Sarah Palin Literally Blamed Obama For Her Son Punching A Woman

“Me am not Bizarro. Me hate Superman. Me am Superman worst friend.”

After the smorgasbord that was R. Kelly defending Bill Cosby, I didn’t think today could get any better because I’m going to reveal something here that hopefully serves as an object lesson in giving idiots way more credit than they deserve. I honestly, 100% believed even Sarah Palin at her most word salad-est wouldn’t be dumb enough to actually blame Obama for her son Track being arrested for domestic violence after punching his girlfriend in the face. So, naturally, guess what happened. Sarah Palin was dumb enough to blame Obama for her son punching his girlfriend in the face. The Daily Beast reports:

“My son, like so many others, they come back a bit different, they come back hardened,” she said. “They come back wondering if there is that respect for what it is that their fellow soldiers and airman and every other member of the military so sacrificially have given to this country,” she added. “And that starts from the top.”
That comes from our own president,” she elaborated, “where they have to look at him and wonder, ‘Do you know what we go through? Do you know what we’re trying to do to secure America?'”
“So when my own son is going through what he goes through coming back, I can certainly relate with other families who kind of feel these ramifications of some PTSD and some of the woundedness that our soldiers do return with,” she continued before pivoting back to why she was in Oklahoma in the first place.
“And it makes me realize, more than ever, it is now or never, for the sake of America’s finest, that we have that commander-in-chief who will respect them and honor them.” That would be Trump, she said.

Now, I could get lost in the weeds here about how Republicans repeatedly vote down funding for the troops they love to send into combat at the drop of the hat, or the fact that veterans groups basically reacted to this horseshit with, “Aw, bitch, what? Nooo…” But let’s take a step back for a minute and truly appreciate what happened here. Last night, after the news about Track hit, the most prevalent joke was, “I wonder how she’s going to blame Obama for this one,” because it’s such a ridiculous scenario, that there’s no way it could possibly happen in real life. But guess what?

Sarah Palin literally blamed Obama for her son beating a woman in real life.

I mean, holy actual shit. And what’s incredibly rich is that this is a woman who couldn’t wait to brand Bowe Berghdal a traitor and immediately discard any notion that he’s suffering from PTSD because apparently that only happens to soldiers who fall out of Sarah Palin’s vagina. On top of that, not even two weeks ago, she was shitting on a Medal of Honor recipient for trying to see the daughter that the Palins have been letting everyone believe in his even though there’s a pretty good chance it’s not because Bristol Palin cheated on his. But, no, please, let’s hear more about how the troops aren’t being respected, you grifting cunt satchel.

And here’s the real kicker. Thanks to Caribou Barbie’s latest stroke, veterans who are coming home and beating their wives and/or girlfriends are now getting a free pass because, hey guys, it’s not your fault. It’s Obama’s. Go nuts! So the next time some conservative cockhole wants to go off about “personal responsibility,” be sure to spin his ass around and point him right at Beehive and Buttface representing his party because I’m pretty sure blaming the black guy is the exact opposite of handling your shit. It’s the racist candy shell Republicans love, but it sure as fuck isn’t personal responsibility.

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