Have I Mentioned Sandy Hook Truthers Are Assholes? Sandy Hook Truthers Are Assholes

May 14th, 2014 // 46 Comments
Grace McDonnell Playround

If you haven’t heard this god awfulness by now, late last week a sign was stolen from the entrance to the Grace McDonnell Playground. Which sounds like something that happens in every town, except Grace McDonnell was one of the students killed during the Sandy Hook shooting, and the man who stole the sign from the memorial park took it a step further by calling Grace’s mother and telling her the shooting never happened. Or basically that her daughter never existed because these people are intellectual shit-fucks who should be shot into the sun. So here’s an open letter to the culprit which I felt was worth sharing before we get back to figuring out why Jay Z and Beyonce won’t give the Ark of the Covenant to a museum like Solange wants.

An Open Letter To Whoever Stole a Sandy Hook Victim’s Memorial Sign – The Daily Banter

Photo: Where Angels Play

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  1. JC

    Here’s my question for truthers: If, as you allege, the government wants to violate your rights and take away all your guns, why would they go through the bother faking a school shooting first? Wouldn’t they just take your guns? If the theory is this is some kind of freedom-trampling move, it seems like it would be easier to just trample freedoms and not bother with hoax killings. If there are people who were on the fence about assault rifles and background checks before but have now changed their minds, I certainly have heard anything from them, so it seems likely that this incident did nothing to change anybody’s minds about gun restrictions, least of all the NRA’s.

    • Eric

      This is in no way a defense of the Sandy Hook Truthers. Like all “Truthers” they are nutters who need to get their head’s checked. But to answer JC’s question, Truthers whoever they are like to point out the Reichstag Fire.

      In 1933 Germany, the Reichstag building which housed the German Parliament was set on fire. Hitler immediately blamed the Communists for it, and the German people rallied around him in support. Today, many believe that the Nazi’s were the ones responsible for the Reichstag Fire, as a false flag.

      The Reichstag Fire analogy would be to say that the government was behind Sandy Hook, perpetrating a horrific crime to rally support behind Obama to pass very restrictive gun laws.

      Google “9/11 Reichstag” and “Sandy Hook Reichstag” to see that this is a very common theme among all kooky conspiracy theorists.

      • NutSlut

        The irony being that the Reichstag was most likely burned down by a lone activist, and everything that followed was just ruthless sociopaths taking advantage of the situation by blaming their political rivals.

    • malaka

      ******can somebody please explain to me why when i try to read all the comments, my computer keeps snapping back up to the top of the comment section automatically??******

      • ManWhoHasSeenAVagina

        Because Fish is a greedy pig who uses auto-refresh to get extra hits. Worst of all, there’s no clean, off-the-shelf solution for blocking this sort of thing (yet).

  2. Atomicbetty

    Do these sick fucks really have nothing better to do than mess with a grieving family’s memorial park to their slain daughter? I mean, who does that?? It’s sick. Like Chez said, whoever does that is “a fucking monster”.

  3. Cock Dr

    Here’s hoping that whoever took that sign dies soon in a horrible gun cleaning accident.

  4. I’m glad I don’t know anyone in real life who espouses this paranoid false flag bullshit. The Cult of Jones is disturbing enough just existing on the other end of the interbutts.

  5. This post has been up for a couple of hours and nobody is trying to twist child murder into a 2nd amendment issue. Have we run off all the assholes finally? Good job everyone. Now Fish can start posting the good pics he held back for the cool kids.

    • Even the people who think that they have a constitutional right to 30 clip magazines know the truthers are nuts.

      • PassingTrue

        A “clip” is sometimes used to fill an internal magazing on some rifles. A magazine holds “rounds” of ammunition or a “cartidge” that is a “bullet” plus a “casing” that holds the propellant. The “bullet” is the part that exits the barrel once the breech is closed and the weapon is fired.

        Interesting that when I was in High School, we had a “rifle team” that kept their rifles in their lockers and most boys carried folding knives in snap pouches on their belts. And nobody was ever hurt. Could it be something in our culture that’s changed? Hmmmm

      • There have been mass shootings through out history. To think it started with Columbine or Sandy Hook is naïve. Since your knowledgeable about guns, I’m sure you also realize that the rifles used by your high school rifle team were toys next to what Adam Lambert used at Sandy Hook.

      • If only it had been Adam Lambert.

      • PassingTrue

        Your point is well taken. Unfortunately, at close range both the .22 target round and the .223 are quite lethal. Same goes for the 9mm. I guess the point is that parents and gun owners must be aware of their responsibilities to keep guns away from the mentally disturbed without trashing everybody’s rights in the process. Freedom is a damn messy thing, but once gone the price to get it back is extremely high.

    • FALSE FLAGS IS TRYIN TO TAKE MAH GUNS AWAY! THANKS OBUMMER!!!!!111!

  6. Chez is a great writer and I believe he echoed the sentiments of most people quite well.

  7. bb

    *looks around*
    can we start a slow clap now???? that was brilliant

  8. Jean Baptiste

    “I have a five-year-old daughter. She has blond hair that falls in little ringlets and a smile that feels as if it radiates warm sunshine against my soul.”

