Sarah Palin ‘Forced’ Bristol To Do DWTS

December 1st, 2010 // 123 Comments

Keeping in mind the source of this information is second-hand hearsay via Margaret Cho’s blog, which is probably still more reliable than the Britney Spears recording going around, Bristol Palin was apparently forced to do Dancing With The Stars to make up for costing Sarah Palin the 2008 election by getting pregnant:

I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).
Although I don’t agree with the family’s politics at all, I really like Bristol as a person. She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. …. But keep in mind there are other forces at work here and it’s not just for the love of dance.

Again, I don’t really put a lot of stock in this story considering I actually subjected myself to Sarah Palin’s book “Going Rogue” where she essentially blamed every single person in the McCain campaign but herself for blowing the election. However, should it end up being true, she needs to be put against a wall and shot for making these photos happen. And, trust me, I’d say the same thing about Obama because I stand before you today as a man, no, an American, who denounces terrorism in all of its forms. 9/11!

Photos: Getty


  1. Bristol Palin DWTS
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    Two years ago she looked so cute. Now she’s just… guhhh.

  2. Jesus

    Forced or not, I for one was glad to see Roseanne Barr return to primetime.

  3. Nubbinsworth

    Look how big she is compared to him LOL

  4. esoranin

    No no, I didn’t/still don’t/never will support Sarah Palin because she’s a joke. I can assure the Palin family that it had nothing to do with Bristol’s inability to keep her legs closed until after the election. ….Or that the family sold story after story to tabloids. Posing for the cover of Us Weekly? Cool. Still had nothing to do with what a shitty politician Sarah is.

  5. Bristol Palin DWTS
    Putting the Rough in romance
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    Wow, that weight really did a # on her face. How do I take back my original comment?

  6. Bristol Palin DWTS
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    she looks like a little piglet.

  7. Bristol Palin DWTS
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    Shes just really not attractive at all! Bleccch!

  8. Mena

    After holding up Bristol’s leg(s) for so long, Mark will no longer need that Shake Weight for Christmas.

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    Nice Double Chin there Shallow Hal

  10. GravyLeg

    Should have forced her to do Pilates.
    Do you slap the thigh and ride the first wave in?

  11. Mansk

    Look how huge her face is?

  12. bronco

    Her face goes straight to South Park

  13. Bristol Palin DWTS
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    Look at that ham-hock for a leg. She looks like a cross between a turd with lipstick on, and a pig with a wig on. I’ve taken dumps that look better than her.

  14. FredAsstair

    Oh look, another Palin story.


  15. mookie

    I must commend her dancer partner. The pain of holding her fat leg is not blatant obvious on his face

  16. CoCoYoYo

    Yikes… is it me or she bigger now than she was when she was pregnant with the spawn of Levi?

    Interesting to me how Palin and her conservative cronies ramble on about family values and what not when Palin can’t even keep her own brood in check (husband and sons excluded as they seem like decent humans).

  17. 3BE3DA

    That’s a huge bitch! (C)

  18. Bristol Palin DWTS
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    I’d totally bone her if she wasn’t a crazy ass Palin! LOL

  19. Miche

    I’d bet my only remaining nut that she’s gonna get herself knocked-up again just to spite mommy. Just wait. You’ll see.

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