Sandra Bullock watches husband almost get run over


A woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock almost killed her husband, Jesse James, when she “attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes” in front of Sandra and her 10-year-old son.

Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident. We’re told Valentine also “laid in the driveway and wouldn’t move.” Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.

Not only is the woman insane, she also sucks at driving. She tried three or four times to run over Jesse James and didn’t hit him once. I don’t want to brag, but I hit people all the time and I’m not even trying. And I’m not saying that makes me better than her, but it does, and I am.