So Sandra Bullock might be a Nazi

April 6th, 2010 // 69 Comments

Sandra Bullock is apparently hesitant to pull the trigger on a divorce out of fear that Jesse James will reveal intimate details of their marriage, according to RadarOnline:

“Sandra is one of the most private actresses in Hollywood,” the source said. “And the last thing she wants is Jesse out there talking about her and talking about her marriage.
“She’s been worried that if she drops divorce papers on him now he’ll want revenge and will try to harm her reputation.
“His behavior is so erratic that she doesn’t want to send him over the edge.”
Jesse’s fascination with Nazi memorabilia and his lifestyle in general has always seemed at odds with Sandra’s image as Miss Congeniality. The situation has left many people wondering what Sandra and Jesse have in common and Sandra has preferred to keep the details of their marriage private.

So they’re both Nazis. Got it. On top of that, turns out Jesse James is an amateur porn enthusiasts and has made over 12 sex tapes with his mistresses:

The tapes Jesse made with other women are shocking. “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “It’s all really quite disturbing.”
A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to RadarOnline.com on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound.

At this point, I think it’s safe to assume there’s a video out there of Jesse James as Adolf Hitler banging Sandra Bullock’s Eva Braun. Definitely not the feces-smearing one being fabled on the Internet as we speak, but something a little more classy because Jesse’s wearing a monocle and drinking tea with his pinky up.

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  1. havoc

    Frau Blücher !!!!!

    .

  2. Dutch

    I feel bad for her. I know there is probably more to the story than what has been released, but still. I think Tiger and Jesse should have sit down and discuss strategies for married men – this could save mankind.

  3. Nero

    You’ve been a very naughty girl Sandra Buttocks.Come here and bend over.

  4. Mr. Nice Guy

    Remember she stole him from his wife while she was carrying his kid. She is no Saint.

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Jesse needs one in the back of his head. And I’ll take care of putting something into Sandy. Now that’s a Bingo!

  6. abby

    She is screwed and will likely be labeled as a Nazi too. Even though he kept his collection at work, it was still on display. If she didn’t want to be associated with someone who would do that; she should have better foresight.

  7. name withheld

    Fellow commenters, if you check my past posts on this freakishly odd pairing, you’ll notice that I made a reference to Frau Bullock being a NAZI.

    You can’t wash off German, with soap.

    We’ll hear alot more in the coming months…Sh emost def is anti semitic, and marrying Jesse is proof enough-what else do these 2 have in common???

    weird GERMAN sex, and more weird German sex…

    almost makes you wish, you stayed a waitress, SANDY?

    stay tuned for my witty politically incorrect comments…

  8. nah...

    she’s a ho fo sho.

  9. Herman Gobels

    I have ways of making her talk…..

  10. Woody

    C’mon. Who doesn’t dress up like Nazis in the bedroom every now and then?

    Sheesh. Prudes.

  11. Master Spook

    She does like it stirred,not shaken.

  12. Donkey Punch

    She speaks fluent German because her dad was German and she grew up in Germany. Of course she is a nazi lover. What else does she have in common with this dirt bag?

    Google the video of her speaking German at an awards show in Germany.

  13. It doesn’t matter if he does or does not reveal intimate details of their marriage. She’s already guilty by association.

  14. Lila

    Newsflash: Everyone makes fun of jews in private.

  15. e

    lay down with dog, wake up with fleas.

  16. HilterEncarnate

    Muhahahaha My plan is working perfectly. Make all the hollywood stars Nazi!

    Say bad comment about a Jew, NAZI!!!! Now if only I can find a way to make the American people care and listen to these Hollywood stars enough to get them to follow hmmm…

    I know I’ll make Hidi and Spencer from the Hills Nazi. Muahahahaha that’ll work. Just like my attack on Russia, it will work it has to!

    Quick someone get me a bagle, with pork in it. What, I don’t eat kosher.

  17. Master Spook

    Are there more kinky hollywood bitches like her and is there evidence available? The answer:YES.

