Seen here literally posing for the paparazzi after police showed up to break up a fight between Samantha Ronson and her at the Chateau Marmont yesterday, Lindsay Lohan is officially out on her ass. TMZ caught a locksmith changing the locks at Sam’s home later that day. Things reportedly went south for the two (Lesbian humor. Ha!) when Sam barred Lindsay from a private party on Friday night, according to OK! Magazine:
Sources tell OK! the doormen were apparently under strict instructions from the Ronson family to look out for Lindsay and not to let her in under any circumstances.
Before Lindsay’s arrival at the event, an insider told OK! that the Ronsons had gone out of their way to insure she wouldn’t be able to get inside. “Unless Lindsay rams a truck through the red carpet or skydives in, she won’t be here,” revealed the source.
But just as expected, Linds still showed up, only to be “restrained from coming in by five security guards,” according to an onlooker.
“Lindsay knew she was unwanted, but came anyway, to no avail,” said another source.
Did it really take five security guards to restrain Lindsay Lohan? I’m pretty sure just one of them had to whip a can of Red Bull down the street, and that’d send her running. Or offer to make her sandwich. Either one.
Obi Wan | April 5, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I’m sick of hearing of these two
Will It Ever End? | April 5, 2009 at 12:38 pm
This just keeps getting pathetic-er and pathetic-er.
Me | April 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Don’t worry Lindsay, I’d still fuck you, you freckled, redhaired, bag of bones. Regardless of what you think about her, it must still be pretty good to fuck her. I bet that ass and pussy and still pretty good. Plus those big soft tits against your chest, man! I bet that makes you feel like a man!
Inky | April 5, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Lindsey is gonna go on a cock and coke rampage before the week is out.
Binkster | April 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I would eat the ass out of LL…. Fuck, she is gorgeous. Love the freckled firebox!
Matthias | April 5, 2009 at 12:51 pm
It’s sad that there are too few news and pictures of Jessica Alba. What happened to her? Did she die?
Mr. Obvious | April 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Porn, porn, porn. Lindsay is already on the road to porn. She did “borrow” a Maserati from a porn producer. Next week, she’ll be offered to stay at his place free of rent.
Next month, she’ll be releasing three titles:
1) Lindsay: Fully Loaded
2) Mean Girls-on-Girls
3) I Know Who F*cked Me
Vintage ROUGH | April 5, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Thats right lilo, only guys will put up with triffles like these,,,come home to the hard and stiff, your “fans will like it that way….its obvious Ranson doesnt want to pay for play…
Sushi | April 5, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Im jobless and I got a DUI last month and SHE is a bigger looser than ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard McBeef | April 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
My dead pool picks are looking a lot better than my NCAA bracket.
Linsay Lover | April 5, 2009 at 1:25 pm
she can stay at my house anytime
Hellman | April 5, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Samantha who?
Sir Walter La Joya | April 5, 2009 at 1:30 pm
well, I lost that bet
mikeock | April 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Just to recap: precocious child actor turns into media whore, shacks up with a bowler-wearing lesbian, then breaks up with the bowler-wearing lesbian, then poses for photographs because somehow, someplace, somebody cares a shit.
smarg | April 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Sad. We’ve seen this movie: Tatum O’Neal.
RichPort's Ghost | April 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
This carpet-munching chain-smoking dick-sucking whore looks like she’s 45 years old.
Other than that….. solid work, Lohan!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venom | April 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
She is hot as sh!t.
She will get any man in 10 seconds flat.
Sam, well, she is ugly as sin, so whatever.
Lilly de White | April 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Lindsey, if you don’t mind living in a basement then you can stay with me!
g_girl | April 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm
She really hit rock bottom. There is nothing below her. Wonder if she ever pulls her shit together.
jj | April 5, 2009 at 2:12 pm
God that is one ugly dude.
Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | April 5, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Aww, so this is the last story we will hear about this dyke. They probably weren’t even gay. It was just because they both had miserable careers so the whole dyke image sounded like a good PR move. Kinda like how Madonna started the “it’s cool to pretend you’re a nigger” craze.
lo | April 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm
have you not seen her lately,? she wont go for the sandwich. crack is more like it.
Rhialto | April 5, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Is she imprisoned or something?
Darth | April 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Is she single again? Does she like handsome,tall and dark guys?
Courtyardpigeon | April 5, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Who are these two people and why do you keep writing about them?
fitzwilly | April 5, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Lindsay Lohan: 0
Universe: 1
Hilary Duff | April 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I wrote a song a few years ago. Now it applies to Lindsay Lohan. She’s ‘So Yesterday’
Randal | April 5, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Lindsay has certainly grown during her relationship with Samantha and she’ll learn a lot from the relationship that has rocked the entertainment industry. She’s always worn her heart on her sleeve and we’ll see her back soon enough with someone else who has capture her heart.
