Keeping in mind the source of this information is second-hand hearsay via Margaret Cho’s blog, which is probably still more reliable than the Britney Spears recording going around, Bristol Palin was apparently forced to do Dancing With The Stars to make up for costing Sarah Palin the 2008 election by getting pregnant:
I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).
Although I don’t agree with the family’s politics at all, I really like Bristol as a person. She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. …. But keep in mind there are other forces at work here and it’s not just for the love of dance.
Again, I don’t really put a lot of stock in this story considering I actually subjected myself to Sarah Palin’s book “Going Rogue” where she essentially blamed every single person in the McCain campaign but herself for blowing the election. However, should it end up being true, she needs to be put against a wall and shot for making these photos happen. And, trust me, I’d say the same thing about Obama because I stand before you today as a man, no, an American, who denounces terrorism in all of its forms. 9/11!
Photos: Getty
Two years ago she looked so cute. Now she’s just… guhhh.
Forced or not, I for one was glad to see Roseanne Barr return to primetime.
Thank you, Jesus.
Look how big she is compared to him LOL
No no, I didn’t/still don’t/never will support Sarah Palin because she’s a joke. I can assure the Palin family that it had nothing to do with Bristol’s inability to keep her legs closed until after the election. ….Or that the family sold story after story to tabloids. Posing for the cover of Us Weekly? Cool. Still had nothing to do with what a shitty politician Sarah is.
Wow, that weight really did a # on her face. How do I take back my original comment?
she looks like a little piglet.
Shes just really not attractive at all! Bleccch!
After holding up Bristol’s leg(s) for so long, Mark will no longer need that Shake Weight for Christmas.
Nice Double Chin there Shallow Hal
Should have forced her to do Pilates.
Do you slap the thigh and ride the first wave in?
Look how huge her face is?
Dude, if she wasn’t a crazy ass Palin with a stretched out Vag, I’d definitely do her
Her face goes straight to South Park
Look at that ham-hock for a leg. She looks like a cross between a turd with lipstick on, and a pig with a wig on. I’ve taken dumps that look better than her.
Oh look, another Palin story.
/thesuperficial.com
I must commend her dancer partner. The pain of holding her fat leg is not blatant obvious on his face
The look you are seeing in his face screams…
THANK GOD I’M GAY!!!!!!!!!
Yikes… is it me or she bigger now than she was when she was pregnant with the spawn of Levi?
Interesting to me how Palin and her conservative cronies ramble on about family values and what not when Palin can’t even keep her own brood in check (husband and sons excluded as they seem like decent humans).
That’s a huge bitch! (C)
Freak! Behemoth!
I’d totally bone her if she wasn’t a crazy ass Palin! LOL
I’d bet my only remaining nut that she’s gonna get herself knocked-up again just to spite mommy. Just wait. You’ll see.