Sara Leal’s Giving Interviews About Banging Ashton Kutcher

October 12th, 2011 // 70 Comments

When a woman has sex with a man, it’s almost always for one of two things: Money, or an item they don’t want to pay for with their own money. And it’s been that way since the first caveman invented shoes. So naturally Ashton Kutcher‘s mistress Sara Leal has sold an exclusive interview to Us Weekly in which she talks about all the sex they had that apparently was hinged on him saying he was separated from Demi Moore and not at all about these amazing payouts she’s receiving along with the little nest egg Ashton left in her because he banged her without a condom. Oh, yeah, that happened too:

“He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony.
“I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary,” Leal admits. “I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked.”
When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us she believed him.
After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.”
“He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.

Sara goes on to describe their morning of passion – on his sixth anniversary to Demi Moore, by the way – as “tender” and full of Ashton laughing at everything probably because he was getting away with using lines like this:

“He was like, ‘I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real.’

He then added, “By the way that was acting, so listen: Gonna need you to keep quiet about all this which I’ll know you do because I’m so handsome and sometimes don’t tuck my belt into the next belt loop. I’m something of a collaborator of thoughts and dreams, I know. *waves hand in front of her face* You will forget all of this. You will not sell exclusive interviews to- Ooh, whose scarf is this? I’m taking it!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Cock Dr

    Celebrities cannot have open marriages because of blabbermouth bimbos like this.

    • Austin "Danger" Powers

      If its a true open marriage then there wouldn’t have to be any sneaking around and hiding from the paps.

  2. once i banged a married chick on her 7th anniversary, in her and her husb’s bed, with no condom, in front of a mary statue. (hey, she was fucking HOT!) i gave the mary statue a thumbs up for a goof during sex. think i even said “hi mom” i cant rem. well the chick got pregnant. true story. is there any mention of religious icons in that article?

    • lolz

      I saw a porno like that once, the chick was so excited, bouncing up and down on this guy waving at the camera and shouting hey mom, look I’m on tv!

    • no fat chicks

      I once banged your mom so hard she was screaming “STOP!! MY DOUCHEBAG DO-NOTHING SON WILL HEAR US!!!”

      To which I said: “He is in the basement squeezing his giblets while drooling over pap shots – now do that thing you love – that’s right…”

  3. gblah

    I dunno, if I was a woman I think I’d be tempted to go f*ck a celebrity or footballer, whatever just for an easy payday. Screw working 60 hours a week.

    • Jillia

      I would too. Everyone gets upset at the girl for being a sell out. What about the fucking guy who is cheating on his wife?! Fuck that shit. No sympathy. Where’s my check?…

      Now, it’s a sticky situation if you know the dude is married and pull this crap, but under the guise of “we’re separated,” well fuck that. That’s all on Ashton. Unless that’s the excuse she’s using to make her not look as bad… Hmmm…

      Don’t mind me. Just thinking out loud.

      • Not gonna lie, it’s crosed my mind too. But could you honeslty say you’d bang a guy for money if it meant your family and friends knew what a slut you were, or your future employers/ husband could find out your history? She’s probably getting, what, $100,000 for all these interviews? That’s not that much money to sell your soul.

      • gblah

        Well if you’re gonna go out and get laid you might as well get paid for it. That’s probably where the ‘pregnancy’ hush money comes into it. You tell them you’re ‘pregnant’, they pay you for the fake abortion and hush money too, that why no-one knows. Dangerous game though.

      • bianca love

        wow…you don’t know how many times I’ve heard women say the exact opposite…refreshing to see *someone* with some scruples…

      • Juice

        I know a girl who does that all the time. She only screws married men, and tells them later that she’s pregnant, which she’ not. They all tell her that they can’t help her with the kid, but they’ll pay for an abortion. She’s sick, but she makes a lot of money.

      • People like that make me homicidal.

  4. Jersey Torch

    Oh poor Ashton. I feel so sowwwy for him. Poor baby is famous with tons of money and can’t cheat on his wife in private. Lower the flags to half staff.

