I don’t watch American Idol, but I think I’ve figured out why Sanjaya still hasn’t been voted off. It’s because his sister poses naked with guitars. Plus she used to work for Hooters. Ta-daa, science!
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KatieKates | April 5, 2007 at 7:15 am
First!
And this is just scary.
teetee | April 5, 2007 at 7:16 am
Second. Oh and I second that
ATX | April 5, 2007 at 7:16 am
First!
Good Lord, they are freaking twins!
I just threw up in my mouth…
daηielle™↵ | April 5, 2007 at 7:16 am
Warewolf
teetee | April 5, 2007 at 7:17 am
Are you sure that isn’t Sanjaya?
MrsHoilman | April 5, 2007 at 7:18 am
This is sad… they seemed like such a good family… isnt she underage?
BarbadoSlim | April 5, 2007 at 7:19 am
She looks like a worn out Pakistani prostitute. She also seems to need a couple of baths, and some penicillin.
mw | April 5, 2007 at 7:21 am
I bet she has hairy nipples.
freak_show | April 5, 2007 at 7:25 am
I just peed my pants a little bit laughing at number 8. Keep em coming :)
Nsomniac | April 5, 2007 at 7:25 am
This would be that rare occurrence where I feel it necessary to utter the following words:
“Sweetheart, please put your clothes back on befor…BLUUEEEEAAAAAHHHH. Shit. Ok, can you put them back on anyway, and now you gotta clean up the puke.”
BarbadoSlim | April 5, 2007 at 7:28 am
She also has that special aura or “vibe” of smelly poosey.
Fifth Stooge | April 5, 2007 at 7:29 am
Where is her burka?
kisse | April 5, 2007 at 7:29 am
this is why Sanjaya is gay.
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 7:29 am
WTF there is just nothing else to say
DrPhowstus | April 5, 2007 at 7:30 am
Who wants to bet she has hairy nipples? Fuck that, I’d still hit it. I love curried tamarind.
DrPhowstus | April 5, 2007 at 7:32 am
Dear #8, my apologies for not reading all of the comments and seeing that you in fact had said exactly the same thing 9 minutes earlier. This weed is making me repeat shit. This weed is making me repeat shit. I beg your forgiveness.
BigJim | April 5, 2007 at 7:32 am
Is her name Sangina?
BigJim | April 5, 2007 at 7:33 am
Actually, that’s Sanjaya’s “transgender pre-op” photo.
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 5, 2007 at 7:34 am
This makes 2 people in Sanjaya’s family that I do not care about.
Kim | April 5, 2007 at 7:35 am
This pic is bringing out the funny in people! thanks #8 & #17!
Niecy | April 5, 2007 at 7:40 am
So now the family of non-celebrities get to be famous too?
BigJim | April 5, 2007 at 7:40 am
The bomb sniffing dogs are going to be all over that guitar when she tries to sneak through security.
licklick | April 5, 2007 at 7:41 am
“Mutton curry, pompodons, and chutney please. Make the curry really spicy!”
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 7:42 am
@4
You dumbshit DanYELL. it is not “warewolf” it is werewolf
veggi | April 5, 2007 at 7:45 am
I’ve seen right, and that ain’t it.
Mandy | April 5, 2007 at 7:46 am
ewww . . . freaky creepy
DrPhowstus | April 5, 2007 at 7:48 am
Her super villain name would be Moustachio.
Sorry danielle, you’ve been replaced.
veggi | April 5, 2007 at 7:50 am
Shameless promotion for the 28th motel they just bought.
isitme | April 5, 2007 at 7:51 am
As a self-respecting American, I ONLY watch AI when there is absolutely nothing else on, or when I can’t find the remote, and am just too lazy to find it…or change the channel. Is Sanjaya from Palestine? If so…here’s a spin-off! Contestants are judged for their bleating like goats, and they win a slice of someone else’s land. Watch out, Israel! With talent like this, you might be homeless!
