Sandra Bullock denies Nazi sex tape

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2010

Sandra Bullock has finally broken her silence – and of course it’s about the sex tape:

“There is no sex tape,” she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “There never has been one and there never will be one.

Two immediate thoughts:

1. No denial of loving Hitler. Suspicious.

2. Jesse James is probably going to quit rehab again. There’s really no point in “curing” sex addiction if it doesn’t ultimately end with doing your wife on camera. Science is with me on this one.

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