Stay strong Lindsay and know that all of your fans at the FISH support you!
Randal
amoi_b | April 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm
#2 stole my word… poor pathetic has-been.
dot | April 5, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Ha! Any dyke worth her salt would be able to change the locks herself and not waste money on a locksmith. They’re both losers, but I predict they’ll be together again pretty soon. Misery loves company.
dominic | April 5, 2009 at 9:07 pm
that’s weird because she posted this on sams facebook this morning
“miss you baby-lemme know hen u land!! xoxoxox”
v tard | April 5, 2009 at 11:09 pm
You know why they used 5 security guards?
You create a wall of roid-pumpers across your hallway, they can just passively stand there, let Lohan push all she wants. Hands behind their backs, they never actively touch her.
If it was just one or two guards, she could squeeze past which means the guards would have to actively grab her in order to keep her out…which could get legally iffy if she tries to claim assault or something.
It’s pragmatic legal CYA, not overkill.
v tard | April 5, 2009 at 11:09 pm
You know why they used 5 security guards?
You create a wall of roid-pumpers across your hallway, they can just passively stand there, let Lohan push all she wants. Hands behind their backs, they never actively touch her.
If it was just one or two guards, she could squeeze past which means the guards would have to actively grab her in order to keep her out…which could get legally iffy if she tries to claim assault or something.
It’s pragmatic legal CYA, not overkill.
gerard Vandenberg | April 6, 2009 at 1:13 am
WHO IS DUMB ENOUGH TO GIVE HER “HOSTEL”, folks?
I’m sure this will be continued………
Michael Lohan | April 6, 2009 at 4:22 am
I have always felt that Samantha Ronson was a bad influence on my daughter Lindsay,and that Lindsay’s money – uh, I mean her SUPPORT- yeah, that’s what I mean, her SUPPORT, should always have gone to those male parents who always stood behind her 100% unconditionally.
Ri | April 6, 2009 at 5:06 am
Good on you Sam, it’s long over due!
Randal's Rectum | April 6, 2009 at 5:30 am
Yo Randy, got anything sugar coated to say about Charles Manson? He’s famous too y’know!
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 8:57 am
I wonder if she escaped by slipping down the shower drain?
farty mcshitface | April 6, 2009 at 9:32 am
ha this is awesome! the lousy bitch has all sorts of shit going against her now. and for the clueless dweebs that want to bang her or see her do porn- hey i got a better idea, why not i just take a dump in a ziplock bag and send it to you via fed ex overnight and you can eat some of it and fap your 2incher at the same time! it would smell nicer and taste better for sure!! my prices are reasonable. 500.00 bucks for a bag of poo
its a good deal i swear!
havoc | April 6, 2009 at 9:35 am
I have a feeling we will be seeing the famed firecrotch pretty soon. In a last, desperate attempt to remain relevant, she’ll show some skin before O.D.ing.
ala Dana Plato….
.
RichPort's Ghost | April 6, 2009 at 10:04 am
#40 – Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis?
BIB ENGLISH | April 6, 2009 at 10:52 am
Why does this woman even rate? She turns ino a lesbian and everyone is giving her so much WANTED attention.
I would rather stick pins in my eyes than worry about her future or present life.
As far as I am concerned she has one foot on a banana skin and one in the grave. Hope she gets her self together
Tom K | April 6, 2009 at 11:10 am
Damn she can’t hold on to her career, her sanity, her money, and her ugly lesbian girlfriend this girl = Major FAIL!
Marcus | April 6, 2009 at 11:41 am
So as a heterosexual, action doesn’t happen “down south” for you?
PunkA | April 6, 2009 at 11:47 am
This is all part of her plan. Here is her checklist:
1) Break up with Sam. Make it look good. Gets plenty of cash from paps for photos.
2) do some Lilo and guy porn for friends who loaned me car. Get it distributed. Make loads of cash.
3) after fake porn tape is released (See KK), pretend to be mad. Fake a lawsuit in attempt to save reputation.
4) settle out of court. Win huge cash award. That way, it looks like a settlement figure, not payment for doing porn.
5) try to get career back.
6) still have no career. binge on coke and alcohol. Go back to Sam.
7) Repeat.
mafme | April 6, 2009 at 11:50 am
Way to go Sam, if this isn’t some kind of publicity stunt (re: 45).
If she survives the next few months, she’ll be okay.
Giggles | April 7, 2009 at 12:43 am
Where do I contribute my last paycheck to make her go away?