  18. TekMoney

    Like I said before: it wouldn’t surprise me if it turns out that Sandra wa/is pro-Nazi, and that would surely end her career. But as for the videos… what a croc of shit. 12 videos and not one has hit the net? Really? One of wich features him getting head while in full nazi gear and… c’mon, man. This alone makes the whole article laughable!

  19. xylus

    Who’s been a naughty Nazi?

  20. Valerie

    I’m pretty sure at this point in history, seeming that there’s no Nazi party, one could only be a “Neo-Nazi Wannabe.”

  21. m.

    Wasn’t her grandmom or someone in the family a gypsy?! Her being nazi doesn’t make sense, because nazis really hated gypsies.

  22. Darth

    I’ve always been wondering why many of these hollywood bitches like to have a private zoo full of cute animals.You know,like cute monkeys,midget horses etc. . .

  23. name withheld @ 7 owns a studio I'm sure

    If she’s a Nazi, that’s irony there, considering Hollywood is run by Jews.

  24. jeo

    I’m sorry to be awful but Jesse James’ kids are really fugly.

  25. Booger Jones

    If Sandy being a Nazi is one of those “Hollywood Secrets”, then it all makes sense on why she won an oscar for Blind Side.

    seems like every other movie she’s in has a black co-star.

    Hollyweird def rewards those that go against their personal moral character.

    i.e. Denzel in Training Day and Halle Berry doing a love scene with Billy Bob.

  26. how can sandra bullock be a nazi if she donated 1 mil to haiti?

  27. Beeotch

    Didn’t she date a guy named Bob Schneider….the last name says it all…she is no Nazi!

  28. Fati87

    Could she really be?..

  29. name withheld

    @23

    let the record show, Mel Gibson, also owns a studio has a high profile career, and is the epitome of ANTI SEMITE..

    more importantly, I can only assume that she married this person because they shared something in common-not his high profile career, nor his money…
    Even in jest, had she seen any sort of Nazi props, it should have at the very least , raised an eyebrow…

    birds of a feather flock together…

  30. white dude

    How is being German a sin? There is a very large percentage of Americans with German blood here. Don’t like it? Move elsewhere. Owning Nazi paraphenalia does not make you a Nazi you idiots. I think it is a leather fetish thing. Their uniforms were pretty cool.
    Every nation has a military only Germany’s was the first truly modern one as they put it all together in the dawn of the age of technology.
    Sandra seems like a nice woman and I doubt she paid any great attention to her asshole husband’s collection of childish nonsense.
    The English were pretty wicked and if fact even more so, just ask the countless millions of Chinese and Indians who suffered at their hands. And yet, they are not labeled as evil like the Germans.
    OH, fuck hollywood!

  31. Jizz

    I don’t thinkit’s Nazi stuff…I heard a LONG time ago that she was heavy into the B&D lifestyle.

  32. bitch PLEASE

    scared to sign those divorce papers huh? guess she doesn’t want all those tapings of her doing donkey shows dressed as hitler, to leak out….

  33. Spanko

    -”I don’t thinkit’s Nazi stuff…I heard a LONG time ago that she was heavy into the B&D lifestyle.”

    Is she a Dom or a sub? (Notice the right way to write them, lol) This is getting more interesting every day. Everybody loves skeletons in the closet that are outed, especially if celebrities are in question.

  34. crat

    It’s much worse than being a Nazi. She doesn’t want a tape released that shows her vomit-inducing flapjack tits.

  35. crat

    Sandra will have to be in a Holocaust movie to remove this stain from her. Considering that there are on average three Holocaust movies a month, it shouldn’t be too difficult to fix.

  36. name withheld

    @30

    Bravo to you sir/ma’am, as early as 60 years ago, Germans, plundered many European villages in the countryside leaving behind atrocities of epic proportions.

