Samuel L. Jackson Golfing is What’s Been Missing From My Life

August 5th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Because I clearly suffer from a mental deficiency, I just spent the past 90 minutes coming up with captions for these random pics of Samuel L. Jackson at a two-day charity golf event in England. Because after you look at them, there’s no way you can sit there and not imagine him saying “motherfucker” in every single shot. It’s impossible. I could’ve just posted The Crap We Missed and called it a week, but they motherfuckin’ compel you. So on that note, absolutely no guarantee any of these are funny or don’t reek of how very white I am.

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  1. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    Do you know what they call a Royale with Cheese in America? Cos they don’t use the metric system..

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    Cock Dr
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    Not very motherfuckin’ funny.
    Blogger needs to start drinking earlier in the day.

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    Kinny
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    Favorite.

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    OK
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    Good job on the captions. I have nothing else to say. Motherfucker.

  5. jumpin_j

    Go to sleep or I’ll put this putter up yo ass!!!

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    PoorMaryKelly
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    Needless to say, unless he’s golfing Mike Tyson or someone equally as frightening, It’s in your best interest to let this motherfucker win.

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    SaintMidian
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    Awe, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    What’s in this? Wine? Wine, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this game down?

  9. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    Awe, hell no. I’ll be got dam.

  10. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    I’ll be honest, when they said “where this Fitflop”, I thought they were taklin’ about the shoes.

  11. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    No I’m not gay…if I was gay I’d likely stand like this. Do you see me stand like this normally? I bet you feel like a stupid motherf*cker now, don’t you.

  12. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    I don’t need no got damn tee! Just go ahead and pitch me the ball.

  13. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    I don’t think we have been properly introduced. I’m Samuel L. Jackson. Who the f*ck are you?

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    OK
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    Awww Sheeit. I was hopin’ for a white caddy. Motherfuckers need to see what happens when the black man is in charge, ya hear?

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    TheAdmiral
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    The spirit of Shaft has possessed that golf club, and now it’s out for revenge!

  16. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    I want you to go in that bag, and find my putter…It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

  17. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    Oh I’m sorry…did I break your concentration?

    • JesusCan'tHitACurveball

      I’m glad I looked up before I hit enter. I’m getting sick and tired of all these motherfuckers stealin’ my motherfucking lines.

  18. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    dude…I just picked this photo to use that SAME quote (I was gonna say “slice”).

    I’m gonna start my own blog…with Blackjack, and hookers!

    In fact, forget the blog and the blackjack.

  19. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    I KNOW I didn’t just hear some motherfucker say “chicken legs”!

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    Frunken
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    I wonder how long he debated whether or not to put the star there

  21. Johnny Cage

    Say what again…Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you mothafucka. Say what one more damn time!

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    TomFrank
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    “We gonna get those motherfuckin’ terrorists. Now watch this drive.”

  23. cc

    After appearing in public in this, he’d better damn well relinquish his ‘Bad Motherfucker’ wallet.

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    Jukn
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    Nipple-Alarm!!

  25. Hey mothafucka, that is not a light saber.

  26. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    Golf mutha fucka do you play it?

  27. Lance Longfellow

    “Enough is enough with these motherfucking snakes !”

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    Icehawg
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    Mother. Fucker.

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    TomFrank
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    “YOU WANT MY BLOOD, GOLF BALL? TAKE MY BLOOD!”

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    Double D
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    Divorce. Injuries. Whore-withdrawal. Tiger isn’t aging gracefully.

  31. tlmck

    Dude can act, and he can play some good golf. Have seen him do both.

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    sarcastic bombastic
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    The last one, was spot on.

  33. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!”

  34. the one

    tiger woods made him do it.

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    LuLu
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    I was actually at a charity golf tourney in Portland, OR years ago and he was playing. After every shot, we heard him say ‘solid gold!’…its was fucking hilarious!!!

  36. Samuel L Jackson Golf
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    Having a Forrest Gump moment?

  37. fcslboy

    Racist pig. Always crying he can’t get a cab in NYC. Guess what stupid, the cab drivers in NYC ain’t white,.

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    Golfing John
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    Shut yo mouth and gimme thu muthafukn iron, white muthafukr, or I kill yo white muthafukn ass and send yo back to America. What!? You a negro. Well, shoot, negro, why didn’t yo say so. Lets go kill dem white muthafukrs togetha, niga.

  39. Daniel Carver

    He doesn’t understand that’s he’s supposed to be carrying the clubs, not using them.

  40. Dr Ha-Ha

    If he & Tiger went HtH at present, I’d put my entire bankroll on ‘Solid Gold’.

  41. Never seen the ’51th State’??

  42. Never seen the ’51th State’?? Elmo McElroy that is…….

  43. Becky

    Aww, someone loves my favorite celeb smashing site so much they put it on stumbleupon.com!

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