Sarah Shahi: World’s Sexiest Melting Pot

February 3rd, 2011 // 87 Comments

Esquire.com has launched a new feature showcasing the photography of Me in My Place, and decided to kick things off with Texan/Iranian/Spanish/model/actress Sarah Shahi, star of USA’s Fairly Legal which I’m going to go ahead and assume is a show made by and for Charlie Sheen. At any rate, you can view more over at Esquire, or you can sit there and let your penis be an instrument of pure bigotry and hate. Personally, I prefer mine to be a vessel of diplomatic immunity, or a secret arm of the U.N. Security Council. Depends on the mood.

Photos: Esquire.com

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  1. richie

    it’s a miracle! there’s no negative post(s) from some loser(s) saying, “she’s alright, but…”

    she’s been my fav ever since Sopranos (Tony tripping w/her in Vegas).

  2. grobpilot

    Fish, I am seriously disappointed at this site. We never see any naked nipples anymore. What happened? Did your mother slap you around and tell you to stop posting filthy, sinful pics of celebritites in their natural state? Just stick your mom in a home and get back to the nip-slips and beaver shots.

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    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet if you licked her butthole, you wouldn’t taste a bit of poop.
    Wish my wife had better hygiene.

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    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    to pee in that butt would be divine.

  5. Cardinal Fang

    She could have Chewbacca’s head and I”d still hit it. Only in this position though.

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    Henny
    Commented on this photo:

    umm sorry to burst your bubble Fish, but “Texan” is not an ethnicity.

  7. Henny

    Umm sorry to burst your bubble fish, but “texan” is not a ethnicity.

  8. Grinder

    The thing that really pops my tent is how did she get the tank top that Minka Kelly wore at LAX the other day…or maybe Minka borrowed it from her?

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    Sinful
    Commented on this photo:

    2 questions:

    1.

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    Sinful
    Commented on this photo:

    2 questions:

    1. Who is she?

    2. How do you get jizz out of a keyboard?

  11. Muffy the Lesbian

    She’s looking pretty haggard on the last few episodes of Human Target. She should also pay to have that hideous tat removed from the back of her neck.

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    Mordred
    Commented on this photo:

    She is hot. Do they come more sexy that this? I don’t think so.

    • kj

      I do like the from behind shot… very nice. I actually think the thighs touching is kind of sexy. Anything else, and you have a stick figure.

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    wanger
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those little paper mache statues of the guys who killed the jewish olympians in the beginning of Munich? Black September… WTF?

  14. Cardinal Fang

    Ladies. How often do you find yourself on the carpet on your elbows. We all know no one is in this positiion unless they lost a contact or are getting it from behind. So I’ll just imagine the best.

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