Because I clearly suffer from a mental deficiency, I just spent the past 90 minutes coming up with captions for these random pics of Samuel L. Jackson at a two-day charity golf event in England. Because after you look at them, there’s no way you can sit there and not imagine him saying “motherfucker” in every single shot. It’s impossible. I could’ve just posted The Crap We Missed and called it a week, but they motherfuckin’ compel you. So on that note, absolutely no guarantee any of these are funny or don’t reek of how very white I am.
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Do you know what they call a Royale with Cheese in America? Cos they don’t use the metric system..
Not very motherfuckin’ funny.
Blogger needs to start drinking earlier in the day.
Favorite.
“FORE….Bitch!”
Good job on the captions. I have nothing else to say. Motherfucker.
Go to sleep or I’ll put this putter up yo ass!!!
Needless to say, unless he’s golfing Mike Tyson or someone equally as frightening, It’s in your best interest to let this motherfucker win.
Awe, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
What’s in this? Wine? Wine, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this game down?
Awe, hell no. I’ll be got dam.
I’ll be honest, when they said “where this Fitflop”, I thought they were taklin’ about the shoes.
No I’m not gay…if I was gay I’d likely stand like this. Do you see me stand like this normally? I bet you feel like a stupid motherf*cker now, don’t you.
I don’t need no got damn tee! Just go ahead and pitch me the ball.
I don’t think we have been properly introduced. I’m Samuel L. Jackson. Who the f*ck are you?
Awww Sheeit. I was hopin’ for a white caddy. Motherfuckers need to see what happens when the black man is in charge, ya hear?
The spirit of Shaft has possessed that golf club, and now it’s out for revenge!
I want you to go in that bag, and find my putter…It’s the one that says Bad Motherfucker.
there ya go
Oh I’m sorry…did I break your concentration?
I’m glad I looked up before I hit enter. I’m getting sick and tired of all these motherfuckers stealin’ my motherfucking lines.
dude…I just picked this photo to use that SAME quote (I was gonna say “slice”).
I’m gonna start my own blog…with Blackjack, and hookers!
In fact, forget the blog and the blackjack.
I KNOW I didn’t just hear some motherfucker say “chicken legs”!
I wonder how long he debated whether or not to put the star there
Say what again…Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you mothafucka. Say what one more damn time!
“We gonna get those motherfuckin’ terrorists. Now watch this drive.”
After appearing in public in this, he’d better damn well relinquish his ‘Bad Motherfucker’ wallet.
In this picture he makes Al Roker look like Malcolm X.
Nipple-Alarm!!
Hey mothafucka, that is not a light saber.
Golf mutha fucka do you play it?
“Enough is enough with these motherfucking snakes !”
Mother. Fucker.
“YOU WANT MY BLOOD, GOLF BALL? TAKE MY BLOOD!”
Divorce. Injuries. Whore-withdrawal. Tiger isn’t aging gracefully.
Dude can act, and he can play some good golf. Have seen him do both.
The last one, was spot on.
“English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!”
tiger woods made him do it.
More like Tiger in 5 years.
I was actually at a charity golf tourney in Portland, OR years ago and he was playing. After every shot, we heard him say ‘solid gold!’…its was fucking hilarious!!!
Having a Forrest Gump moment?
Racist pig. Always crying he can’t get a cab in NYC. Guess what stupid, the cab drivers in NYC ain’t white,.
So only white people can be racist? What planet are you from!
Wasn’t that Danny Glover who did that?
Of course you all look the same. Kinky hair, big lips, brown hair, black skin, brown eyes. At least Morgan Freeman has freckles thanks to a little white blood in him.
That was Danny Glover, not SLJ. Damn dude, we don’t all literally look the same.
And yeah that’s a real problem in NYC. You should stick to commenting on things you actually know about.
Maybe black people should start tipping better and robbing less?
this right here
Shut yo mouth and gimme thu muthafukn iron, white muthafukr, or I kill yo white muthafukn ass and send yo back to America. What!? You a negro. Well, shoot, negro, why didn’t yo say so. Lets go kill dem white muthafukrs togetha, niga.
He doesn’t understand that’s he’s supposed to be carrying the clubs, not using them.
If he & Tiger went HtH at present, I’d put my entire bankroll on ‘Solid Gold’.
Never seen the ’51th State’??
Never seen the ’51th State’?? Elmo McElroy that is…….
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