Sara Sampaio Is The New Burger Porn

Because Charlotte McKinney’s Carl’s Jr. ad was three months ago – So basically an eternity. – here’s Sara Sampaio for the new Thickburger El Diablo because apparently a sizable amount of dudes have dicks shaped like hamburgers which is the only justification I can come up with for these things. That, or lazy bloggers like me are almost guaranteed to embed the video for an easy post, but it’s probably the hamburger dick stuff. I bet it’s that.

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