Samantha Ronson spit on Lindsay Lohan. Or not.

Lindsay Lohan claims she was spat on last night by Samantha Ronson and apparently not in the good lesbian way. Via Twitter:

Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ‘s ex

Samantha Ronson, of course, denies the whole thing and I’m inclined to believe her since her family isn’t a heaping pile of compulsive lying:

Guess what didn’t happen tonight……

I really wish these two would just cut the bullshit and get back together. But only because their relationship was basically the perfect storm for a murder/suicide. You could practically see the tension about to snap and someone getting dildo’d in the temple. So God willing Lindsay and Sam are reading this now and realizing they were meant to be, ya crazy lovebirds. (Let me know if you need a knife.)

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