Because I clearly suffer from a mental deficiency, I just spent the past 90 minutes coming up with captions for these random pics of Samuel L. Jackson at a two-day charity golf event in England. Because after you look at them, there’s no way you can sit there and not imagine him saying “motherfucker” in every single shot. It’s impossible. I could’ve just posted The Crap We Missed and called it a week, but they motherfuckin’ compel you. So on that note, absolutely no guarantee any of these are funny or don’t reek of how very white I am.