Lindsay Lohan claims she was spat on last night by Samantha Ronson and apparently not in the good lesbian way. Via Twitter:
Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ‘s ex
Samantha Ronson, of course, denies the whole thing and I’m inclined to believe her since her family isn’t a heaping pile of compulsive lying:
Guess what didn’t happen tonight……
I really wish these two would just cut the bullshit and get back together. But only because their relationship was basically the perfect storm for a murder/suicide. You could practically see the tension about to snap and someone getting dildo’d in the temple. So God willing Lindsay and Sam are reading this now and realizing they were meant to be, ya crazy lovebirds. (Let me know if you need a knife.)
This girl is out of her fucking mind. Not enough money, not enough blow and still a hoe. Kill yourself already.
frist!
FIRST! Lindsay sucks!
Sorry “Cutest” actually you’re not you e-tard. get a fucking life.
omg you’re so hot right now!
I love it when you say things like that e-tard.
Go on! I want more!
Either someone’s hacked into her twitter account while she’s passed out with a needle in her arm or… she’s twittering while she’s semi conscious with a needle in her arm… pah-tay-toe… pah-taa-toe
putain! tu devrais faire autre chose que de regarder des photos de lindsay out of her fucking mind lohan. Mais non, tu es trop ocuppé à te branler dessus comme le gros porc que tu es!
Bravo!
uh… the past tense of spit is spat
Numero 7
Ou est votre photo petite cochone!
Substitute the spit for a bullet and we’d have a story…..
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Actually, this has the potential to be a good thing.
If Lindsay would realize that the spittle could be used as available liquid, she could wash a tiny bit of the sweat and random sperm off her disgusting skin.
But I guess there isn’t anything that can be done for Lindsay’s filthy hair.
Washing just isn’t Lindsay’s thing.
Things are looking up for Lindsay. I hear she’s been offered the lead in a snuff film…
She should be accustomed to being covered in bodily fluids by now. She’s an infamous swallower … Don’t spill a drop, you fucking diseased ginger whore! I hope your fucking uterus rots, you smelly cunt!!!
In the first pic, need to know why her thighs are orange and her calves, well look like a mans! Is that what happens after you lick Ronson’s peep?
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She looks a little bit embarrassed in pic 4 indeed.
Her tan rubbed off on her knees…. hmm
I’d spit on her too. And not in a good way.
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Est-ce que putain veut dire “fucker”? Je ne peux pas demander en classe…
Lindsay Lohan has claimed that ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson ‘spat in her face’ during a party at last weekends Coachella festival.
lindsaylhoan does this to samro because she hates being int eh open eye, sam never tweets a thing most lilo.
Hard to say, everybody says something about her. I kind of liked her before, now she is trying too hard I guess.
Is it my imagination or does she have several hospital bracelets wrapped around her wrist?
just SHIT on lilo’s face with her mouth upwards!!
I wanna dirty hump to T-pain’s “blame it on the goose” with Lelo”
That’s quite a busy rehab!? What are they doing there? The ‘walking in circles’ therapy?
She got a penalty,two rounds more.
I’m surpised that dr.Phil didn’t jump in yet.