Sarah Harding in a Bikini and Other News

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- Jason Sudeikis doesn’t have to flaunt his penis for entertainment’s sake. [Huffington Post]

- But The Avengers might take The Hulk in that direction. [IDLYITW]

- Rebecca Black has done the most respectable thing since her career has started, if only inadvertently. [Dlisted]

- Jason Bateman had to awkwardly smile and give Ryan Reynolds a thumbs up during Green Lantern. [Lainey Gossip]

- This is going to look like Susan Sarandon one day. Sorry, boners. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Kelly Brook will not. Ever. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Don’t be fooled, there’s dirty, dirty stuff under most of these dresses. [theCHIVE]

- Lady Gaga almost killed the sax player for the E-Street Band. [TooFab]

- Sophie Monk in a bikini. [Maxim]

- Rose McGowan celebrates women in film by giving herself melanoma? [Popoholic]

- The Jersey Shore cast will return for a 5th season with a pay raise. America, go fuck yourself. [Bossip]

- Andrew Garfield and Garrett Hedlund shirtless on the beach in Hawaii. [Popsugar]

- Jesse James and Kat Von D are not breaking up. And people say true love doesn’t exist…*dabs blood trickling from nose [Starpulse]

- Gerard Butler is having trouble getting laid. [Just Jared]

- Anthony Weiner proves once and for all that even stalwart news organizations can’t resist a good dick pun. [BuzzFeed]

- 25 chicks Tiger Woods would have cheated on in a Subway parking lot. [Bleacher Report]

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