Sandra Kubicka Doing Bikini Things and Other News

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Elisabeth Moss called her mom a “fucking badass” in her acceptance speech and they bleeped it out on TV. [Perez]

Shailene Woodley said she doesn’t watch TV at the Emmy’s last night and everyone called her a bitch? This is dumb. [Celebitchy]

Jessica Simpson gave her husband a picture of her bent over in a maid outfit or something… and put it online — happy birthday! [US Weekly]

Tyler Perry’s house looks like a mall. [EvilBeet]

Martha Stewart doesn’t know what a GOOP is and doesn’t care. [Dlisted]

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are not getting married any time soon… despite being engaged… twice… [PageSix]

Lady Gaga still feels like shit and is cancelling more tour dates. [BreatheHeavy]

Charlie Murphy got snubbed last night during the Emmy’s in memorium tribute despite his rep claiming he gave them pictures and everything. [TMZ]

David Harbour’s Hellboy has a sweet mullet. [IDLY]