Sarah Palin’s Porn Double Will Be At The Republican National Convention

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2012

Sarah Palin still hasn’t been invited to the Republican National Convention, and probably won’t because she’s the kiss of death to presidential campaigns, but that doesn’t mean her fellow rich white people can’t watch her porn double Lisa Ann strip for dollar bills in accordance with the good book. Take that, Obama! Via Jezebel:

Hoping to capitalize on conservative men’s possibly-lingering collective crush, a Tampa Bay strip club has hired a Sarah Palin lookalike to headline during the Republican National Convention in an attempt to draw in business. But this Faux-Palin just any exotic dancer — she’s adult film star Lisa Ann, who played Sarah Palin in several pornographic films about Sarah Palin. See? Republicans love women!

I know you’re all expecting some sort of liberal, snarky comment, but frankly, this kind of entrepreneurial spirit is what America’s all about. There’s just something inspiring about watching a proud business owner take a gamble on Sarah Palin only being granted political legitimacy because old white dudes want to bang her. You don’t see that kind of ingenuity anymore, mostly because some Mexican will just sneak across the border and steal this job, too. There’s probably one outside Home Depot right now wearing glasses and offering to wink for pennies on the dollar. WE NEED A BIGGER FENCE.

Here’s the clip from Bristol Palin‘s reality show where her three-year-old Tripp calls Willow a faggot (I’m not even going to be cute, here’s where he heard it.) that I couldn’t get it up for to post yesterday because, honestly, how relevant are the Palins anymore? Outside of stories about their huge-breasted doppelgangers, of course. Let’s not get carried away.

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