Sandra Bernhard makes Sarah Palin gang-rape joke, surprisingly doesn’t go over well

October 2nd, 2008 // 147 Comments

Sandra Bernhard is still alive (?) and just got herself banned from a benefit for a women’s shelter after recently making a rape joke about Sarah Palin. Sandra said the Alaska governor would get “gang-raped by my big black brothers” if she ever came to New York, according to Us Magazine:

On her Web site, Bernhard said the gang-rape joke was part of a larger piece from her show about “racism, freedom, women’s rights, and the extreme views of Gov. Sarah Palin – a woman who doesn’t believe that other women should have the right to choose.”
Said the comedian: “I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm – I’d just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views … and then go back to Alaska.”

Perhaps a women’s shelter isn’t the best venue for Sanrda Bernhard’s “humor.” That said, as an advocate of free speech, I don’t like seeing someone censored for exercising their first amendment rights. So, don’t ban Sandra Bernhard for her words; ban her because she has the aesthetic qualities of a murder scene. Then again, that’s just me and my love of the Constitution.


  1. Nut Buster

    Her face looks like it was gang raped by a sledgehammer. That is one fugly bitch.

  2. Sport

    She would be uber-rich if she just did ugly jokes. I mean, who knows them better?

  3. Plobes

    she’s a lesbian


  4. yikes

    there’s no way that’s a chick!

  5. Lauren

    Yeah, it’s also racist. Fun times.

  6. Ricard0

    It is always those on the fringes of a group or the borderline cases who are the most outspoken and vociferous. Sandra Bernhard is clearly on the fringes of being a woman or, a borderline case, if you will. Just like Hitler was Austrian, but proclaimed his Germanic roots, so it is with this transsexual op gone wrong. Fuck off Bernhard.

  7. Observer

    Nice teeth – heard of Bright Smile?

  8. bootlips

    She can’t act. She’s ugly as sin. She’s stupid. Sounds like your typical self-righteous so-called celebrity.

  9. Gino Beteta

    She is jewwish, she can get away with anything. Even destroying american economy.

  10. Sheva

    Time for the self-anointed to pay for their vulgarity. And this chick took vulgarity to a new level of moonbat ugliness.

    Of course Obama is an extremist on abortion on babies surviving the butchery and totally behind partial birth abortion. It’s part and parcel of the state dictate on life and the marxist creed.

    This bitch is and was nothing.

    But Obama and his Fannie Mae/Freddie connections along with ACORN another of his marxist associates have brought this country to its knees with the government backed subprime mortgages.

    Check the facts for yourself. The idea that very people that caused the biggest economic crisis since the Great Depression may in fact be the ones who gain power as a result.

    They have no shame, none.

  11. ummm...yeah

    That is one UGLY bitch!!!!!

  12. UpChuck

    A liberal makes a statement. A conservative says, “I do not agree.”
    A conservative makes a statement. A liberal says, ” You fuckin idiot, you should fuckin die with aids you stupid fuckin bastard!” Sandra Berhardt, Rosie O’donnell, Michael Moore and all the other liberal loudmouth celebutards…. these are the people that pushed me into becoming a Republican.

  13. CJ

    skank. ugly skank.

  14. Hey,..what’s going on in this forum? I just came in the room and saw my roomie crashed on the floor crying and gouging at his eyes with a pencil, guys must have said some mean stuff,..let me scroll up here and see….

    Oh wow,..OK it’s a picture of John Merrick, (actually Joseph Merrick to be accurate) I mean sure he’s kind of scary but he was a beautiful person on the inside and many people got to see that so what’s all the fuss abo……uh..

    What? That’s a woman?! GAH,..gimmie that pencil!!!

  15. Unklejoe

    This bitch looks like Linda Blair on the Exorcist.

  16. Jeff

    That is Roger Federer in drag. Fact.

  17. Nut Buster

    It’s not racist…being fucking ugly is not a protected class. Race, sex, religion, yes. Having a face that looks like a pile of dog shit, not so much.

  18. toiletduck

    Someone should stuff her into a burlap sack and drown her in the nearest river – after she is raped by her black brothas by the way…shit, does anyone care what this cunt thinks??????

  19. truthhurts

    I think she looks fantastic. For being dead.

  20. @ #110: Sorry Sheeva, I watched some of your videos, but you didn’t even come close. All the people you “named” were just the usual low level scuzz.

    If you can’t get it up to name the group who controls 96% of the mainstream media, who owns most of the central banks, who virtually “dictates” what the “humanities” in academia are about, who commands massive monetary and military donations to their country for the sake of “religious” territorial conquests (yeah, I’m talking about the Vatican retaking the Papal States . . . God damn, you stupid white fucktards!!!), who dominates the porn industry (see link above), and is allowed as to have as many people with dual loyalties in high government offices as it wants, you’ve missed the point, or more likely, they’re your masters.

    You dumb demopublican operatives are all the same. You expect everyone to be convinced by slick production values and a rapid barrage of images along with exciting music. It didn’t work, sap.

    I could make links to this shit all day. I only chose to make one because I’m tired. Check it out, it’s jewish and not from one of the dreaded and untrustworthy “hate” sites, so maybe (but probably not) you dumb white shits can believe it.

    You stupid mindless braindead white sheeple are being used like butt-wipes and being replaced in your own countries. The jew likes to “hold the door open” at the borders; it’s “good for jews”, which it the sole criterion by which they judge anything. They feel “more comfortable” in multiracial countries, and if you don’t like it you stupid white goyim (cattle), then you can go fuck yourselves because you’re supposed to obey jews (you don’t know what the noahide laws are, do you, you idiots?).