    Peoples homes were set on fire, womenfolk were raped and eventually killed, entire families destroyed- we are not just talking Jewish annihilation. Germans, a race of inherently vicious warmongering people, but I digress…

    Finally AND MOST IMPORTANT, how does a woman decide that marrying a man whose ex wife was a famous porn star, believe that the story will end?

    I put forth these questions to you, my esteemed fellow commenters:

    - which are the common factors that bind these 2 characters?

    - what is the catalyst in which the sub character decides to seek sexual relations outside his marriage?

    - the female character in this story, does she have more to hide than the male character in this story?

    - if the male character in this story is involved in Nazi type activities, does this mean the female character is aware of such activities, condones/rejects such activities.

    YOU HAVE 20 MINUTES TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS, IN CONCISE SENTENCES, SUPPORTING YOUR ARGUMENTS.

    KINDLY TAKE THE TIME TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AND PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING PROFANITIES-UNLESS IT’S USED TO ENSUE LAUGHTER .

    PLEASE WRITE YOUR NAMES AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE…

  37. LPB

    Well, until all the facts are in…let’s just have a whispering campaign.

    Someone who knows someone I know heard that someone felt she wasn’t nice enough to them once…she must be a Nazi.

    Right? Right.

    Too bad they didn’t like dressing up as Stanlinists. That would be okay.

  38. I wonder if the videos resemble scenes from “Inglourious Basterds”, however you spell it.

  39. LynzCatastrophe

    Are these recent pictures of her?

  40. Rupert

    These people are celebrities. This divorce is embarrassing for her in a way which her target audience sympathizes with and which increases her popularity with them. It’s embarrassing for him in a way which her target audience sympathizes with and which increases his popularity with them. There exist people whose job it is to increase celebrities’ popularity with audiences. Coincidence?

  41. name withheld needs a nosejob

    I have family in Germany you ugly cretin. It sounded almost like you were talking about the Palestinians there for a moment. You know, shit that is going on RIGHT NOW! Why aren’t we helping these people?
    The world owes the glorious people of Germany a debt of gratitude for the wondrous inventions that have come from that lovely nation. We don’t need mealy mouthed misfits like #36 running it’s mouth like a moron telling one side of the fucking story.
    By the way, asshole, where did Hitler get all that money? Why don’t you talk about that matter?

    Anyway, Sandra is a fox and has not done anything wrong other than marry a jackass perpetual juvenile.

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  44. HereComesTheSol

    If you’re married and routinely spend time with your spouse, wouldn’t you question him about the swastikas lying around your house, or why there are fake black “toothbrush” mustaches everywhere. I mean I’m just saying, if you claim your spouse is “so close to you” in every level and how he’s “got your back”, right?.

  45. Leopold Peterson

    I have no doubt that Sandy loves being tied into strict positions and getting powerfully ravished. Probably by some tattooed Nazi-attired idiot. Ms. Bullock’s not just the good clean thing she’d like us to think she always is. No no no, Sandy loves the dark side, too. God bless her for it. I love her. I want to tie her up and give her what she wants.

  46. frederic

    no I do not think that Sandra is a nazi. That is all bull. She’s a beautiful woman
    and I really care for her

    frederic

  47. birds of a feather hang together

  48. Carrie

    Yeah, because being German automatically equals being a Nazi. That is precisely why having anything with a swastika on it in public in Germany can get you arrested, or why speaking/writing/expressing in any way praise for the Third Reich can get you the same.

    It’s disgusting, ignorant and downright irresponsible for even such a blog as this to make such inflammatory presumptions about someone. She speaks German because she grew up in Germany; I know ignorant American minds can’t comprehend speaking more than uneducated English, but it is possible.

    Get off Sandra Bullock. It’s sad that you can only tear down someone who has done nothing but good towards others, and who has actually shown how to be a star in modern Hollywood while maintaining class and composure.

  49. This is pretty sketchy, she’s a great women but who knows… Jesse James is a Nazi. Maybe that’s why she ended up being with Jesse. She probably could be one herself. How else can you explain such a great women being with such a asshat?

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