Sarah Palin still hasn’t been invited to the Republican National Convention, and probably won’t because she’s the kiss of death to presidential campaigns, but that doesn’t mean her fellow rich white people can’t watch her porn double Lisa Ann strip for dollar bills in accordance with the good book. Take that, Obama! Via Jezebel:
Hoping to capitalize on conservative men’s possibly-lingering collective crush, a Tampa Bay strip club has hired a Sarah Palin lookalike to headline during the Republican National Convention in an attempt to draw in business. But this Faux-Palin just any exotic dancer — she’s adult film star Lisa Ann, who played Sarah Palin in several pornographic films about Sarah Palin. See? Republicans love women!
I know you’re all expecting some sort of liberal, snarky comment, but frankly, this kind of entrepreneurial spirit is what America’s all about. There’s just something inspiring about watching a proud business owner take a gamble on Sarah Palin only being granted political legitimacy because old white dudes want to bang her. You don’t see that kind of ingenuity anymore, mostly because some Mexican will just sneak across the border and steal this job, too. There’s probably one outside Home Depot right now wearing glasses and offering to wink for pennies on the dollar. WE NEED A BIGGER FENCE.
Here’s the clip from Bristol Palin‘s reality show where her three-year-old Tripp calls Willow a faggot (I’m not even going to be cute, here’s where he heard it.) that I couldn’t get it up for to post yesterday because, honestly, how relevant are the Palins anymore? Outside of stories about their huge-breasted doppelgangers, of course. Let’s not get carried away.
Photos: Splash News
She should loan me that rifle and get with the old fashioned while I’m popping delegates from the rooftop across the street.
also nice positioning of the scope on that thing. fucking amateurs.
It’s a a damn airsoft gun. Calm down porkchops.
Drill baby, drill.
I’d vote for those!
or pull a lever, at least.
Ah Tampa Bay. Florida as a state may suck, but we do get some things right, and strip clubs are one of ‘em.
We expect no less from America’s whang.
Are you still going to be called out for being a leftist America hater if you manage to stick titties in, Fish?
Hey great post title. Well except for it being completely false.
Both parties screech about family values (whatever the hell that means) all the live long day.
What a joke.
Family values is code word talk for pounding your bible in the missionary position only.
Family values is code for ‘I’m too lazy to watch my own kids so we should childproof the entire planet instead.’
By childproof the world, you mean legislate away homosexuality.
Yes, keep LGBT Americans second class citizens. No porn. Censor EVERYTHING. Keep pot illegal. Deny everyone the freedom to do anything you believe might have a negative influence on your kids because you’re too busy worrying about everybody else to watch them yourself.
“Captain’s Log, stardate 36EEEE. The Enterprise has pulled into orbit over Mammary B, the second of a twin pair of enormous moons in the notorious Lisa Ann system not far from the Neutral Zone. I have sent Commander Riker, Data and Geordie down to establish communication with the locals who are believed to possess the legendary AntiLife Equation.
You had me until I realized this was TNG.
Well if it was Kirk then he would have went down alone with no away team… and would have never come back.
I will never get any work done now
Lets just hope whatever the republicans do it gets the racist obama out of the White House
Keep dreaming.
This fucking Slut a big turnoff for me.
Maybe a picture of Anthony Weiner would get you more excited.
If Lisa Ann is going, then I’ll be there also. Probably miss the convention but who the fuck cares.
Lisa Ann is way more attrctive than Palin and a hell of a lot smarter. Almost everybody is smarter than Palin.
The messed up part is Tina Fey said the same thing… which makes me frightened and excited that she knows who Lisa Ann is.
I love when wealthy leftists make mention of “rich white people” in a derogatory manner.
Yes! We are down with ya brotha’s and sista’s!!!! Just let me check my iPhone to be sure that my manicurist didn’t cancel on me again and to see that my Mercedes has been properly detailed.
Power to the people!!!
Fish is wealthy now?
Rumor has it that a female bespectacled performance artist — who pretends to be a political commentator of substance, does perverse things with her mouth, and is always eager to make an easy buck — will be seeking the spotlight in Tampa while the Republican Convention is in town.
Oh, and Lisa Ann will be there too.
The debate will probably never end about whether or not porn is the choice of a liberated feminist or the refuge of a brainwashed anti-feminist, but I guess I have to prefer the honest porn star over the “sex tape” celebrity. The former is working in an industry that will always have demand of some form, whereas the other is trying to manufacture demand for their own personal industry.
This Sarah Paylin is hot and really a good fuck,see pornos. Who is Sarah Palin?
This is giving me a space boner right now
This is why ‘Merica is great !
Fuck the gun grabbers and BOOBS.