Samantha Ronson kicks Lindsay out, changes the locks

April 5th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Seen here literally posing for the paparazzi after police showed up to break up a fight between Samantha Ronson and her at the Chateau Marmont yesterday, Lindsay Lohan is officially out on her ass. TMZ caught a locksmith changing the locks at Sam’s home later that day. Things reportedly went south for the two (Lesbian humor. Ha!) when Sam barred Lindsay from a private party on Friday night, according to OK! Magazine:

Sources tell OK! the doormen were apparently under strict instructions from the Ronson family to look out for Lindsay and not to let her in under any circumstances.
Before Lindsay’s arrival at the event, an insider told OK! that the Ronsons had gone out of their way to insure she wouldn’t be able to get inside. “Unless Lindsay rams a truck through the red carpet or skydives in, she won’t be here,” revealed the source.
But just as expected, Linds still showed up, only to be “restrained from coming in by five security guards,” according to an onlooker.
“Lindsay knew she was unwanted, but came anyway, to no avail,” said another source.

Did it really take five security guards to restrain Lindsay Lohan? I’m pretty sure just one of them had to whip a can of Red Bull down the street, and that’d send her running. Or offer to make her sandwich. Either one.

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  1. Obi Wan

    I’m sick of hearing of these two

  2. Will It Ever End?

    This just keeps getting pathetic-er and pathetic-er.

  3. Me

    Don’t worry Lindsay, I’d still fuck you, you freckled, redhaired, bag of bones. Regardless of what you think about her, it must still be pretty good to fuck her. I bet that ass and pussy and still pretty good. Plus those big soft tits against your chest, man! I bet that makes you feel like a man!

  4. Inky

    Lindsey is gonna go on a cock and coke rampage before the week is out.

  5. Binkster

    I would eat the ass out of LL…. Fuck, she is gorgeous. Love the freckled firebox!

  6. It’s sad that there are too few news and pictures of Jessica Alba. What happened to her? Did she die?

  7. Mr. Obvious

    Porn, porn, porn. Lindsay is already on the road to porn. She did “borrow” a Maserati from a porn producer. Next week, she’ll be offered to stay at his place free of rent.

    Next month, she’ll be releasing three titles:
    1) Lindsay: Fully Loaded
    2) Mean Girls-on-Girls
    3) I Know Who F*cked Me

  8. Thats right lilo, only guys will put up with triffles like these,,,come home to the hard and stiff, your “fans will like it that way….its obvious Ranson doesnt want to pay for play…

  9. Sushi

    Im jobless and I got a DUI last month and SHE is a bigger looser than ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Richard McBeef

    My dead pool picks are looking a lot better than my NCAA bracket.

  11. she can stay at my house anytime

  12. Hellman

    Samantha who?

  13. Sir Walter La Joya

    well, I lost that bet

  14. mikeock

    Just to recap: precocious child actor turns into media whore, shacks up with a bowler-wearing lesbian, then breaks up with the bowler-wearing lesbian, then poses for photographs because somehow, someplace, somebody cares a shit.

  15. smarg

    Sad. We’ve seen this movie: Tatum O’Neal.

  16. RichPort's Ghost

    This carpet-munching chain-smoking dick-sucking whore looks like she’s 45 years old.

    Other than that….. solid work, Lohan!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Venom

    She is hot as sh!t.
    She will get any man in 10 seconds flat.
    Sam, well, she is ugly as sin, so whatever.

  18. Lilly de White

    Lindsey, if you don’t mind living in a basement then you can stay with me!

  19. g_girl

    She really hit rock bottom. There is nothing below her. Wonder if she ever pulls her shit together.

  20. jj

    God that is one ugly dude.

  21. Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger

    Aww, so this is the last story we will hear about this dyke. They probably weren’t even gay. It was just because they both had miserable careers so the whole dyke image sounded like a good PR move. Kinda like how Madonna started the “it’s cool to pretend you’re a nigger” craze.

  22. lo

    have you not seen her lately,? she wont go for the sandwich. crack is more like it.

  23. Rhialto

    Is she imprisoned or something?

  24. Darth

    Is she single again? Does she like handsome,tall and dark guys?

  25. Courtyardpigeon

    Who are these two people and why do you keep writing about them?

