Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys

October 13th, 2011 // 171 Comments

Despite cashing in on the entire debacle, Sara Leal (green bikini) wants everyone to know that in no way would she have slept with Ashton Kutcher if she knew he was still “happily married” to Demi Moore, according to Us Weekly:

But now, Leal regrets the encounter. “My life has been a mess,” she tells Us.
“I’m a normal 22 year-old girl, and I spent the night with someone who I thought was separated,” she says. “If I had known he was happily married, none of this would have ever happened.”

But since that cat’s out of the bag, Sara really has no choice but to do exclusive web video interviews and get paid to talk about Ashton Kutcher’s tender penis. Her hands are tied, you see? Us Weekly practically has a gun.

Photos: Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Blech

    Bullshit, fame whore lesbian!

  2. pookiewookie

    Shes known as a party girl who does the circuit. Nobody is going to believe her lies. She just got busted for whoring around. If it wasnt Ashton it would be someone else. Keep ur legs closed stupid!

  3. forrest gump

    well: STEEEEEE-RIKE YOU GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    WTF
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF is up with this bitch’s nose? She should take whatever money she gets from him and get that fucking trunk fixed. She reminds me of Sergio Aragone’s cartoon character Groo the Wanderer. If he settled for this bitch I’m afraid to see pictures of the others that he passed over.

  5. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    WTF
    Commented on this photo:

    It must have been a convention for chick’s with big noses.

  6. NotMeNo

    shouldn’t her 15seconds of fame be over by now?

  7. dontlooknow

    Yeah, she’s a slime-whore, but let’s lay some love on Sir Douche too: Asston, you suck! You’re a lying dirtbag and deserve to be blackballed by the public, in EVERY sense of the word.

  8. stevebeagle

    too bad about that shnozola

  9. terry

    This is the first time I’ve seen a white woman with kinky hair. Damn girl!

  10. skunk

    nice cum dumpster

  11. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Guy Smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    stupid bitch, you’re just some Vegas hoe. accept it and you won’t be so upset with yourself

  12. Bitch has one fucked up nose!

  13. Beefarino

    Nice tits and cute girl. Too bad she wasted it on Kutcher.

  14. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Commented on this photo:

    Even at Demi’s age, Demi is way hotter. Ashton is an idiot. If he was going to cheat at least he could have been with a hot chick not some ugly, gold digging, skank

  15. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    WHOCARES
    Commented on this photo:

    What a gold-digging skank HO. He must be c omplete retard to think that she would keep her trap shut. I’m sensing a new reality show in the works.

  16. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s wrong with her schnoz. Nom nom nom nom….

  17. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Commented on this photo:

    Frilliest camel toe I have ever seen on that skeleton.

  18. I wouldn’t wanna bang Demi either, what with her square shaped vagina! Just look at Rumer Willis’ head. Let’s face it, 22 year old ROUND vagina for the win.

  19. CranAppleSnapple

    The other girl looks like Pacey’s girlfriend. Andie?

  20. Suds

    I can see her in twenty years, an old bar whore with a Marlboro hanging out of her mouth “Yeah well back in my day I fucked Ashton Kutcher!” *cough* *cough* *haaaaack*

  21. hmmmmm

    does anyone else think that this whole thing is an elaborate “punk” to stir up some publicity for his new show?? just a thought…

  22. does anyone else think that this whole thing is just an elaborate “punk” to stir up publicity for his new show? Just a thought….

  23. llllll

    huh

  24. sarah

    gross.

  25. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    salavation
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture there is always a guy in red nail polish saying it all with his jazz hands

  26. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Khloe_is_a_sasquatch
    Commented on this photo:

    nice duck face

  27. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    MrBrightwell
    Commented on this photo:

    Shh, if we’re really quiet, we can hear the wind whistling through the gap.

  28. tangela

    You were a piece of ass, he has a beautiful wife that really love him. Your a slut and no man will take you serious

  29. lorjon

    Poor you! Misled by that lying Ashton. If she knew he was happily married, she would have NEVER ***ed him.

    That’s so sad that happened to a nice innocent girl such as yourself. Anyhow, feel free to keep ***ing one or more dudes every night of the week which you seem to have no problem doing.

  30. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are the fingers of the girl whose arm is around her … y’all are joking right?

    Damn you, Sarcasm Detector.

  31. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    hfgut
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  33. JustSayin

    I think it is interesting how many people are getting on her case here. Last time I checked, is was *Ashton* who made the promises to be faithful. This girl has not broken any promises. It was *his* responsibility to keep his pants on, not hers. So why all the bile directed at the person who did *not* cheat on anyone?

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  36. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Letty
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop with this good girl rant! And for the media to make her a mistress, NOT! She was a one night stand and he probably was so wasted and this chick knew who he was and who he was with at the time. So sick of hearing about this slut!!!! What a Demi? She is the one that is suffering the most.

  37. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    xtwwna
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s up with that busted up ugly nose of hers?? ICK!!

  38. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    When you’re married to Skeletor just about anything looks good.

  39. ltlwitedik

    Douchebag Ashton was banging DemiMoore and he thought this skank would be a good idea??? HoLeeShit.

  40. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    When I see a camel toe that big all I can think is, Dude, Where’s My Car?

  41. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Didi
    Commented on this photo:

    fix your nose, girl!!! LOL

  42. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Commented on this photo:

    Trading Demi for this is like showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants.

  43. Sara Leal Bikini
    CAROLLYNNE
    Commented on this photo:

    DUMB IS FOREVER!!

  44. Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher
    Mike Nike
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey would be stupid to cheat on Beautiful Mila Kunis with either of those ugly whores. Skanky ass bitches.

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