DrPhowstus | April 5, 2007 at 7:56 am
Good point #29. Something tells me when Shanaynay gets voted off, he’ll detonate his suicide vest. Of course that trick only works once.
Jimbo | April 5, 2007 at 7:58 am
@28
The only thing that is missing is the box on the night stand to pop your quarters in to turn on the vibratabed and a Slurpee cup from their 7 11
BigJim | April 5, 2007 at 8:05 am
Thank you, come again!
Duckie | April 5, 2007 at 8:06 am
That picture is clearly somebodys photoshop creation.
You can tell just by looking at the bottom of the guitar. They probably cut out her shorts, then stretched back the skin, and softened the bottom of the guitar to match.
And even knowing all of that…
I still threw up on my mouth.
tits_on_snack | April 5, 2007 at 8:06 am
I’d call her a butterface, but you really can’t even see any of her body except some random limbs.
cerisier | April 5, 2007 at 8:11 am
Her forehead is aspiring to be just as big as Heather Graham’s.
HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 8:12 am
Tom Selleck called.
He wants his mustache back.
TrippyGoogler | April 5, 2007 at 8:15 am
#11 – Holy cow (literally), I thought I was the only one who picked up on that smelly poosey “vibe.” Sometimes you can just TELL, even from a picture.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 8:16 am
she looks like she’s being strangled by an invisible hand
tony | April 5, 2007 at 8:16 am
nasty – yes. Nice tata’s – yes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NaiV2Ci5VUY
mutedexposure | April 5, 2007 at 8:19 am
Did anyone else get a bad flashback of the 80s B movie Sleepaway Camp?
LadyJane | April 5, 2007 at 8:22 am
BigJim… TSFSRT.
email me sometime. (krisdylee)
LadyJane | April 5, 2007 at 8:22 am
Oh, and 40, YES I DID…. That’s fucking hilarious.
Joshingya31 | April 5, 2007 at 8:23 am
Can you guys hear that…..I think her guitar is ticking.
HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 8:24 am
Um, not Palestinian…
Sanjaya’s father is Bengali Indian and his mother is Italian American.
Though 80% of India is Hindu, Bengal is mostly Buddhist (though West Bengal has a substantial Muslim population). He’s mostly likely Buddhist, and I’m sure their mom is Catholic.
I don’t think they’re overtly religious of any flavor, and certainly not strict Muslims, since his sister has her tits hanging out of her tank top every week the camera pans to her sitting in the audience.
Besides, I’m not sure Muslims allow boy sons to have oozing vaginas and sing in gay falsetto.
veggi | April 5, 2007 at 8:24 am
@40!!! Oh my god! I can’t believe anyone else has seen that movie. Angela!!!! She’s Angela! I’m fucking freaked out now…. and I think I love you.
schack | April 5, 2007 at 8:25 am
i guess i’ll have to see that movie, if i haven’t already
isitme | April 5, 2007 at 8:39 am
GOOD GOD, HOLLY J! You know a little too much…that’s USUALLY a good thing, but…are you a Claykin…or Claymate?…Whatever they call this obvious rear-ender’s fans. I hate AI from the Ford commercials with Taylor Hicks! Why were non-AI watchers subjected to that at LEAST once every half hour! Hey! Clay! Your closet called…it doesn’t want you back, because you have no talent!
heyheyhey | April 5, 2007 at 8:39 am
I HATE SANJAYA, I FUCKIN HATE SANJAYA
…sorry.
lambman | April 5, 2007 at 8:51 am
Um, why are you sharing this? I thought this site was about celebrities, not about relatives of reality tv contestants
HollyJ | April 5, 2007 at 8:53 am
@ 47 lol @ “claymate” (Is that what they call Aiken’s peeps?)
Nah, I just knew something about India prior to Sanjaya…
All I know is that if http://www.votefortheworst.com doesn’t stop voting for that hermaphroditic fucktard, I’m going to have to mail them a nice pipebomb wrapped in Easter bunnies.