Sandra Bullock denies Nazi sex tape

April 6th, 2010 // 34 Comments

Sandra Bullock has finally broken her silence – and of course it’s about the sex tape:

“There is no sex tape,” she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “There never has been one and there never will be one.

Two immediate thoughts:

1. No denial of loving Hitler. Suspicious.

2. Jesse James is probably going to quit rehab again. There’s really no point in “curing” sex addiction if it doesn’t ultimately end with doing your wife on camera. Science is with me on this one.

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  1. Gueibor

    If a friend of mine -not me- suffered an episode of Penile Restlessness Syndrome at the sudden idea of Sandra in a Nazi dominatrix outfit, would that make him a Nazi?
    My friend would like to know.

  2. Gueibor

    Shiiiiiit, I was so FIRST and I didn’t even know!!!!

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  4. Taz

    just the head Sandra

  5. havoc

    LMAO@ #1……

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  6. Bill

    Sandra for Mrs Porn Star of the year.

  7. missywissy

    #1- Tell your friend, whoever he is, If there are pictures, yes. You are a good friend to ask for him, and to do it here, where people care for each other like that.

  8. Dr. Ruth

    #1 Gueibor, your friend – not you – would only be a Nazi if his penis got halfway hard at the idea. This is because real Nazis save their full-on erections for the Fuhrer.

  9. e

    nein nein nein!
    zer izz no sex tape!

  10. TekMoney

    The story of the sex tape was beyond unbelievable, so no surprise here.

  11. Crusty

    Fish’s initial thought was “No denial of loving Hitler”.

    Sandra can only deny her love of Hitler if she’s in fact asked about her alleged love of Hitler.

    The basics..

  12. katy

    watch it !!!!

    zhoola.com/sandra_bullock.html

  13. A tabloid said Jesse James was in a dog-fighting ring.

    I expect to see some puppies that look like Jesse James.

  14. DumDum

    @13 – don’t be silly, no dog would be stupid enough to fuck that mongrel mutt James!

  15. name withheld's African American cousin

    @14…

    Yes, I’m sure it’s a well educated dog. Top of it’s class at Yale. Moved in all the right circles, dated all the right girls…

    mah, fuck off eh? It’s a fucking dog, it doesn’t stop to ask for the Grey Poupon they fucked they finished that was it…

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  18. Mama Pinkus

    If I was Ms. Bullock I’d be worried that scum taped private moments without my knowledge

  19. Sandra is an amazing person. Jesse you scum bag! How could this guy possibly do something like this?!

  20. she wouldn’t necessarily know if she were being filmed or not. i sure wouldn’t put it past this jesse james creature to hidden cam them having sex.

  21. captain america

    but sex in the basement with CHAINS & WHIPS was there all right!!

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  24. Rev Rick White

    Have you seen the awards show video in which she speaks fluent German? Google it. She grew up in Germany and had a German parent.

    She of course has a thing for Nazis. It is too perfect of a coincidence.

  25. KevinSmithFan

    Hey, do you guys remember that lard-ass film maker Kevin Smith used to mention some Hollywood secrets he had heard, now that he was rich and famous and “in-the-know”? Like which big action star was closeted gay, or which really really famous lady-killer liked to have women defecate on him over a glass table? He never gave names of course.
    But I remember one of his stories being about a gorgeous “Miss America” type who was a screaming neo-Nazi. My buddies and I were all convinced he meant Julia Roberts at the time, for some reason.
    Looking back now, though? Is it possible Kevin Smith did everything but name Ms. Bullock?
    Does anyone have a video of that Q&A?

  26. Sandra is an amazing person. Jesse you scum bag! How could this guy possibly do something like this?!

  27. Sandra is an amazing person

  28. and “in-the-know”? Like which big action star was closeted gay, or which really really famous lady-killer liked to have women

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