So Sandra Bullock might be a Nazi

Sandra Bullock is apparently hesitant to pull the trigger on a divorce out of fear that Jesse James will reveal intimate details of their marriage, according to RadarOnline:

“Sandra is one of the most private actresses in Hollywood,” the source said. “And the last thing she wants is Jesse out there talking about her and talking about her marriage.
“She’s been worried that if she drops divorce papers on him now he’ll want revenge and will try to harm her reputation.
“His behavior is so erratic that she doesn’t want to send him over the edge.”
Jesse’s fascination with Nazi memorabilia and his lifestyle in general has always seemed at odds with Sandra’s image as Miss Congeniality. The situation has left many people wondering what Sandra and Jesse have in common and Sandra has preferred to keep the details of their marriage private.

So they’re both Nazis. Got it. On top of that, turns out Jesse James is an amateur porn enthusiasts and has made over 12 sex tapes with his mistresses:

The tapes Jesse made with other women are shocking. “Most of the tapes feature a mass amount of Nazi paraphernalia,” an insider tells “It’s all really quite disturbing.”
A source who saw one of the tapes spoke to on the condition of anonymity and gave a partial description. “What I saw was a naked woman on her knees and Jesse in a Nazi hat waving his arm in a salute,” the insider said. “It looked like the woman’s hands were bound.

At this point, I think it’s safe to assume there’s a video out there of Jesse James as Adolf Hitler banging Sandra Bullock’s Eva Braun. Definitely not the feces-smearing one being fabled on the Internet as we speak, but something a little more classy because Jesse’s wearing a monocle and drinking tea with his pinky up.

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