Sandra Bullock: ‘Hey, look at this black baby I’m converting to Judaism!’

April 28th, 2010 // 152 Comments

For those of you just waking up, Sandra Bullock has come out of seclusion and announced exclusively to People she’s filed for divorce from Jesse James. Not only that, she’s adopted 3 1/2 month old Louis Bardo Bullock from New Orleans who she plans to make Jewish because she hates Nazis not so much. I’m not even joking:

The magazine asked the question, “Were you aware of any interest [Jesse] may have had in white supremacy or Nazism?”
Bullock responded, “The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married. This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life.”
Bullock added, “And the man I married felt the same.”
As for her newly adopted African-American baby, Bullock told the magazine she arranged for the child to have a bris — the Jewish circumcision ceremony.

And Sandra Bullock made a Nazi sex tape. I didn’t believe it at first, but after all the ham-fisted baby shenanigans, I’m now 90% positive she’s on video telling Jesse James to “Holocaust” her ass because it controls the media and sucks the blood out of infants. There’s really no other way to interpret this.

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  1. venomlives

    Well, I guess women prefer the smell/taste of Dick Cheese from those uncut “gents”.

    I for one like the way it looks on me and I am always clean. Those that prefer the other way, bring some crackers and whine for the cheese that will inevitably be around later in the eve.

  2. Fati87

    I don’t get this. I mean I get it and it pisses me off. What the hell is with all these celebrities adopting black children? Why not white children? How are white orphans any less unfortunate than black orphans? This is so fucking sickening! Apperantly it’s really hip to adopt a black child – Oh look at me, I am such a fucking humanitarian, I am saving a black baby because black people have been supressed for so long! I hate that! White kids just don’t cut it any more, they are like low breed dogs – no prestige. All these celebs disgust me – adopting children for the sakes of publicity. Fuck you!

  3. Wishbone

    The only thing I’m doubting is your intelligence ola. Sounds like you have self esteem issues you should be dealing with rather than making stupid comments on here. I assume you think the morons that have multiple plastic surgeries to conform to what “society” thinks is attractive, are healthy well adjusted folks. FAIL.

  4. KIKI

    Julia Roberts wins most beautiful person again. I thought it was Heidi’s year. Bitch was robbed. I like penises.

  5. Lali

    Hahaha! Uncut penises are smelly and dirty? You know there is a way to correct that, and it is widely practiced in the developed world. It is called WASH YOUR FUCKING DICK. My husband is uncircumcised and he has never been dirty or smelly. Just don’t be a disgusting slob and wash before sex and you won’t have a problem. By the by, there are many developed countries in which circumcision is not practiced at all. Yeah, they must all have smelly aching penises. Fucktards.

  6. Wishbone

    @55…well said…THANK YOU

  7. Vandal

    Great to know that America doesn’t have any orphans. They must be a thing of the past. So much so, everyone has to go abroad for one! Or are these black babies just they new “puppy in a bag” accesory?

  8. whatever

    An uncircumcised penis is disgusting. Not that they are pretty to begin with, but one with extra skin is just gross. I would never, ever put one in my mouth. Fucking shut up with that abuse shit. Yes, it IS a hygiene thing, but also a future relationship thing. #24 I think some of you men need those 20000 nerve endings removed because most of you cant last longer than a minute in the sack. Men do not have problems reaching their climax before women so shut the fuck up with that you greedy fuck.

  9. fappyfap

    I love that kid’s expression! I swear he is saying, “this crazy white lady wants to cut “WHAT” off of me before I go live with her/”

  10. Normal person

    Mutilating an innocent childs genitals for her own PR gain…..? What a stupid, misguided, brutal cow.

  11. John Coffey's magic touch

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… of course how did I NOT see this move coming! HA, oh GOD, so she has a movie were she helps a giant black adolescent, adopted (found?) a random black baby, and is making sure he’s raised jewish!? Damn, we get it you don’t endorse sucking nazi cock you can ease off the throttle America still wants to see your movies. Well played Miss Bullock, well played.

  12. Me

    For all the ignorant little biatches here: why don’t you shave your head too then? The hair gets dirty after a few days. Since you don’t know how to use soap or shampoo, it’s the most logical thing you can think of, isn’t it? And why don’t you sew your arsehole shut, while you’re at it.

  13. kanyeisgay

    Well , like I said there is three sides to every story which is his and hers and the truth ! The truths the bitch just hit rock bottom . Why adapt a black baby just because we have a half black guy posing as a US citizen and President. She could have gotten a really nice blond German baby dirt cheap.

  14. hitler

    lol @62. thats pretty much the logic — spot on. oh shit, my hands are dirty again; fuck it, ill chop em off. problem solved!

  15. george

    lol @57. you all know what kind of dicks shes sucking, right? the kind found on guys who go to the bathroom, piss in a urinal, shake the piss drops off their dick for a second, n then zip up their pants. yummy! so clean. definitely a hygiene thing.

  16. j

    Hope this baby will bring a joy and happiness to her and she could have a happy life with him!

