Sandra Bullock Saw Naked Dudes

Here’s Sandra Bullock leaving The Abbey gay bar in LA last night where she apparently spent the evening watching naked men grind all over each other. And, honestly, who’s going to fault her for that after Jesse James’ penis launched a blitzkrieg through White Power Tattoo Country days into their marriage? She earned it. In the meantime, has anyone seen PR Baby lately? Because if he was just a prop so people won’t think she’s racist, again, who’s really going to fault her? I’m just amazed she didn’t start banging Tiger Woods for some kid’s Bar Mitzvah, but that might explain why no one hires me as their publicist. Too revolutionary for you, aren’t I, Hollywood? You’ll come crawling back.

Photos: Pacific Coast News