    Are you fucking KIDDING with this shit? Seriously?

    Fish, do you have any idea how big a pussy you are? And how transparent this shit is? Here’s the standard formula: trot out the most extreme, crazy fuckhead (sometimes though not always an agent provocateur) and portray him as the paradigm, the pinnacle, the ACME as it were, of whatever it is you’re trying to demonize. So some dumbfuck stole a sign and that dumbfuck calls himself a “truther”. Did you ever stop to think there are so many confused, frustrated, numbnut truthers because a) there are so many lies out there, and b) because so many motherfuckers out there spin the shit out of the facts, use rhetoric/propaganda/manipulation to confuse/befuddle/sway everyone into believing the desired “facts” or (better yet) just giving up trying to distinguish lies from truth at all, and blindly accepting whatever they’re told. And, yes, when fuckers like yourself try to make political hay out of incidents like Sandy Hook practically mere fucking minutes after they occur, well you’ll have to forgive some of the nuttier and more fruity nutbars/fruitcakes out there for wondering if there might not have been a method, and agenda, a concerted effort to manipulate folks.

    Here’s a idea: since Sandy Hook has basically gone off of most people’s radars, let’s trot out some asshole’s assholish behavior (a non-story, really) and get Sandy Hook back into everyone’s minds all afresh, so they can get outraged all over again. Cui Bono? The anti-gun lobby. And Internet Outrage Generators / Click-Baiters like yourself.

    “I have a five-year-old daughter. She has blond hair that falls in little ringlets and a smile that feels as if it radiates warm sunshine against my soul.” Fuuuuuuuck…

    • Sorry guys. I guess there was still one left.

    • you can almost hear the chubby fingers SMASHING on the keyboard as that twat was typing. WOW, that was some dissertation! would it be too much to hope that a freak like the shooter at Sandy Hook would visit Jean Baptiste? it would be stellar. then when his/her pea brain is splattered all over the wall and his/her family mourns, we can all say “Are you fucking KIDDING with this shit? Seriously?”

      Jean – your angry essay gives away the fact that you are one of the mongrel idiots that open letter refers to. I seriously hope you don’t have kids. for the sake of all mankind.

    • Clearly you do not read Chez’ stuff very often or you would know what an excellent writer he is and how much he adores his daughter. Oh yeah, you’re a cockjuggling thundercunt.

      • “Cockjuggling thundercunt” makes my heart hum and lady loins stir, sir. THIS is why I keep coming here (besides the pics of the Hamm’s ham and the Skarsgaard’s everything: for the sliver of hope that America has not completely been ate up and shat out the sewer by the idiocracy. Kudos to all you hot Superfishers!

    • Jean Baptiste

      You guys are sooooo right. Your defense of five-year-olds with blond hair in little ringlets and their warm sunshine-radiating smiles is laudable, and has made me see the error of my ways. Yes! We should definitely and immediately enact every possible anti-gun legislation we can come up with. Because society needs all the little five-year-olds with blond hair in little ringlets and warm sunshine-radiating smiles to grow up safe and sound and well-protected from crazed gunmen (for at least 13 years, right?) so that they can become Chivettes.

      Every Chivette, every Suicide Girl or Penthouse Pet or whatever; each and every one of ‘em that you ever fucked or jerked off to was someone’s little angel, way back when: innocent; full of promise and hope and optimism. Now they’re grown up and they’re sucking dicks, taking facials, and getting fucked in the ass. For your entertainment. For. Your. Entertainment. Think about that.

      Don’t be fooled: guys like Fish play fast and loose with society’s values, playing both sides off the middle and making money in the process.

      You think I’m gonna take pointers from HIM regarding what’s right or wrong? Every time Fish gets up on his soapbox about anything, regardless of the political slant, my only thought is “this guy peddles gossip, scandal, personal tragedy, tits and ass for a living. Our clicks are his bucks. He’s a procurer. A pimp. And he’s telling ME what’s right and wrong?”

      Fuck every last one of you: fuck your hypocrisy, fuck your selective moral indignation, and fuck your adolescent hero worship of pontificating shitheels like Fish.

      • Awww. Got under your skin-lard much, Jim Bob — I mean, “Jean Baptiste”?

      • “Here’s the standard formula: trot out the most extreme, crazy fuckhead (sometimes though not always an agent provocateur) and portray him as the paradigm, the pinnacle, the ACME as it were, of whatever it is you’re trying to demonize. ”

        Yeah, it’s a bit of a “Straw Man” tactic, a shitty debate tool used by dumb people that only works on dumb people…in fact, here’s a better example of one.

        “You guys are sooooo right. Your defense of five-year-olds with blond hair in little ringlets and their warm sunshine-radiating smiles is laudable, and has made me see the error of my ways. Yes! We should definitely and immediately enact every possible anti-gun legislation we can come up with. ”

        You are just absolutely terrified someone wants to take your penis away from you, aren’t you? Moron.

      • Look little internet / gun brave fuckface brave people are brave without guns and fuckfaced cowards like you are still cowards even with your gun replacing your manhood.
        I know your type all to well, when faced with adversity you cower clutching your gun after the fact saying how you could have been brave.
        Feel free to talk a long walk off a short pier and do the world a favor.

