Samantha Ronson on Lindsay Lohan (Not literally! Jesus, nobody wants that.)

August 12th, 2008 // 45 Comments

Samantha Ronson is talks about her “relationship” with Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the new Harper’s Bazaar. Because you know who loves lesbians? Housewives. That’s science:

When asked about Lohan, Samantha is polite but firm. “I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”
By press time, reports had trickled out on the Web that Samantha had changed her personal status on Facebook to “in a relationship,” while photos of her and Lohan holding hands had circulated. She is accustomed to the speculation. “Even the airport-security guy in Canada asked me, ‘So, is it true?’” laughs Samantha. “It’s like, ‘Oh, yeah, I’m telling you.’”

So, reading between the lines, I’ve finally concluded this whole lesbian engagement thing is an orchestrated effort to revive Lindsay’s career. But who is she really having sex with, and where are they hiding the bodies? (You can’t talk if you’re dead.) I mean, sure, Lindsay could be sleeping with just one guy who’s on the payroll, but that would constitute monogamy which is a fancy word for “crazy talk.”

Photo: Flynet
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  1. Que

    Que horrible!

  2. melissa

    Damn, almost

  3. The thought of anyone sleeping with this ugly 12 yr old boy is disgusting!

  4. ---------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT--------------------------

    HOW DRIED WILL LINDSAY GET? SHE”S GOING TO TURN INTO A PILE OF ASH OR DUST AND JUST BLOW AWAY!!!

  5. AshleyM

    my bf’s bi so i understand how difficult it can be to come out

  6. JimmyBachaFungool

    I’d like to see Lindsey’s lips wrapped around my mini-me.

  7. DirtySanchiz

    Lesbians make me happy. Unfortunately, Samantha Rosen facedown in a huge pile of firecrotch, makes my weiner go bye-bye.

  8. veggi

    Imagine how bad Lindsay’s fingers smell.

  9. #5 – guys aren’t bi. you either suck dick or you don’t.

  10. mike

    I’d love to lick Ronson’s anus.

    That’s it in the hat, right?

  11. rough daddy

    i think pete doherty erm,,,,i mean sam ranson is going to get her heart broken one of these days….is lindsay telling me that shes going to be a scissor sister for her whole life,,,or is she going to pull an anne heche on the relationship…

  12. Plastic Sturgeon

    A “has been” at 22, and a “never was” at 30.

    Next!

  13. #8

    I was thinking the same thing, and I’m currently working on a weight-loss program based on that smell.

  14. punk

    Those pink lips on Lohan look very useful

  15. As an amateur photographer, I can’t quite explain the awful brilliance of this picture. The clash of colors, the horrible juxtaposition and lack of symmetry- and that’s just Lindsay’s face!

    Let’s make a worldwide pact to never mention her name again.

  16. Ted from LA

    #15,
    Are you any relation to Randal?

  17. wtafuc

    #5 Your bf ain’t bi, he’s a faggot and you have aids

  18. Joe

    Yikes the Ronson girl is really ugly, why does she dress like a greazy boy?
    Why are Lez’s attracted to such ugly things ?
    You know this Ronson dyke is just with Lohan to get big $$ DJ gigs and expensive toys.

    Lindsay is not gay nor bi–just confused because here ex hippy druggie rehab shrink told her she was..

    -Joe

  19. Jamie's Uterus

    Why is Lindsay’s age always an excuse for something? “She’s only 22″…big fucking deal? Her disgusting mother says the same thing, she’s only 21, 22, shut the fuck up you dumb ass bitches.

    Many early 20s have graduated college and have real jobs, and can be responsible, unlike that fucked up firecrotch skank Lindsay.

  20. -# 9…spoken like a true faggot. Im happy to see you are now 100% confident being gay.

    clap clap clap

  21. Roop

    Such ignorance…in order for their to be a lesbian relationship you have to have two females! Leave Lindsay and her boy toy alone!!! (cry) Leave them alone!!!!!

  22. Benn

    Horrible~~~~That scrays me! But it’s a big surprise, Lindsay Lohan’s personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site Richromances.com where she is looking for love~~~~~

  23. Steve

    TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HAT!!!

  24. It came as a total surprise to me. Lindsay needs a Christian counselor.

  25. RaraAvis

    WTF happened to LL’s lips? OMG, did SamRo hit her in the mouth? Damm these abusive dykes. Does someone need an intervention?

  26. 0bservant

    They both look like they’ve been rode hard and put away wet

  27. Hfire3

    The dude on the left looks like he had a lobotomy. Someone photo shop some drool or vag secretions into the corner of his mouth for added realism.

  28. disgustingskankhater

    PEOPLE FORGET SHE’S 22 YEARS OLD BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S 35. YOU ARE NOT AGING WELL, HONEY.

    ALSO? NO MORE CLOSEUPS OF EITHER ONE OF THESE DISGUSTING SKANKS, POR FAVOR.

  29. camel toe

    That’s one honeymoon sex tape that should stay private.

  30. Is it strange I’m losing my appetite now?

  31. stroker

    I’m all in favor of lesbians. In fact I pretty much catch wood at the thought. But this, man. This is just wrong. LL should be muff diving Fergie or something, not this.

  32. Turd Feguson

    What the hell is that creature on the left?
    Is there any reason I should care about either of these ass-clowns anyway?

  33. #5 – You know how I know your boyfriend’s gay? When he was sucking my dick he said it tasted like shit.

  34. Melissa

    what happened to Lindsey.? Now she a lez and she has let herself go? WTF?

  35. Melissa

    what happened to Lindsey.? Now she a lez and she has let herself go? WTF?

    TEAM LIPSTICK!

  36. I <3 celebs

    So sad, Lindsay used to be hot… too bad she’s turned into this.

  37. EuroNeckPain

    That thing with an ugly hat is sooo horrible ! Aaaaakkkk ! It looks like the husband of Amy Winehouse ! They are replicants invading the world !

  38. Narcissist

    Can’t mutant duck lips revive her career? Why doesn’t she do some disposable comedies ala Cameron Diaz?

  39. PostmortemG

    “A “has been” at 22, and a “never was” at 30. Next!”

    Fuuuuuuuuuunny! =D

  40. Billichi

    My bet is that Samantha Ronson is Lindsay’s sis that noone knows about yet…

  41. Sam

    So… a random airport security guy in Toronto recognized the ugly?? I’m thinking the ugly is lying. Stupid publicity whore.

  42. herbiefrog

    some of those new “mutant” eyes might help you see into the other frequencies ?

    sssh what ?

    oh its the improv speech thing : )

    well done guy

  43. David

    Hey….Samantha Ronson looks like Mr. Burns from the Simpson’s Family… what you think?

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