  26. fitzwilly

    Lindsay Lohan: 0

    Universe: 1

  27. Hilary Duff

    I wrote a song a few years ago. Now it applies to Lindsay Lohan. She’s ‘So Yesterday’

  28. Randal

    Lindsay has certainly grown during her relationship with Samantha and she’ll learn a lot from the relationship that has rocked the entertainment industry. She’s always worn her heart on her sleeve and we’ll see her back soon enough with someone else who has capture her heart.

    Stay strong Lindsay and know that all of your fans at the FISH support you!

    Randal

  29. amoi_b

    #2 stole my word… poor pathetic has-been.

  30. dot

    Ha! Any dyke worth her salt would be able to change the locks herself and not waste money on a locksmith. They’re both losers, but I predict they’ll be together again pretty soon. Misery loves company.

  31. dominic

    that’s weird because she posted this on sams facebook this morning

    “miss you baby-lemme know hen u land!! xoxoxox”

  32. v tard

    You know why they used 5 security guards?

    You create a wall of roid-pumpers across your hallway, they can just passively stand there, let Lohan push all she wants. Hands behind their backs, they never actively touch her.

    If it was just one or two guards, she could squeeze past which means the guards would have to actively grab her in order to keep her out…which could get legally iffy if she tries to claim assault or something.

    It’s pragmatic legal CYA, not overkill.

  33. v tard

    You know why they used 5 security guards?

    You create a wall of roid-pumpers across your hallway, they can just passively stand there, let Lohan push all she wants. Hands behind their backs, they never actively touch her.

    If it was just one or two guards, she could squeeze past which means the guards would have to actively grab her in order to keep her out…which could get legally iffy if she tries to claim assault or something.

    It’s pragmatic legal CYA, not overkill.

  34. WHO IS DUMB ENOUGH TO GIVE HER “HOSTEL”, folks?
    I’m sure this will be continued………

  35. Michael Lohan

    I have always felt that Samantha Ronson was a bad influence on my daughter Lindsay,and that Lindsay’s money – uh, I mean her SUPPORT- yeah, that’s what I mean, her SUPPORT, should always have gone to those male parents who always stood behind her 100% unconditionally.

  36. Ri

    Good on you Sam, it’s long over due!

  37. Randal's Rectum

    Yo Randy, got anything sugar coated to say about Charles Manson? He’s famous too y’know!

  38. I wonder if she escaped by slipping down the shower drain?

  39. farty mcshitface

    ha this is awesome! the lousy bitch has all sorts of shit going against her now. and for the clueless dweebs that want to bang her or see her do porn- hey i got a better idea, why not i just take a dump in a ziplock bag and send it to you via fed ex overnight and you can eat some of it and fap your 2incher at the same time! it would smell nicer and taste better for sure!! my prices are reasonable. 500.00 bucks for a bag of poo
    its a good deal i swear!

  40. havoc

    I have a feeling we will be seeing the famed firecrotch pretty soon. In a last, desperate attempt to remain relevant, she’ll show some skin before O.D.ing.

    ala Dana Plato….

    .

  41. #40 – Whatchu talkin’ ’bout Willis?

  42. BIB ENGLISH

    Why does this woman even rate? She turns ino a lesbian and everyone is giving her so much WANTED attention.
    I would rather stick pins in my eyes than worry about her future or present life.
    As far as I am concerned she has one foot on a banana skin and one in the grave. Hope she gets her self together

  43. Tom K

    Damn she can’t hold on to her career, her sanity, her money, and her ugly lesbian girlfriend this girl = Major FAIL!

  44. Marcus

    So as a heterosexual, action doesn’t happen “down south” for you?

  45. PunkA

    This is all part of her plan. Here is her checklist:

    1) Break up with Sam. Make it look good. Gets plenty of cash from paps for photos.
    2) do some Lilo and guy porn for friends who loaned me car. Get it distributed. Make loads of cash.
    3) after fake porn tape is released (See KK), pretend to be mad. Fake a lawsuit in attempt to save reputation.
    4) settle out of court. Win huge cash award. That way, it looks like a settlement figure, not payment for doing porn.
    5) try to get career back.
    6) still have no career. binge on coke and alcohol. Go back to Sam.
    7) Repeat.

  46. mafme

    Way to go Sam, if this isn’t some kind of publicity stunt (re: 45).

    If she survives the next few months, she’ll be okay.

  47. Where do I contribute my last paycheck to make her go away?

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