    • Liz

      Does no one else find it a little disturbing how much vitriol is being directed at the woman for doing the interview, and not the lying cheating asshole?

      • RivernEgypt

        Every man needs a little strange once in a while. Besides he can sleep with a 48 year old bitch when he’s 80……………..

      • Hamza

        Interesting point of view. My first thought also was that it’s not Bruce. Still the photo acngey states it’s him. Anyone else notice something weird ?

      • Carl Spackler

        She’s opportunistic and so is he . They are mutually using each other , although Sara is getting the better deal .

      • April

        What?? WTF are you talking about? Males, every single species of male on the planet, has multiple mates over their lifetime. Females, every single female animal on the planet, takes one mate. So I don’t understand when people are shocked by nature.

      • Kris

        nice try, but nope. do your research.

    • Nope. Fairly standard issue around here. Everyone knows that women have the final say in the goings on, so it’s implicitly her fault for not saying “No”.

    • D-chi

      + 1000

  5. Deacon Jones

    Man, rawdogin’ it behind the wifey’s back????

    I wonder how many other times he got away with it. It’s called the law of percentages. Most people don’t get caught doing something until multiple times (as a former serial shoplifter, I know).

    • casual observer

      …and another piece of DJ’s puzzle falls into place…you’d think a retired footballer would have enough money to float his own wares

  6. I just hope she punk’d him with the herp.

  7. Frank Burns

    “It’s nice to have moments that are real.’“ – for crap’s sake! Real adulterous, maybe. Are we supposed to believe that he’s always “in character” except when he’s off doing an extramarital tribute to Tiger Woods? What a load!

  8. Studs Smerkel

    My guess – Demi is better looking , but the golden retriever is much younger . I would think with Ashton’s celebrity status her could be banging much more upscale , thinking a B actress with big cans at the very least

    • Billy Barty , Jr

      She’s just a temporary cumbucket

    • Carl Spackler

      it’s obvious that he’s just running a game . Why is he wasting his play on these ” g” list bar whores?
      He should be stepping up to playboy models or just models . This bar hostess is definitely not US Grade A Prime

      • sam k

        oh they are all g level whores but so is he
        what a pig
        Playboy models? they are g level too Carl
        where is your taste in women?
        What is wrong with these dumb celebs – don’t they know the gal is going to talk?
        they are both at fault
        get a divorce Ashton!

  9. Kit

    Where are the nude pics of this hooker for hire? I know they are out there.

    • julie

      There are several sites that have her lying on her stomach nude in said hotel room with Ashton jizz on her back. Seriously! Google it.

  10. KyPii

    I don’t know why everyone is freaking out, this is just Kelso being Kelso. And I’m really unclear as to why everyone is calling him Ashton…

  11. This Sara woman is EXHIBIT A in the “Sluts and Whores” category.

  12. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Based on every episode of 21/2 men claiming an elephant sized penis; I am betting it is smaller than a Baby Carrot

  13. Venom

    This chick just does not get that she is just another whore in a long line of whores.
    She is not going to get rich, and she is not going to get famous. She will be forgotten very soon.
    Most men cheat and damn near all rich men cheat. Money gives you more options and women like money. I read a tweet from this girl I know the other day and she said “Women don’t like men, they like money and cars”. lol

    I don’t think that anyone believes that 50 year old Demi really believes that her almost 20 years younger than her husband who used to be a model and is also a famous TV star is faithful to her.

    I remember when whores used to be too ashamed to let people know they were whores.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      15 years is almost 20? That kind of thinking will get you in prison for statch.

    • Sir Digby Chicken Caeser

      chicks don’t like cars…guys like cars…chicks like shiny things, very different

    • thespiral

      I’m sure Demi knows the score and they have an arrangement; this isn’t the first time he’s been caught out. He’s just fucking it up and embarrassing her now because he can’t pay the hos fast enough to shut them up. That’s what will sink this marriage, not his stray dick.

      You gotta pay to play. Charlie Sheen needs to pull this boy aside and show him how the professionals do it.

