Sarah Palin’s Writing A Book About Christmas

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Sarah Palin may have been the second person since Glenn Beck to be too full of shit for FOX News, but that doesn’t mean she can’t run like hell with their “War on Christmas” schtick by releasing her new book, “A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas.” A book that pleads for America to celebrates Jesus’ birthday the way our forefathers intended. “Man, fuck those other religions,” Sarah Palin apparently believes were their exact words. Via The New York Times:

HarperCollins announced Monday that the book will criticize the “over-commercialism” and “homogenization” of Christmas and call for a renewed emphasis on the religious importance.
“Amidst the fragility of this politically correct era, it is imperative that we stand up for our beliefs before the element of faith in a glorious and traditional holiday like Christmas is marginalized and ignored,” Palin said in a statement released through her publisher. “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.”

That’s right, Sarah Palin’s criticizing the “over-commercialism” of Christmas by selling a book about Christmas during the most commercially profitable time of the year. She also calls liberals “Scrooges” which is odd because the end of that book involves Scrooge learning the true meaning of Christmas and caring for the poor, so yeah, she nailed us commies. Amazingly, she doesn’t advocate for anything as stupid and unconstitutional as forcing schools and public institutions to revere the one true Republican Jesus, may his sweatshop-made sandals crush the spines of the poor and gay-trodden:

According to the publisher, the book will advocate “reserving Jesus Christ in Christmas — whether in public displays, school concerts (or) pageants.”

D’oh! Okay, I know the kneejerk reaction here will be to point out facts such as Christmas originally being a Pagan holiday that Christianity basically stole and bastardized, or that writing “X-Mas” is not “taking Christ out of Christmas” but using the Greek letter Chi which has stood for Christ since fucking forever, but it’s not even worth it. All these people are going to hear is, “Let my Jew Santa rape your Jesus baby on top of Christmas dinner then steal your money so black people can have food stamps.” Trust me, I even tried puppets.

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