore ass raise the kid alone. It was her fault for trusting us and giving it up. Let them ruin their lives. They deserve it.

    • Ty Pennington

      I…… COMPLETELY AGREE!!! You said it. Boink them, and then dump their asses on the side of the road. They have no dignity, so why treat them as if they do.

    • anon

      what the fuck is wrong. people like you are what is wrong with society. you just see a woman as a 2-dimensional object. you said it yourself. a block. how is it the whore is the one having no self-respect when its men who are doing the banging, the knocking up, and the ditching. i hope you get raped in the ass. you deserve it.

    • That mentallity leads you to turn out like ‘Ol Dirt Bastard. That dude had like 20 kids by 20 different women. He made loads of maney and never saw a dime from it because he was payin out so much in support. Last thing you want to do is drop bareback loads when your famous.

  17. Sugar

    Finally a woman who makes me feel better about my late-30′s 2 kids body!

  18. Ty Pennington

    Her legs look like my grandmothers… and my grandmother has been dead for 4 years.

  19. Jacky
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    It is her! She’s the director of the movie – you can imdb it.

  20. testington

    Is that Sarah Polly?!?!?!? Sarah Polly is awesome!!!!!!!

    Sarah Silverman sucks ass though, all her funny jokes are stolen from people like Chelsey Handler and Amy Sidaris, all she does is that stupid little girl voice and endless yammering thing with jokes other people wrote.

    Michelle Williams is badass though

  21. Hank E Ring
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    I was hot for her until I saw these pictures. Maybe all I need is lots of beer?

  22. mikisix
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    well….michelle williams looks great

  23. lol

    Her measurements are 38-38-38

  24. Queef

    She’s as curvy as an oil drum.

  25. Waldo Jeffers
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    her ass is normal for a 40 YEAR OLD woman, she isn’t 25, yeah it’s a tad flabby but it’s not that bad

    • Chris

      Since when do gyms, personal trainers, and dietitians close their doors to 40 year old millionaires? Her age is no excuse for having absolutely zero definition or muscle tone while pretending to be some sort of cute little 20-something debutant. She is just another typical lazy American fat ass, the only thing standing in the way of her and morbid obesity is a combination of her metabolism and probably an eating disorder.

  26. sotallyTober
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    Meh. There were pics of Audrina P awhile back that made her look average size in a two piece, like she has more weight on her than she does- in actuality, I would describe her look as “strategically anorexic.” Sarah looks pretty normal to me. Plus, she’s hilarious.

  27. great buzz kill Fish
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    A few years ago I used to think Sarah was hot. Of course a few years ago I was drunk six days a week at my Frat house.

  28. Marcus

    Ugh, Now I know why skinny girls worry so much about getting fat..

  29. Willie Dixon

    I know no one cares, but fuck ‘em:

    A) it’s a film shoot.
    B) They are wearing one pieces in the presence of old ladies
    C) You think they might look frumpy because that’s what the role requires? Some actors actually gain weight for their parts.
    D) All you haters can bash them, but I’m buying extra stock in Silverman’s hotness at a discount while she’s temporarily fat and cashing in when she drops the weight after filming is over. Suckers.

  30. unableunwilling
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    I don’t think she’s fat. More just like a giant rectangle with bad posture.

  31. Matt Damon
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    I’m not fucking that.

  32. Shithead
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    As far as dumpy nonathletic figures go, you could do worse.

    DEATH OF A LADIES MAN

  33. pass the dutch
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    i would rather hear sarah silverman talk dirty then look at these pictures.

  34. captain america

    there is more misery to deal with?

  35. captain america

    HORROR-MOVIES start out with these pictures!!

  36. captain america

    she MUST be pregnant.

  37. captain america

    yep, HOT & HORNY, folks!!

  38. Chenush
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    I think she looks good.

  39. Expert on Everything
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    I love her I don’t give a shit posture. Mix that with her hilarious personality and wit and I’m in love/lust! She kicks ass and every man on earth would be running for this chick (Sara) once any bimbo with fake tits opens her mouth and only superficial surface empty uneducated stripper nonsense falls out. Show up to Mom’s with Sara and your the new favorite and listen to her because she knows whats best for you and it’s not audrina partridge!! But thats what leaving comments online is about. rippin on the people you’d shit your pants around if you were important enough to even matter.

  40. lady jesus

    Ok, a quick Google shows her playing a new mom in the movie so I’m sure the weight gain ties into that. Let’s not forget that repugnant fat cunt Seth Rogen is starring in this movie too so why don’t we post his pic here and everyone gathers to mock? Anyway, Silly Goose needs a serious ball stabbing.

  41. outlive
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    holy crap

  42. Chris
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    She’d be fine if she did some crunches, lifted a few dumbbells, and maybe did a few squats a couple of times a week, i.e. if she were in shape she wouldn’t look like a typical frumpy tweaked out Mrs. Suburban nobody, and she doesn’t even have a husband or kids as an excuse to look like shit.

  43. Bo
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    Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

  44. Jimjim
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    God damn, I don’t what you fruits say, she looks damn good!

  45. Sara

    Her body is fine except for the complete lack of waist.

  46. Rick's Daddy
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    Moooooo! Sarah, baby, stop talking shit and work out..you are NOT in your 20′s anymore!

  47. Bored with life

    I’d fuck her in the ass all while denying the holocaust happened. Ya, I said it.

  48. froghammer
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    Wow- she’s thicker than a shamrock shake.

  49. Ugh. WTF?
    I always thought she was kind of hot. Boy, was I wrong.
    I see why Jimmy Kimmel dumped her now.

  50. Marcus

    maybe it’s movie FX.

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