Sarah Palin Wants To Be The Next Judge Judy Now
“You’s gonna be on Tee-Vee, too?!”
When we last left Sarah Palin, she was blaming Obama for using his Kenyan socialist magic to make her son punch his girlfriend in the face, so obviously the next step here is to let her preside over legal cases on TV. With that kind of grit and gumption? I’m amazed we’re not putting her on the Supreme Court. Before Trump is elected. PEOPLE reports:
Warm Springs first approached Palin with the idea in 2015 and has since put together a team that includes the TV executive who found Judge Judy and Judge Joe Brown.
Unlike the two famous TV judges, Palin does not have a juris doctor degree. But the source notes that the bestselling author has a variety of other qualities that make her perfectly suited to the job.
“Palin’s telegenic personality, wide appeal and common sense wisdom make her a natural for this kind of format and she was Warm Springs’ top pick for this project.”
Granted, Sarah Palin doesn’t know a lot about the law, or even the English language it’s written in, but as a proud Christian American she does have a lifetime’s worth of experience judging people. Just judging the shit out of them. Also, how hard can deciding cases be? The black ones are guilty, and the white ones get some sort of warning because I’m sure they didn’t mean whatever it is they did. — Left a loaded gun on the floor of your truck so a four-year-old who isn’t buckled in his carseat can pick it up and fire a hole in your back? “Well, shoot, honey, come down on to the Palin house, and you’re liable to catch a bullet of just looking at my new cabinets with the Todd bought after the Bristol said the wood I like was not also that other wood. I taste colors.”