Sara Leal’s Giving Interviews About Banging Ashton Kutcher

When a woman has sex with a man, it’s almost always for one of two things: Money, or an item they don’t want to pay for with their own money. And it’s been that way since the first caveman invented shoes. So naturally Ashton Kutcher’s mistress Sara Leal has sold an exclusive interview to Us Weekly in which she talks about all the sex they had that apparently was hinged on him saying he was separated from Demi Moore and not at all about these amazing payouts she’s receiving along with the little nest egg Ashton left in her because he banged her without a condom. Oh, yeah, that happened too:

“He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony.
“I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,” Leal admits. “I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.”
When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him.
After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.”
“He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.

Sara goes on to describe their morning of passion – on his sixth anniversary to Demi Moore, by the way – as “tender” and full of Ashton laughing at everything probably because he was getting away with using lines like this:

“He was like, ‘I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real.’

He then added, “By the way that was acting, so listen: Gonna need you to keep quiet about all this which I’ll know you do because I’m so handsome and sometimes don’t tuck my belt into the next belt loop. I’m something of a collaborator of thoughts and dreams, I know. *waves hand in front of her face* You will forget all of this. You will not sell exclusive interviews to- Ooh, whose scarf is this? I’m taking it!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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