      • haha, another ESSAY from the paranoid, delusional and scared idiot. they’re gunna TEK ERRR GUUUUUNS. you are HILARIOUS. keep those novel-sized rants coming genius, you embarrass yourself with every word. it’s GOLD I tells ya!

      • JB, whatever kids grow up to be later doesn’t change how much the author of the article loves his kid. Or any of us that love our kids for that matter. I feel bad that you have very obviously never loved someone else more than you love yourself. It’s pretty amazing experience. In all honesty, it appears that you hate yourself and are projecting that at everyone else too. Hate and fear are hard ways to live.

        I bet your mind is just racing all the time with winning imagined arguments, saying just the right cutting remark, and outsmarting those around you. Start with taking care of a small pet and work your way up to a cat or dog. Let a little bit of doing for someone else cool off that boiling rage filled brain of yours.

      • I’ve noticed, Jean Baptiste, that it takes very little to make your brain boil until the crazy starts frothing out. You should probably work on that.

  9. Robb7

    Hey, fucko Baptiste, this involved more than JUST stealing a sign. Nutso called the mother of this dead child and claimed the shooting never took place!! Can your pea-sized brain wrap itself around the hurt and pain this mother felt??!! No, you rather go off on some sick tangent because the government is out to get you!! Go bury yourself and your convoluted logic in some underground bomb shelter with your guns and ammo!!

  10. Greg

    So you have some asshole harassing some innocent person. Not like this anything new. I remember during the whole George Zimmerman deal you had people calling his parents and telling them they were going to kill them and their son. You also had celebs tweeting out the home address (mostly wrong address) to Zimmerman’s parents house tell people to go exact justice. Sorry to break this to you, but there’s a bunch of assholes out there……always will be……Welcome to America.

    • Are you seriously comparing George fucking Zimmerman, a man who murdered a teenager and got away with it, to the families of murdered children? How did you make it all the way to the “Submit” button without your brain imploding in a last ditch effort to preserve your reputation and dignity? How did your synapses even manage to function long enough to even string that idiocy together?

      Exactly how many paint chips did you eat as a child?

    • Zimmerman is an adult who was on the trigger end of a gun, and is currently alive and trying to squeeze lemons into celebrity-boxing-flavored lemonade. His parents unfortunately received death threats. Grace McDonnell was a 7 year old who was on the barrel side of a gun, and remains very dead. Her parents unfortunately are being told her death was a hoax. In one case, his parents sue Roseanne Barr for unspecified damages; in the other, her parents never, ever get to see their child again. See any subtle differences there? Any sense of equivalency you may see between the two cases, or the impact on their parents, is rather delusional. But I do agree with you on one point: apparently there ARE a bunch of assholes out there.

  11. In more Who gives a fuck news.

  12. Mitch

    Homosexuality, free abortions and wanton nudity is what this country is all about. Fuck anyone who believes in god, heterosexuality and clothing. This country is changing for the better and once we get the muslim brotherhood on board with public nudity and sex anywhere you want it whenever you want it, they will begin to love us again.

    • Glenn Beck? is that you? bravo. you seem really angry. maybe you need to get laid. ps – Jesus is a cunt.

    • “Homosexuality, free abortions and wanton nudity is what this country is all about. Fuck anyone who believes in god, heterosexuality and clothing. This country is changing for the better and once we get the muslim brotherhood on board with public nudity and sex anywhere you want it whenever you want it, they will begin to love us again.”

      How did you get all of this nonsense from a dickhead that stole a sign from a children’s memorial and then mocked the mother about her dead child? Not everything is a conspiracy centered around fucking YOU over. Before you get fired up over something because a “libtard” said it, look around at the side rebutting it will place you in. You’ve placed yourself in the same camp as JBJJ down there. These are people that shout “False Flag” over murdered kids. That’s where you willingly want to put yourself?

    • Just a little Protip for ya, Mitch: people who sincerely believe in God for reasons other than trolling liberals on the internet tend to capitalize Him.

  13. JBJJ

    Bwahahahahaha! I can’t believe any of you “intellectual” people actually believe Sandy Hook really happened. It has been the largest portrayed farce made up for the sole purpose to remove our 2nd Amendment rights. Watch some of the videos of the “conspirators” , shit don’t add up, it don’t add up.

    • say it with me now, “OBAMA’S GUNNA TEK ALL ER GUUUUUUUNS”. fucking freak. go to the Bundy Ranch and circle the wagons with all your half-retard paranoid ‘play army’ friends. then PLEASE bait the Fed Snipers so they can splatter your pea brain all over the desert. DOUCHE.

  14. Eric

    By the way, on this day dedicating the 9/11 Memorial Museum, can we all agree that the 9/11 Truthers Are Assholes?

  15. cc

    This brand of nut has been around forever. I remember years ago they were interviewing some kook who was convinced that the UN was taking over America. Literally taking over. His ‘proof’? He saw a handful of white UN painted military vehicles on a train. (The vehicles were in fact Canadian vehicles that were shipped from overseas to an American port and were being transhipped back to Canada.)

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