  17. Shep

    Wow, suggestions of her acting together in the Hitler sex tapes and then she goes out and adopts a black baby……… Uhhhh that doesn’t seem odd to anyone and feel like a media ploy for her to say “Whatever comes out about me, the black baby adoption should definitely trump it”

  18. Al

    That baby bears a striking resemblance to Al Sharpton…

  19. BLACK IS THE NEW BIRKIN BAG

    A white woman adopting a BLACK baby is morally reprehensible. This kid is about to lose any ounce of identity he has..Would a Jewish mother adopt a German boy? What the hell, what kind of fucked up law allows a white person to adopt a black kid.

    Black people speak up-are your children white people’s new LOUBOUTIN’S?

    Stop the insanity..what the hell does this person know about black culture?

    This baby needs to be with a childless professional BLACK couple.

    fucking dumb black people, with your gang banging and fucking, when you should be sticking it to the MAN you are bending over and taking it, again!

    wake up you stupid rapping basketball playing, baby powder scented, weave growing, slaves…

    WHITE PEOPLE HAVE NO BUSINESS ADOPTING BLACK KIDS. TAKE BACK YOUR PRIDE.

    MARCH IN THE STREETS, THIS IS BLASPHEMY, YOUR HISTORY WILL BE ERADICATED IF THIS GOES ON..

    PUT DOWN THE CHICKEN AND HEAD TO THE POLLS WRITE TO YOUR CONGRESSMEN, THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. FIGHT FOR YOUR OWN.

  20. lola

    Regarding circumcision: There is an extremely valid point that no one has brought up. It does decrease sensitivity in the male, but they make up for it by using longer harder thrusts. The altered rhythm makes is much harder for women to climax. CIRCUMCISION HURTS WOMEN! It is possible for a man to learn the right movements, but it will not come naturally. There was a large study done on this where real people were monitored. The circumcised and uncircumcised men moved differently in almost all instances.

    Do you know why circumcision started in the US? Early Americans were not Jewish. The practice was started to lessen pleasure so people would be more civil by not having sex unless necessary.

  21. wrecked 'em

    @ 55

    Your husbands dick doesn’t smell, because by the time he gets back from banging the whore you don’t know about, he’s already showered! Now, suck my unwashed circumcised cock, cause it doesn’t smell!

  22. Ranger Rob

    RE: Bris. i think it should be against the law to have a celebration of any kind that revolves around a penis being attacked with a sharp object.

  23. Bob

    Wow, another white female celeb whose eggs are quickly drying up has adopted a black baby and is attentionwhoring it to trash magazines. That isn’t cliched at all.

  24. Maurice

    A bris? What? I thought Sandra B was an intelligent woman. Why subject your healthy child to unnecessary surgery to remove half of the skin on the penis, the double layer covering the glans; the foreskin, most touch sensitive area of the male body? I do not understand at all. With her German background and knowing that most Germans and Europeans have not undergone circumcision surgery; I would have expected her to be better informed. Another child will not know what he is missing…

  25. gen

    Why are we arguing about whether or not dicks should be circumcised? I’ll take them either way as long as they’re attached to a guy I like.

  26. Lydya

    She’s not Jewish.

  27. When did Sandra Bullock start banging a black dude?

  28. Al baby

    That baby bears a striking resemblance to Al Sharpton.

  29. Alex Milstein

    To those naysayers attacking Sandra Bullock’s adoption as a publicity stunt, please understand a few things.

    She set the wheels in motion for an adoption four years ago. She went through the channels that every one else does. She didn’t go to Cambodia or Africa, she sought an adoption right here in America. African-American babies are the hardest to place and often go un-adopted, and she adopted one. She had been to New Orleans, seen the ravages of Katrina, and wanted to do something. And she didn’t make some big money deal to ‘buy’ a child from a white couple that didn’t want their baby. So sue her.

    She was at an age where childbirth begins to be a problem. And…she kept the whole thing secret. No blabbing to the media how she wanted to adopt a child. And when she did adopt him, she went to great efforts to keep it quiet. And when she finally was matched with a child it coincided with the firestorm of publicity over Jesse James.

    But, we live in a society that must attack everyone and everything. Must find the ‘dirt,’ must be snarky for snarky’s sake.

    Grow up.

  30. samonster

    a dick is a dick is a dick is a dick.

  31. Elena

    Good for you Sandra, you go girl!

  32. Troy

    What the hell is wrong with Sandra?

    What right did she have to adopt a boy and then mutilate his genitals? She isn’t even Jewish! Most boys in the world are not circumcised. It is a totally unnecessary practice and it violates his bodily integrity.

    It should be up to him to decide whether or not he wants it done. She has shown she is not a loving mother. I will not be watching any more of her movies.

  33. Troy

    What the hell is wrong with Sandra?

    What right did she have to adopt a boy and then mutilate his genitals? She isn’t even Jewish! Most boys in the world are not circumcised. It is a totally unnecessary practice and it violates his bodily integrity.

