Samantha Ronson spit on Lindsay Lohan. Or not.

April 21st, 2010 // 29 Comments

Lindsay Lohan claims she was spat on last night by Samantha Ronson and apparently not in the good lesbian way. Via Twitter:

Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ‘s ex

Samantha Ronson, of course, denies the whole thing and I’m inclined to believe her since her family isn’t a heaping pile of compulsive lying:

Guess what didn’t happen tonight……

I really wish these two would just cut the bullshit and get back together. But only because their relationship was basically the perfect storm for a murder/suicide. You could practically see the tension about to snap and someone getting dildo’d in the temple. So God willing Lindsay and Sam are reading this now and realizing they were meant to be, ya crazy lovebirds. (Let me know if you need a knife.)

Photos: WENN

  1. This girl is out of her fucking mind. Not enough money, not enough blow and still a hoe. Kill yourself already.

  2. cutesy


  3. Pablo

    FIRST! Lindsay sucks!

  4. Sorry “Cutest” actually you’re not you e-tard. get a fucking life.

  5. cutesy

    omg you’re so hot right now!
    I love it when you say things like that e-tard.
    Go on! I want more!

  6. J

    Either someone’s hacked into her twitter account while she’s passed out with a needle in her arm or… she’s twittering while she’s semi conscious with a needle in her arm… pah-tay-toe… pah-taa-toe

  7. cutesy

    putain! tu devrais faire autre chose que de regarder des photos de lindsay out of her fucking mind lohan. Mais non, tu es trop ocuppé à te branler dessus comme le gros porc que tu es!

  8. karen_c

    uh… the past tense of spit is spat

  9. There will be 'a nightmare on Rough street'

    Numero 7

    Ou est votre photo petite cochone!

  10. havoc

    Substitute the spit for a bullet and we’d have a story…..


  11. joho777

    Actually, this has the potential to be a good thing.

    If Lindsay would realize that the spittle could be used as available liquid, she could wash a tiny bit of the sweat and random sperm off her disgusting skin.

    But I guess there isn’t anything that can be done for Lindsay’s filthy hair.

    Washing just isn’t Lindsay’s thing.

  12. xylus

    Things are looking up for Lindsay. I hear she’s been offered the lead in a snuff film…

  13. Captain Apathy

    She should be accustomed to being covered in bodily fluids by now. She’s an infamous swallower … Don’t spill a drop, you fucking diseased ginger whore! I hope your fucking uterus rots, you smelly cunt!!!

  14. Beeotch

    In the first pic, need to know why her thighs are orange and her calves, well look like a mans! Is that what happens after you lick Ronson’s peep?

  15. elvis2

    first first first first first first

  16. She looks a little bit embarrassed in pic 4 indeed.

  17. Sam

    Her tan rubbed off on her knees…. hmm

  18. cc

    I’d spit on her too. And not in a good way.

  19. gen


    Est-ce que putain veut dire “fucker”? Je ne peux pas demander en classe…

  20. Lindsay Lohan has claimed that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson ‘spat in her face’ during a party at last weekends Coachella festival.

  21. lindsaylhoan does this to samro because she hates being int eh open eye, sam never tweets a thing most lilo.

  22. Hard to say, everybody says something about her. I kind of liked her before, now she is trying too hard I guess.

  23. M. Wright

    Is it my imagination or does she have several hospital bracelets wrapped around her wrist?

  24. captain america

    just SHIT on lilo’s face with her mouth upwards!!

  25. There will be 'a nightmare on Rough street'

    I wanna dirty hump to T-pain’s “blame it on the goose” with Lelo”

  26. Gando

    That’s quite a busy rehab!? What are they doing there? The ‘walking in circles’ therapy?

  27. Darth

    She got a penalty,two rounds more.

  28. Rhialto

    I’m surpised that dr.Phil didn’t jump in yet.

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