Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys
Despite cashing in on the entire debacle, Sara Leal (green bikini) wants everyone to know that in no way would she have slept with Ashton Kutcher if she knew he was still “happily married” to Demi Moore, according to Us Weekly:
But now, Leal regrets the encounter. “My life has been a mess,” she tells Us.
“I’m a normal 22 year-old girl, and I spent the night with someone who I thought was separated,” she says. “If I had known he was happily married, none of this would have ever happened.”
But since that cat’s out of the bag, Sara really has no choice but to do exclusive web video interviews and get paid to talk about Ashton Kutcher’s tender penis. Her hands are tied, you see? Us Weekly practically has a gun.
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