Sanjaya Malakar’s sister naked with guitar

April 5th, 2007 // 134 Comments
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I don’t watch American Idol, but I think I’ve figured out why Sanjaya still hasn’t been voted off. It’s because his sister poses naked with guitars. Plus she used to work for Hooters. Ta-daa, science!

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  1. mutedexposure

    #50-dont hurt the easter bunnies. they did nothing wrong.

  2. adios

    1. Does look like Angela! Love that cheesy movie!

    2. Don,t mean to be a downer BUT…
    Totally tactless to bring up bomb jokes cause her skin is brown. There is a difference between India, Iraq, Iran, Syria, etc… That’s not even taking into account difference between people. Perhaps White Americans would all like to be judged by being just like Dick Cheney or Timothy McVeigh or Hitler or Stalin because they were all white!

  3. cprinri

    Check out her MYSPACE.

    http://www.myspace.com/shyamali

    OH WTF!

  4. There’s a woman in that pic? I only see a sexy guitar.

  5. BigJim

    #52:

    I am well aware of the difference between Hindus and Muslims. I just think calling brown people terrorists is funny.

  6. DrPhowstus

    Not unlike her brother, she is a Hindon’t.

  7. Check out more pictures and videos of Shyamali Malakr (sanjayas sister) at http://www.sanjayassister.com

  8. Courtney

    Aww, I think she’s cute. She does look a lot like him though. And I am into androgyny.

  9. GooniesNeverSayDie

    It looks like she is playing a C chord (technically a C/G).

    Sadly, with even that little bit of guitar ability, that makes her more of a musician than any of the karaoke wannabes on American Idol.

  10. ponk

    33, you’re an idiot.

  11. Here’s her brodder.

  12. CutterJon

    #52

    Being that this site is “thesuperficial.com” then by definition all brown people are terrorists and, like BigJim said, it’s quite funny. So take some advice from #29 and practice bleating like a goat so you too can win your own slice of someone else’s land.

    God, that’s so fucking funny…

  13. isitme

    Holly J…I respect Buddhism ( I REALLY do!), but right now…Sanjaya is just SLIGHTLY above the spider in the apartment. No, I’m going to have to put the spider in front…Sanjaya needs to leave…and NOT just AI! How can he have any respect for himself? If I were him, I’d call Simon a cunt, and walk out! THAT WOULD BE GOOD TV!!

  14. DrPhowstus

    Isn’t Howard Stern asking all of his listeners to vote for that Jumanji guy?

  15. iamsosmrt

    This is just creepy, she looks like a little child.

    Oh shit wait a second I just forgot where I was. I’m going to leave this one for the pedophiles. See you on Dateline freaks. I’ll be on my couch laughing with my husband and you’ll be on tv with your pants around your ankles. You bastards never learn.
    I see very angry Daddy’s with very loaded shotguns in the future of those who like this picture.

  16. empress,bytches

    #40, yes she is quite ANEGELA-esque. maybe thats why her brother is still on the show, i mean that show is a little like camp right? u pretend to make friends while ur there, and make slam books the night before u go home. only there is no slam book…. just over-exposure.*smh*

  17. PunjabPete

    A couple of weeks back she was boucning the sweater cows in the audience with her mom…

    I don’t care what you say, those are some BEAUTIFUL knockers on that girl…

    This pic sucks though… Show me something a little better….

  18. Lowlands

    This poor girl can’t afford clothes.Please throw some money in her cup while she’s playing.

  19. She’s definitly more masculine than her brother.

  20. TrimSpaBaby

    #69 Hell, Richard Simmons is more butch than her brother.

  21. alexandra82

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sleepaway Camp!!! At the very end when she is standing there holding the decapitated head with the knife in the Nude!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAA

  22. isitme

    Since we’re talking campy movies…a remake of The Warriors…Sanjaya is Rembrandt…the guy who had to be protected…because if not with the gang, his pooper would sure start hurting! Honestly, I love that movie!

  23. mw

    DrPhowstus… great minds think alike!

    I say: Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side…

  24. BigJim

    Oh, and by the way #52, HITLER WAS BLACK!

    Read a fucking history book why don’t you. Are you ever stupid.

  25. Pikachelsea

    I think her foreheard and Tyra Banks’ forehead should have a forehead… off.

    Whatever, everything about her face (and her brother’s, since they’re pretty much identical) gives me nightmares.

  26. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    Ahhhh you fuckers beat me to the Angela jokes!! Damnitalltohell!!

  27. Donkey

    She doesn’t look like anything special to me.

  28. no1justminda

    That’s not hot at all. It’s like Sanjaya posing naked with a guitar…and I bet they both get naked and play guitar together back home!

  29. BaldingSuperhero

    That is so Photoshopped it’s not even funny. Look at the bottom of the guitar!

  30. Bubbles

    #74, I hope you were kidding about that comment. And if you weren’t, please tell me what history book shows a picture of Adolf Hitler as a black person. Because out of the numerous videos and pictures I have seen of him…he looks like a fugly white man with a mustache.

  31. Manistoned

    Now we know who inherited the testosterone in the family.

