A woman obsessed with Sandra Bullock almost killed her husband, Jesse James, when she “attempted 3 or 4 times to run Jesse James over with her silver Mercedes” in front of Sandra and her 10-year-old son.
Jesse was never struck by the car during the alleged incident. We’re told Valentine also “laid in the driveway and wouldn’t move.” Orange County Sheriffs were contacted and responded to the scene, but Valentine allegedly fled before they arrived. After an intense manhunt, officers located Valentine early Monday morning and took her into custody.
Not only is the woman insane, she also sucks at driving. She tried three or four times to run over Jesse James and didn’t hit him once. I don’t want to brag, but I hit people all the time and I’m not even trying. And I’m not saying that makes me better than her, but it does, and I am.
fist!
I love Sandra and think she and her husband are adorable together. I hope everything ends well with this.
FIST FUCK
You don’t fuck with the Alpha male.
I hope it ends in a murder/suicide. That way her shitty acting will be finally be brought to a halt.
Sixth! Jesse James? Really?
Damnit Paris!!!! Three strikes and you’re out!!!!
Definitely a candidate for Stalkers Anonymous or Driving School.
Damn. That Jesse James must be pretty limber.
Probably not as limber as Jesse Jane, but good nonetheless.
I’d still like to nail Sandra. Hotness.
D`oh @9 – that`s what I wanted to say. nice one…
Jesse James is just nasty. I can’t believe Sandra sucks on that.
How creepy is it that the psycho’s name was valentine?
Is it just me or is she stoned out of her mind in that photo? I sense a big bag of Cheese Puffs dangling from her left hand.
the crazy lady couldnt hit him because she kept getting thrown off course by his huge, shiny forehead.
I didnt know Sandra Bullock had reproduced? Shes got a kid?
Since when do we give two shits if a mechanic gets run over?
Hmmmmmmm, yeah, that’d be never.
Sadly i’ve lots of experience with obsessed and insane women…It’s obvious because they all can’t drive.That’s probably the reason why i’m still alive. I know it’s almost impossible but is there anyway a woman on this planet who can drive?
HA!
@16…I’m gonna slowly step away from you now, and I suggest you start running :)
Am I the only surprised Jesse James isn’t packing? I expected this story to end with him emptying a Glock through the windshield – Martin Riggs style.
Sandra Bullock doesn’t have a ten year old kid. Stupid fucks.
The only woman who can drive is Madonna.I saw her one time parking a 70′s Camaro (i think it’s a Camaro) AROUND a streetlamp.That’s pretty hard to do.
@18:
Exactly. He’s Jesse James! You think Billy the Kid would tolerate that shit? He’d a-plug that varmint with his six-shooter. Which, coincidentally, is what I’d do to Sandy.
Her mum saw it too.
Wait. Jesse James as in “Welcome to Monster Garage, Here’s a ball of lint and a 10-spot, turn this car into a rocket ship” Jesse James?
BTW Jesse Jane reminds me…I’ll, uh…be right back…
Crazy shit!
The woman brought her 10-year-old son to try and kill Sandra Bullock’s husband???? this is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
@23
No, that was “MAGUYVER”. Jesse is the one that gives them any tool known to man, and helps them build anything. He is a great fabricator. Just a total doof in general. He will be getting his butt reemed over that hit and run for that dork on the moped, or whatever it was.
Maybe she had Sandy’s hubby confused with the outlaw from 100 years ago. Trying to collect a bounty?
Maybe she confused him with the pro wrestler from Degeneration X a few years back. Or maybe … shit, now I’m confused.
C’mon troll – bring your wonderful wit and banter in here. Wait … never mind.
“My funny Valentine… My crazy Valentine..”
#16, as I posted earlier, you can keep count. Just a suggestion, but if you didn’t date so many women without them knowing about each other (until later), maybe they wouldn’t be so crazy. And, until the State of Texas says I can’t drive, BayBEE, I can drive.
And here I thought I was the only one obsessed with Sandra Bullock. Apparently we are a small but dedicated group.
They should ‘run over’ to http://www.tooawesome.com
swish
is there any murder weapon more cumbersome than a car? next time borrow the bus from speed. guaranteed success.
she looks like a man…
Okay.. I don’t really understand anyone being obsessed with a celebrity, but how are you obsessed with Sandra Bullock?! At least be obsessed with something worth obsessing over.
People are obsessed with Sandra Bullock?
#35– haha, totally thinking the same thing! I bet Sandra is too… which is why she lives in oc and not some gated castle in Bev-Hills.
@33 — You shouldn’t talk to mirrors, sir.
#37===Madam==u shouldn’t screw those poor donkey dingdongz….
Hey I know…why don’t you make a movie about a middle aged woman with 2 kids who’s husband dies and you lay in bed for weeks.
Oooooooh wait….YOU’VE DONE THAT 3 GOD DAMN TIMES ALREADY!
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