Good Morning, Sara Malakul Lane, And Other News

April 23rd, 2014 // 34 Comments

- Selena Gomez broke up with Taylor Swift, too. [Lainey Gossip]

- Is R. Kelly‘s housekeeper 14? Then this probably didn’t happen. [Dlisted]

- Never Underestimate The Power of Underboob [theCHIVE]

- Pitbull predicted the Malaysian Airlanes crash because the Illuminati. [The Frisky]

- Aaron Sorkin is sorry for making The Newsroom. [The Daily Banter]

- Sofia Vergara‘s breasts are great promotional tools. [Popoholic]

- Cameron Diaz doesn’t use deodorant. Okay… [Starpulse]

- Courteney Cox wants to nothing to do with a Friends reunion. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Sammy Braddy in lingerie… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Those are Miranda Kerr‘s nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    Wemma Atson
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    Better hold on to those handles tightly, I’m going to unsnap those buttons at the bot and…

  2. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    JC
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    Sara: “You’re not thinking of cropping this photo to make it look like I’m in a bukkake video are you?”
    Photographer: “Well, I wasn’t before.”

  3. How could anyone tell anything from a Pitbull song? They’re all exactly the same.

  4. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    Cock Dr
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    I never thought I’d post this, but after looking at these I can only think “Bring back the bottled tub water bimbos”.
    Beach view > bulldozer view

  5. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    I wish there was a spoiler alert for the Bobcat promo calendar, this is going totally ruin the anticipation and surprise.

  6. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    I don’t know who this is or what this photoshoot is about, but if there had been a bottle of 138 Water nestled against her thigh, I’d probably be running right out to buy a case.

  7. BSName

    These photos look really amateurish and created with little thought.

  8. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    buzz
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    This is the chick that was in that low budget prison softcore film I saw a while back. She was hot in that movie.

    Everyone in the movie was either kicking her ass or banging her.

  9. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    Those are some sad eyes

  10. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    Juch
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    Must be time to work the garden – I see a wheelbarrow and a hoe.

  11. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    Juch
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    Must be another Terry Richardson photo shoot.

  12. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    I think this image is way too subtle. What’s she trying to say? It seems there may be a sexual message, but I can’t quite pin it down.

  13. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    Well, I’ve figured out who I’m hiring to build my backyard patio this summer.

  14. Wait…. she’s 31?

  15. Jake

    I’m from OSHA. Please step inside the jobsite trailer, so we resolve the obvious safety violations.

  16. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    It looks like a ransom photo. Shouldn’t she be holding up today’s paper as proof of life?

  17. I’ve hired my share of workers from the local Home Depot, but she’s never there.

  18. Hope you paid A LOT of money for these pictures of a dumpy nobody.

  19. “I saw. I fapped. I came”.- alternate quote by Julius Caesar had he seen these pictures.

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    sc4play
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    Don’t know about cement, but would definitely like to lay some pipe with her!!

  21. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    skunk
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    morning piss

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    anonym
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    that ass has just the right amount of juiciness.

    All women should sit with their legs spread. Shaved of course.

  23. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    placing pop up ads over her lady parts is clever marketing

  24. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    I bet those buttons are stinky

  25. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    Her mom must be so proud.

  26. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    Ohwhatalovelyteaparty
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    Dude! I think I just filled the cup.

  27. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
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    I’m really enjoying staring in the direction of her vagina

  28. Sara Malakul Lane Swimsuit Construction Site Photo Shoot
    Blitzkrieg
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    Barbell piercing alert!

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