  32. BigJim

    #80:

    Based on the outstanding stupidity of your post, I refuse to comment.

  33. N@ughty

    that’s his sister? i thought that was his brother…or his close guy friend

  34. Bubbles

    I just want you to tell me the name of the history book, so I can educate myself. Or a website or hitler’s family tree.

  35. twentytwelve

    Are we 100% POSITIVE that’s not just him in a wig??

    No one in that family should EVER EVER be naked. It shames the human race.

  36. JD

    No photoshop it’s from her myspace page. There are more pictures of her here. http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/Shyamali_Malakar/Shyamali_Malakar.html She does have nice boobs

  37. Lobo

    Maybe she’s figuring out the chords to a song by Barenaked Ladies. Maybe not.
    Maybe she’s staring at Sanjaya’s boner while he’s taking her picture. Absolutely.

  38. ElatedPornStar

    Wow, that looks like Sanjaya!

  39. F. Loogleus

    44: “Though 80% of India is Hindu, Bengal is mostly Buddhist (though West Bengal has a substantial Muslim population).”

    I love it when someone confidently asserts something that’s just incredibly wrong. Even if you took at all the Buddhist people in India and stuck them in West Bengal, it still wouldn’t be even close to mostly Buddhist.

  40. LivewireT

    I just checked out her myspace page
    She really doesn’t look half bad at all

  41. elvindeath

    I think she’s hot as hell. I’d bang her. I bet her bush is as thick as a steel wool pad though.

  42. billabong021

    all ya’ll must be on crack, that girl is well fuckable.

  43. LifeJunkie

    I really don’t see what’s wrong with this girl. She didn’t just spend hours in make-up like models do, so can you blame her for not looking “perfect”.
    And I get naked pictures taking with a instrument daily. I usually hide behind a piano, but each her own.

  44. Dank

    Are we sure this ISN’T Sanjaya? Jesus, ive never seen a brother and sister that werent twins look so much alike. Fucking ugly.

  45. Dank

    #93 I hope to God you’re kidding.

  46. td

    I wonder if her brother posted this.

  47. backspace

    U GUYS ARE SUCH MODERFUCKERS!!!
    U FUKIN INTOLERANT BASTARDS!!!
    U GUYS DONT KNW SQUAT!!
    AMERICA IS FULL O NARROW HEADED BULL SHIT!!
    U FUKIN ASSHOLES FUKIN ARE TRYIN TO CLEAN UP THE WORLD BY BOMBIN UP ASIA!!
    WELL FIRST TRY TO CLEAN UP UR FUCKIN ASS POLLUTED MINDS!!
    BLOODY 70% OF U FUKIN AMERICANS R HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUTS!!
    I MEAN I DESPISE OSAMA BIN LADEN AS MUCH AS U GUYS DO OR MAYBE EVEN MORE!!!
    IF U GUYS WERE EVEN HALF AS CHRISTIAN AS THE BIBLE SAYS U TO BE U’D B MORE SCREWED THEN ALL THOSE ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALISTS!!
    IF THERE’S ONE THING U MODAFUKERS SHOULD NOW IS THAT DONT FUKIN GENRALISE COMMUNITIES AND KEEP AN OPEN MIND FOR EVERY FUKIN THING IN LIFE!!
    U ALL R SO FUKIN SCREWED.!!
    I MEAN LUK AT THAT HILARY CLINTON’S CAMPAIGNIN PARTY…PICKIN OUT SO CALLED DIRT ON OBAMA AND QUESTIONIN HIS CREDIBILITY JUS BECAUSE HE IS REMOTELY LINKED TO A MUSLIM BACKGROUND..
    U GUYS ARE SO SHALLOW U CANT EVEN FUKIN C URSELF IN D MIRROR….
    IM A MUSLIM
    IM A GIRL
    IM AN INDIAN..
    MY FAMILY IS VERY LIBERAL
    I DNT WEAR A BURQA NEVER HAVE TOUCHED ONE
    I HAVENT READ THE QURAN
    BY SAYIN IM A MUSLIM I MEAN IM SPIRITUAL BUT NOT OVERLY RELIGIOUS
    NO RELIGION IS PERFECT
    U SHOULD TAKE WAT IS GUD FROM IT..
    IF U R HUMAN ENOUGH TO DIFFERENTIATE…
    I READ LIKE TWO PAGES OF THE ENGLISH VERSION O QURAN (I DNT KNW ARABIC..ENGLISH IS MY FIRST LANGUAGE)
    AND IT MAKES IT QUITE CLEAR THAT CHRISTIANITY AND ISLAM ARE SISTER RELIGIONS
    MORE THE 45% O D SCRIPTURES ARE COMMON FOR BOTH THE RELIGIONS…
    FUKIN GET SUMTIN INTO UR FUKIN HEADDDSSSSSSS
    DAMN It!!
    AND FYI I DONT LIVE IN UR SCREWED UP PERVERTED DISCRIMINATING COUNTRY

  48. 1MILFhunter

    Honestly Backspace, don’t sugar coat it. How do you really feel?

  49. Ryan

    Backspace, you dumb hooker… lay off the crack and the caps lock.

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