    It should be up to him to decide whether or not he wants it done. She has shown she is not a loving mother. I will not be watching any more of her movies.

  34. Jack Dawson

    I find this very disturbing. After 200 years of slavery and 400 years of oppression (and counting to this day), why all of a sudden are White people (Madonna, Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock et al) climbing over each other, going out of their way to collect Black babies like they’re Pokemon?

    What are they going to do, teach them the “white way of life”? If someone calls those kids the N word, what are the White parents going to do?

  35. Jon

    LMFAO AMERICA IS HILARIOUS!!!!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA Sandra Bullock 10 out of 10, I can’t stop laughing at you.

    The Jewish thing takes the cake!!!

    Hahahahahaha!

  36. Jon

    LMFAO AMERICA IS HILARIOUS!!!!

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA Sandra Bullock 10 out of 10, I can’t stop laughing at you.

    The Jewish thing takes the cake!!!

    Hahahahahaha!

  37. kanyeisgay

    That is why Jesse left her, he knew she was SCREWING AL SHARPTON !

  38. kanyeisgay

    How did she hide her baby bump at the Oscars ? Damn SPECIAL FX !

  39. kanyeisgay

    STUNT BABY, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST !

  40. s

    @16….No, sorry. After testing penis, the BEST sex comes from an uncut penis. -Dr. Vagina

    And the belief that a cut penis is more hygienic is wrong. Read some medical journals. Circumcision can reduce penis length by 10-20%.

    Have fun with your desensitized, short, squeaky clean dicks!

  41. Amanda-La

    #85 Yeah that’s so true. Black people are still being oppressed what with the PRESIDENT BEING BLACK and all. Oh God get over yourself.

  42. Sandra Bullock is officially the proud mother of a boy adopted the new baby Orleans. Deliver your chick life. A child is a beautiful thing!

  43. captain america

    O.K., I’m coming now……………

  44. KevinSmithFan

    Wow, talk about an over reaction!!

    This is like when Christina Ricci said she was fascinated by incest, and then had to become a spokesperson for ICANN to get the stink off of her.

    To me, this MASSIVE over reaction is the smoke that proves there’s a fire somewhere.

    Sandra must have some deeply dark nazi secret in her past. Maybe a sex tape, maybe something else.

  45. Darrin

    Two things:

    1). Circumcision: Pinch your arm. Did you feel it? The foreskin has considerably more nerve endings than the skin on your arm. Why in the name of God (religion or otherwise) would you choose to sever away 10% of your son’s sexual sensitivity? Do your research folks, circumcision came about not because of any religious reason; it was done to stop the child from playing with himself. Barbaric? Ask the Man who was spared = Yes, it IS barbaric, and I thank God my parents were farsighted enough to make it my decision – they let me choose for myself.

    2). Inter-racial adoption: Fine, but the whole issue is starting to smell like 2010′s equivalent of the purse-sized Chihuahua.

  46. Joanna Steinberg

    Oh Sandra we all are so jealous of your new toy that you have gotten for yourself. It looks great we all want one too. That advertising sure is effective. How do we get one for ourselves Sandra?

    Do they hand them out down at the docks, and do we need to bring our cheque book? We can’t wait to feed our new black baby some coos coos and show him bankers magazine and teach him all about the stock market.

    We also bought a DIY circumcision kit and watched the instruction video, we are prepped and ready to go!

    La heim!

  47. Joanna Steinberg

    Oh Sandra we all are so jealous of your new toy that you have gotten for yourself. It looks great we all want one too. That advertising sure is effective. How do we get one for ourselves Sandra?

    Do they hand them out down at the docks, and do we need to bring our cheque book? We can’t wait to feed our new black baby some coos coos and show him bankers magazine and teach him all about the stock market.

    We also bought a DIY circumcision kit and watched the instruction video, we are prepped and ready to go!

    La heim!

  48. Jon

    I am circumcised, (not Jewish) and it’s bullshit.

    It reduces sensitivity, reduces size a little, reduces sexual pleasure and the only redeeming factor is that it’s cleaner? How about teaching your son to clean his dick, is it that hard? Why the fuck is religion and your dicks foreskin linked to each other?

    There are different degrees of circumcision. There are tight cuts and loose cuts. I have a tight cut and it sucks. I have reasonable size but my foreskin (what’s left of it) gets incredibily tight at full erection. With half inch or an inch more foreskin I would be alot better off.

    Please if you are going to circumcise at least be reasonable and go for a loose cut. Tight cuts are like butchery. I can’t believe male doctors perform these, they should know better. Don’t trust anything a woman says anything about circumcision, she doesn’t know shit. It’s like a man trying to tell women about child birth.

  49. cheap trick

    Hollywood is run by jews so she converts a black baby (to prove she is not racist) into one. Man she is a dumb whore. Why adopt a black child when there are plenty of her own race? Anyway, she is getting old and married the mechanic because he most likely fucked her better than the effeminate actor types.
    sorrry

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