    Sheeva, if you have the guts to name the jew, I might listen, otherwise fuck off.

    P.S. I’m not a Christian, I’m an atheist, but I have more awareness of the double standards promulgated against Christians by the jews’ media than most of you supposedly Christian idiotic braindead white sheeple do.

    OK, you can go back to your talmud-vision now, you stupid fucktards, I wouldn’t want you to miss a single second of Dancing With The Stars or whatever other mindless shit is on.

  21. Cut and Paste Time

    For your reading pleasure!

    ST. LOUIS (Reuters) – Equal rights for gay couples, a divisive issue in the 2004 U.S. presidential election, produced a rare moment of agreement in Thursday’s vice presidential debate between Democrat Joe Biden and Republican Sarah Palin.

    In an otherwise contentious debate, both Biden and Palin said they did not support civil marriages for same-sex couples, but both backed a range of other legal protections.

    “No one would ever propose, not in a McCain-Palin administration, to do anything to prohibit, say, visitations in a hospital or contracts being signed,” said Palin, referring to John McCain, her running mate in the November 4 election.

    Such rights already exist in Alaska, where Palin serves as governor.

    “In an Obama-Biden administration, there will be absolutely no distinction from a constitutional standpoint or a legal standpoint between a same-sex and a heterosexual couple,” said Biden, referring to his Democratic partner, Barack Obama.

    Asked if he would support gay marriage, Biden said: “No. Barack Obama nor I support redefining from a civil side what constitutes marriage.”

    Palin was likewise succinct. “My answer is the same as his and it is that I do not,” she said.

  22. I’m expected to have diner now?

  23. sarah

    What a hideous jewess.

  24. chrisj

    Another left wing, homo, liberal, no talent, Hollywood douche bag proving the Democratic Party has nothing to offer average normal people.

    By the way, who is uglier Bernhard or Streisand?

  25. Scotsman71

    BLAH BLAH BLAH !!! all of you shut the fuck up and go on about your lives as normal…it is not like any of you are going to change your minds because you read a comment on The Superficial

  26. Deechronic

    i think she needs to cut back on the meth… she starting to get that brick eater look

  27. Ew

    She has to be the ugliest woman on the planet.

  28. supersex

    if my dog had a face like that i’d shave it’s ass and make it walk backwards.

  29. Davis


    Thank you sir, your comments have changed my life, as I read them on the Superficial.

  30. Yikes!

    I think I’m in love.

  31. ooops!!

    Wow bad move have you seen sarahs response to this its even funnier that sandras face enjoy

  32. Randomness99

    She’s not being censored, genius! She has every right to say whatever she wants… which she does. Other people have every right to not want her to promote something b/c of what she has said. That part is in the constituion too. People can say whatever they want…. and people can also say whatever they want about what someone said. You need to understand that yes you say whatever the hell you want but it’s not unconstitutional to have consequences to what you say as long as they are not legal consequences.
    When you’re going to bring up constitutions rights… you can’t give them to certain people and not others. It is their constitutional right to disagree with her. Duh!

  33. NY Ted

    WTF HAPPENED…Did someone “accidentally” or “purposely” throw hydrochloric acid in her face? Or was she just born that fucking ugly? Fuck…they had to tie a pork-chop around her neck when she was a kid so the family dog would play with her!

  34. Plobes

    # 120

    you suck and make no sense
    if jews were really in control of everything they would have killed your ignorant ass

    Jews TEND to be well educated, intelligent and successful, unlike you. Thousands of years of being hunted and harangued have made us mighty resourceful.


    The Fresh Jewish American Princess

  35. murrchen

    Ugly AND nasty….at least she’ll never have to worry about being gang-raped, or any other variety of rape if the lights are on.

  36. kerry zaputz

    Ewww…….and Sandra should be gang “double-bagged”. Not a pretty woman.

  37. kerry zaputz

    Ewww…….and Sandra should be gang “double-bagged”. Not a pretty woman.

  38. kerry zaputz

    Ewww…….and Sandra should be gang “double-bagged”. Not a pretty woman.

  39. Lonnie

    128 blurted “if my dog had a face like that i’d shave it’s ass…”

    That’s because you have all those years of experience shaving dogs asses (your face). Now stop insulting dogs. After all they give you cock when you want it.

  40. dogpatch usa

    I’ve seen her picture in the paper in a story about a meth lab bust. In bum fuck Arkansas.

  41. Sarah Palin

    Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!




    After I’m elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

    (long applause)

    Vote McCain (Palin)



  42. Damn….she looks like a hot tranny mess in that photo.

  43. Nature vs. Photoshop

    Somebody should saw Sandra’s ugly face off of the front of her skull, or at least TRY to Photoshop it into something better.

    I guess her face is just nature’s way of saying, “Piss off, Photoshop. You’re no match for me.”

  44. miss_kelly

    “The Constitution is just a Goddamned piece of paper” – George W. Bush

  45. firestarter

    jesus fucking christ! thats disgusting

  46. owl

    I would rather die than have a child, with there sticky hands ungretful shitting crying and taking away your life and money while there at it,
    hail abortions as there are too many fuckers on this planet already, there are too many people fucked in the head already

    why on earth would you want to have unwanted children with parents who hate them and causing issues for everyone popping out everywhere, hail abortions i say.

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