Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams in Swimsuits

August 12th, 2010 // 198 Comments

These are shots of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming Take This Waltz in Toronto yesterday. A movie I’m assuming is by and for vampires battling clinical depression. (“Eating is not the answer. Now get in that pool and live your pale, undead life, dammit!”) On that note, someone once told me consistently posting celebrities in swimwear would eventually turn around and bite me in the ass. I’d now like to take this time to apologize to that person and express my sincere condolences for shooting him directly in the eye during that whole pistol duel I demanded. I’m man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. The Truth

    I’d bang that Jew

  2. Jimmey's Kimmel

    I used to tear that up! *throws up in mouth*

  3. Amy

    I mean, she looks pretty normal–just kind of out of shape like most people. Of course, if I were famous, I’d probably work out all the time.

  4. Cock Dr

    Sarah doesn’t have implants & it looks as if she eats 3 meals a day without sticking a finger down her throat immediately afterwards.
    Watch now as the SW community tears her apart.

  5. dufresne

    I like her.

  6. Philshack
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    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU–

  7. Rick

    Great. Erection-killing “real women.” Sometimes, when a girl feels insecure about her body, it’s for a very good reason.

  8. Dank
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    Make it stop!

  9. oermens

    sarah silverman is really funny… funny looking! haha i am so clever

  10. Viv

    Please forgive my ignorance, who are they? what do they do? why would it be interesting to see them in swimear?

  11. noodle

    i dont care what anyone says, michelle williams is fucking hot. these pictures are not flattering, but normally she looks pretty good. and i would SOOOOOOOOOO fuck sara silverman! “bang that jew” is god damn right! she would be too awesome not to fuck!

  12. Internet

    She has the SAME EXACT Zionistic disposition as my EX-girlfriend.

  13. Wow
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    Holy fucking shit she has gone south.

    Crush officially over…although I am sure the ground makes somewhat of a crushing sound when she walks.

  14. Barking Bud
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    FIRST to say: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

  15. Jesse

    That’s a true Savior-killing body.

  16. Wow

    Holy fucking shit she has gone south.

    Crush officially over…although I am sure the ground makes somewhat of a crushing sound when she walks.

    In other new, Michelle Williams lives under a bridge and cooks children in her pot. More at 11.

  17. Wow

    Holy fucking shit she has gone south.

    Crush officially over…although I am sure the ground makes somewhat of a crushing sound when she walks.

    In other news, Michelle Williams lives under a bridge and cooks children in her pot. More at 11.

  18. Mama Pinkus
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    Not a flattering swimsuit for her; she needs a darker color, more support on top and a better bottom fit.

  19. Gene

    WTF? Silverman used to be a hot little twat, at least from the neck down. Holy Mother of God. Well fuck yes I’d still do her, but Jesus!!!!!

  20. Wow

    I do NOT think Matt Damon is fucking that.

    Countdown until “The View” calls her for a host gig…now that she is at her fighting weight.

  21. Pat

    Plus: a gigantic black-haired beaver.

  22. pat
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    no me gusta

  23. Mel Gibson

    i’d nail that dirty jew with my penis, just like her people did to Jesus

  24. Tim Tebow

    She looks good for a mother of 3 abortions.

  25. Steve
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    When did she get this way? Wow!

  26. ym

    the grandma bathing suit doesn’t help but she appears to be the shape of a square. I used to think she was cute but this killed that. Square and pale. Good thing shes funny.

    • The O

      Was thinking the same thing. I’ve never seen such a lack of curves before. People can talk about being out of shape, but you can’t do anything to correct having no shape! … besides a square that is.

  27. JoeC

    I used to think she was kind of hot, but she looks plain as the day. So she’s normal. Who the fuck wants normal?

  28. Hung Way Lo

    10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag….

  29. Karen

    It’s so out of context – it doesn’t look like a public pool, and where are her 5 kids?

  30. Hitler

    Sha lookz pale…

    THROW HAR IN ZE OVEN!!!

  31. Mary Jane

    Yeah…….. Sarah is funny……. isn’t it weird that hot women can’t be funny?

  32. Queuebert

    I love that song. Your reference is not lost.

    Sarah Silverman isn’t funny. I don’t know who told her she was, but I wish they’d stop. And now she isn’t even attractive.

  33. Andy

    Christ, what an ugly jew.

  34. who?

    Sarah Silverman is now not only not funny, but ugly as sin with a body to match. How did she ever become famous? There must be incriminating pictures in some producer’s office.

    • Balls McCoy

      She became famous for cursing. So academic, Fuck, Shit, Cunt, HAHAHA Isn’t she must be the funniest woman in the world? Listen to her hating on Christianity, I guess she’s an intellectual too! I agree w/ everything she says…cos I’ve been programmed to. Wow, she hit it big by ruining/corrupting Jimmy Kimmel’s marriage! You go girl! He’res a bajillion dollars from Liberal Central, you’re everything to me!

  35. Douchariffic

    Way to kill the hot buzz from the Modern Family chick. Pfffffffft. I can’t even find Michelle Williams around all that unfunny ugly Silverman shit.

  36. Just A Horny Dude

    Yikes, check out the saggy ass in the fifth picture. What a gross mess — and this bitch likes to rag on everyone else. She makes Paris Hilton look like Candice Swanepoel.

  37. Minty
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    Sarah Polley! Love her!

  38. Ahhhh, the magic of Hollywood. Saying that though, no guy would turn down her pussy if it became available. It’s like pizza, it may not always be great, but it’s still pizza.

  39. Heath L
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    Do you people understand why now!?!?

  40. Kazin
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    Nice curves, Sarah!

  41. frcrkr
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    If I had to look at that in the mirror every day I would be mean and angry too

    • alisa

      ummmm is it because she’s wearing a modest bathing suit, doesn’t have a spray tan, a MAC forcefield or hair extentions?

  42. DogBoy
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    Seeing real shaped people in swimsuits is almost refreshing at this point….

  43. Nasty!
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    Nasty !!

  44. burton
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    she looks like a real woman near 40…because she is…wow, you guys are pricks…she has no fake parts, she is real, this happens get over it.

    • Chris

      yeah, a real woman that could get off the couch and benefit from a little resistance training.

      Go buy a set of dumbbells, frumpy.

  45. farthammer

    awfully rectangular looking…

  46. mea cul
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    My belief that nothing is attractive or sexy about this ‘woman’ has been confirmed.

  47. Ryance
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    Wrong swimming suit, wrong color. Miss Silverman is an apple shaped woman LIKE SNOOKI hahaha, but a thin one.

  48. Jimmy Kimmel
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    thats definitly my sloppy seconds….yikes…

  49. athena

    Michelle Williams used to bang Heath Ledger, so she just wins at life. Few women ever get to sleep with men as perfect as him.

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