Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys

September 14th, 2011 // 194 Comments

Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports:

The book, which is due to be published on September 20, alleges that just one year before she eloped with Todd, Sarah enjoyed a steamy interracial one-night stand with 6-foot-8 basketball great, Glen Rice. Sarah is said to have met the sportsman in 1987 when he was playing a college basketball tournament in Alaska and she was working as a sports reporter for local station KTUU.
The book also charges that before she became Alaska Governor, both Sarah and Todd dabbled in cocaine use and claims she was once seen snorting the drug off an overturned 55-gallon oil drum while snowmobiling with friends.

I love how this book tries to portray Sarah Palin as such an out-of-control, oil-loving Scarface that she feels the need to snort blow off a fucking drum of crude. Granted, it could all be completely true because who doesn’t love black penis? but there seems to be a lot of reaching going on here. Notably the parts where nothing gets shot from a helicopter while palming out another baby in front of a nine month old. You’ve got to know your characters, is all I’m saying. That said, I may have added captions presupposing we live in a world where Sarah Palin secretly craves the deep chocolate with a side of pure Colombian. You’ve got to reach for that low-hanging fruit, is also something I say.

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  1. Glen Rice

    It was strictly anal, so that technically doesn’t even count as sex. Ha ha, try again, lefties!

  2. Yoda Mann

    So what’s wrong for having a thing for black guys? The mainstream media has had it bad for one for 3 years now.

  3. Mike Corbeil

    Funny.

    But, and unfortunately, she, as foxy as she seems to be in the pic in this page anyway, is a downright, outright, et cetera, malicious, evil, wicked bimbo. She’s been bad for Alaska and was one heck of a damn … in 2008 during the campaigns for presidential nomination ; complete lunatic, very wicked. And the RCC should excomm. her, though that’s a little difficult to do without being hypocritical, with such a hypocritical and criminal church. May they both wake up, or, else, each bury themselves together in shit. Damn roman bs ; nothing Nazareen about either, at all.

    So funny, and not so funny, after all.

  4. matti

    Obama was handed a poisoned chalice by Bush. He was fucked whatever he did.

  5. Haha

    Hard to talk Palin with that disaster we have in office. In 3 years has made George W. look like a genius

  6. Cardinal Fang

    We have a community organizer running things. How worse could a smart woman do.

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    palin_fucker
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s her dick sucking face trust me. LOL

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    jeremy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi very sexy and Beautiful Sarah Palin thank you i am such a Big fan of Her

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    Rembert
    Commented on this photo:

    THANK YOU! I am SO glad to hear someone inaflly showing Sarah Palin for who she is. She may have started with good intentions, but you are absolutely correct she is nothing more now than a cog in the machine, spewing whatever it takes to get her on the ticket. When she did a reality TV show, that sealed it for me- how she can look herself in a mirror and feel good about how she sold out I can’t fathom. And when conservatives endorse her, it makes me want to scream out at the TV. Just cause she’s pretty the guys like Glenn Beck (who I actually really like) fawn all over her and it diminshes their credibility and the whole Tea Party/Conservative movement to have her branded as one of them.If they are worried about progressives infiltrating the movement- uh, DUH, look at her first . I would vote for you, Ron or Rand Paul, and I suspect so would allot of other people if they had the choice. God bless! Glad I found your site!

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    “Truly HUGE black, I mean financial reform is what this country must have !”

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    “Huge and black in the keister, THAT is what America is all about Missy !”

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    d good
    Commented on this photo:

    lay off sara, a lot of white gals like em big and black once one fills em up

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