Sara Jean Underwood And Her Friend Are The Crap We Missed

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring alt-right turd fuck, Milo Yiannopoulous’ dying gasp as he shrinks back into obscurity where he belongs. We’ve also got Nicole Kidman who somehow makes Mickey Mouse look like more of a human being than she is, John Travolta as John Gotti, and my personal favorite shot of the day, NFL linebacker Denzel Perryman looking like he’s getting blown by a school of fish. I’m a simple man who is easily entertained. Point in case: I’ve watched this video down here of Sommer Ray cooking eggs and shaking her ass about twenty times and I will continue to do so for days.

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