Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn’t work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn’t get enough of Sam’s “svelte” figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Winehouse – another 12-lines-a-day diet success story:
When asked about the secrets to her slim physique, Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: “No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!”
Not that she doesn’t indulge in the occasional cardio activity: “Sprinting through airports to catch flights,” Ronson added about her workout “regiment.”
The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. “I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!” she said.
She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?
The folks at “People” are fucked up.
This must be commissioned publicity or something. Did they notice her muscle atrophy and miserable hunched over posture as well?
It’s crazy…get some of those “hottest beach body” editions of the tabloids…one will have the exact same pics on their “hot” list as another tabloid has on their “not” list. I saw one with Locklear as “hot” – and she’s wearing one of those belted girdle one-piece contraptions. May have had Jocelyn Wildenstein face in the pic, too.
@26 – Just lay around in a narcotics haze and don’t eat any actual food. You’ll have Ronsons awesome concentration camp physique in no time! I too thought to point out the absence of a washboard stomach. Actual washboard abs on a woman probably aren’t very healthy, anyway.
@27 – She does look like she’s genuinely enjoying the moment. Don’t try to convince me her physique is anything to brag about, though.
@49 *snicker*
She’s skinny sure — but she has no muscle and no tone. It’s obvious she doesn’t do any exercise at all.
I don’t get it….Isn’t being a Les means you like women? Then why the hell would you choose someone who looks like a man?
My wiener! My wiener! It’s gone! It’s totally gone! A firehose doesn’t just shrivel up and die does it? (uncontrollable tears of scaredy-frighten-confusion-like-a-four-year-old, only less mature) Gimme back my penis! Wah-ha-ha-ha! sniff! I’ll be a good boy, I’ll never touch myself inappropriately again, without giving myself permission, especially at Sam’s Club on a Saturday afternoon. sniff!sniff!snort! Oh look, hey, there, there it is, hiding like a frightened python with my balls under the couch – come to Daddy, it’s okay, I turned off the bad ol’ internet, we’ll never watch it again, good boys, good boys, aren’t you all my good boys, there, there Daddy forgives you, lets never fight again.
Look at her left hand. It looks like it belongs on an alien. Or a gecko. I wouldn’t be shocked if they had suction cups.
Could someone show me how to use the VCR?
Someone needs to shove a ham sandwich down her throat…
She looks ok now, but yeah, check back here in a few years. She’s at the age where things are going to go to shit very quickly unless she hires a PT and starts getting surgery.
Shes got the body of a junkie.
Sam, please quit smoking. Get on the patch or do something.
Emphysema, inflammatory lung disease and lung cancer are horrible. Also, smoking prematurely ages your skin, causes tooth decay and is linked to increased risk for other types of cancers besides lung.
You turned 30 this year, your body won’t be able to take the same type of abuse as it did in your 20′s. Same goes for Lindsay.
Wishing you both a smoke-free and healthier future.
This body speaks for itself, folks!!
I just barfed when I saw Samantha R.
Looks identical to Lindsay except for the breasts and butt which come out to about 20 pounds.
So, if you like skanky ho dogs…
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Oh yeah- those two are the picture of health….
She looks pasty and sickly.
She looks like she is wearing adult diapers. I seriously threw up a little when I saw her in that suit.
#60
She is on the patch, LiLo’s. Badabing!
Jellyfish are jealous of her transparent complexion and gelatinous structure. And I hear her Poonanny stings too!!
Rumor has it that eating all of LiLo’s carpet has kept Sam thin lately. The toxic acid content from LiLo’s cooch means Sam can eat whatever she wants and not gain a pound since the acid is digesting all of the food for her. Call it the LiLo Juice Diet.
all this talk of the youong female stars getting naked is driving me crazy with antisapation . I can’t take it any more Why dont every body in the world get naked and appear on TV and we should start with hugh Heffner and shawn young and the one who plays the mother on ” every one loves raymond ” or what ever the fuk its called then naked would no longer be this secret thing that guys like me live for Am I wrong to say this ?
one hip old man
all this talk of the youong female stars getting naked is driving me crazy with antisapation . I can’t take it any more Why dont every body in the world get naked and appear on TV and we should start with hugh Heffner and shawn young and the one who plays the mother on ” every one loves raymond ” or what ever the fuk its called then naked would no longer be this secret thing that guys like me live for Am I wrong to say this ?
one hip old man
all this talk of the youong female stars getting naked is driving me crazy with antisapation . I can’t take it any more Why dont every body in the world get naked and appear on TV and we should start with hugh Heffner and shawn young and the one who plays the mother on ” every one loves raymond ” or what ever the fuk its called then naked would no longer be this secret thing that guys like me live for Am I wrong to say this ?
one hip old man
she’s disgusting. as in, define disgusting. oh, i forgot, could you also define sucks?