    • eljeran

      yep. I long for the days when hoes hung their heads in shame. she’ll be hanging at the playboy mansion soon enough or perhaps a reality tv show. It is funny how the media says she “broke her silence” . Dont you rfirst have to be silent in order to break it? Sarah was very very anxious for the world to know she blew Ashton so that we can all sit back and say……….WOW! You must really be so special and beautiful and so much better than every other girl in the world because you were validated by Ashtons penis.

  14. willie dixon

    Hundreds of women he banged and just read that whole “something that is real” line. Classic player move to get a hot girl on the booty call list: non-committal emotional reinforcement.

  15. Dr. Otto VanderWahl

    Based on the evidence I’ve research, I bet her armpits smell like seaweed

  16. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeebus! Under no circumstances should you let the guy on the left come to your congressional town hall meeting

  17. Minky Wail

    “Burn!”

  18. KumaTenshi

    …..well, either this woman is incredibly fucking stupid from her lines (Who the unholy hell actually talks that way?) and what she claims Ashton said (Again, who the fuck talks that way?)

    Or hell has frozen over.

    Not to mention, this is US Weekly we’re talking about here. About the farthest thing from a credible source of information as Geraldo.

  19. FruitLoop

    “It wasn’t weird or perverted.”

    I know Ashton is probably bang’n alot of chicks and has an open marriage, but still. He’s gunna go out and wrangle up some pussy for some nice, by the book missionary sex?

    If all the plain-jane normal sex with my wife ever drives me to go out and cheat, the lady is gunna have to agree to a nice long list of all the nastiest perverted stuff I can think of.

  20. SmokeTNutz

    That girl in those pictures isnt even her… someone should be checking that out … there is ANOTHER girl he has been with…… LOL go AK.. fuck that old ho

  21. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    james
    Commented on this photo:

    He probably wants kids and a family. Leave him alone.

  22. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    hank
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, Ashton – I see hotter girls at the mall every time I’m there. Bad choice.

  23. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Sara Leal FYI.

  24. gibbsy

    As usual…HOES BE WINNING!!! When are you people going to stop making these type of women famous? Just SAD…so much, much, much more important things happening in this world and you choose to focus on a homewrecker with no self worth, SMH!!!!!

  25. Beefarino

    He doesn’t seem to be the type to pull out before erupting.

  26. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    usetobeafanofsuperficial
    Commented on this photo:

    that is not sarah leal…

    • Dieand

      Divorce is one sided. No fault divorce is an inicstjue because a woman will find a new man before she leaves the old man. If kids are involved it is horrrible. The husband gets booted out of the house. Gets crippled financially. Taxes and child support eat up 70% of his income. He looks at his check and says wow that was for nothing.

  27. Letty

    She knew what she was doing and she is not his mistress a one night stand and I hope that Demi and Ashton can resolved his cheating heart…. Look he had a wasted night and let’s just say it could of been worst be forgiving because I think there is still love there. Stop letting media run your lives…. I wish I could hang with Demi, Christina even Brittany!!! Ladies you are so far better than the abuse of these Media Whores as well…. Please ladies these men and some of the women are tempted on all levels. Ground his azz for a while or give him the boot. The worst could be that you get him back and tell him” See How it feels? LOL!!!! We are still TEAM DEMASH!!!

  28. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean this guy was destined for this. He took the life out of his ex wife. There is a reason these things happen but real men handle them with dignity and respect for their significant others and break up without their private parts advising them all the way. Of course its a baby carrot (lol) its the same size as his heart.

  29. Ashton Kutcher Mistress Sara Leal
    Nancy
    Commented on this photo:

    TrishARoo is wrong. I am sealed to two linvig , but married to only one of them. A linvig man can be sealed to more than one linvig woman, but he can only be married to one woman at a time. If he divorces and remarries, he can be sealed to his new wife without breaking the sealing to the previous wife. His ex-wife and the first presidency have to approve this. Actually, IIRC, the ex-wife only needs to be notified of this, and can choose not to respond of the notice.I don’t think in the real world you will find this happening continually . I suspect that more then 2 or 3 times is extremely rare.

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