Sandra Bullock got the f-ck out

March 18th, 2010 // 64 Comments

Further confirming reports her husband Jesse James had sex with a walking tattoo, Sandra Bullock has already packed up and left, according to People:

The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE.
Bullock, 45, left on Monday, the source says. Bullock, who won her first Oscar – a Best Actress award – for The Blind Side on March 7, also abruptly canceled a trip to Europe for the London premiere of the film.

I legitimately feel bad for Sandra Bullock because I made the unfortunate mistake of watching pre-Oscar footage where she spent the whole time raving about Jesse James’ daughter, who she’s been deeply invested in helping him secure custody of, only to have him Tiger Woods her a week later. However, I also sat through The Proposal and could just as easily start whipping out sparklers. I’m a raging conflict of emotions.

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  1. Stupid wizard aliens are just messing everyones relationships up. If it weren’t for the stupid alien wizards… no man would ever want to have sex with tons of women

  2. She’s 20 years older than I am and I really want to rail her. Y’know, in her time of need and stuff.

  3. no man would ever want to have sex with tons of women

  4. I like Sandra better than Julia (mostly because Julia sucks), but I think she peaked about 10 yrs ago.

    @ 41 – I suspect that’s true.

  5. However, I also sat through The Proposal and could just as easily start whipping out sparklers. I’m a raging conflict of emotions.

  6. @ 7 – “I probably wouldn’t let her make me a sandwich afterwards though.”
    What if she had those gloves like Subway? Might still give off fumes though.

  7. captain america

    the next step: SAY “AMEN” TO HERPES?

  8. JUST ME

    I THINK SANDRA IS GREAT AND SHE WILL GET THORW THIS BUT THAT ASS HOLE NEEDS TO BE GONE. BUT IT JUST GO’S TO SHOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE A VERY NICE LOOKING WIFE AND STILL MAN NEED TO PUT THERE HANDS ON NASTY FUCKING WOMEN. YOU COULD BE SO PRETTY AND STILL MAN’S EYES FIND OTHER . WHAT A NASTY ASS GUY. I SAY GO SANDRA RUN WHILE YOU CAN AND TAKE THE LITTLE BITE OF MONEY HE HAS AND RUN. IT’S SAD BECAUSE YOU CAN TELL THAT SANDRA REALLY LOVE HIS KIDS.

  9. OK both of America’s so called sweethearts, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock stole their husbands away from their wives? In that case Sandra got what she deserves. Julia is a bitch!

  10. first i’d like to say to one of the commenters (parker) you really need to get a life! people like you dont have a clue to what a relationship is all about! thats why you sit alone with your computer and wish you had a life! now all this shit sanda has been dealing with it’s just not fair! she is to good of a lady to have her name put out to this messed up world,and my heart goes out to her and the people that are close to her that feel her pain,not to mention the child thats involed.i’v been married 4 27 years now and have 4 beautiful children and sure ourer life has had it’s bumps and shit but everyone should remember the VOWS they take. Sandra seem to have remembered hers! men like Jessie should never have had the chanse with a women like Sandra. girl hold your head up high..you are beautiful! always remember that. your fan always…

  11. rockbottom

    Sandra Bullock married Jesse for his sexiness. you think it was intellectual conversation? He’s hotter than her but she makes more money. they are a perfect couple. don’t be another dumb woman defending her. she’s no victim. they use their power in different ways. (janet jackson you are clueless!!) Good women would have a problem dating someone while their lover has a pregnant porn star wife ready to give birth. Not Sandra!!! SHE’S A TAKER. HE’S A TAKER. THEY TAKE FROM YOU. THEY TAKE FROM THIS COUNTRY! YOU MAKE THEM RICH. AMERICAS SWEETHEART?? HER PUBLICIST WAS WELL PAID TO MAKE YOU THINK SO!!!!!!! so many American idiots!! turn off your TV and find the beauty within yourselves and local creation! Be an activist. Be in your life!

  12. Sadly, this happens to sooo many people.

  13. Sandra Bullock married Jesse for his sexiness. you think it was intellectual conversation? He’s hotter than her but she makes more money. they are a perfect couple. don’t be another dumb woman defending her. she’s no victim. they use their power in different ways. (janet jackson you are clueless!!) Good women would have a problem dating someone while their lover has a pregnant porn star wife ready to give birth

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