Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn’t work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn’t get enough of Sam’s “svelte” figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Winehouse – another 12-lines-a-day diet success story:
When asked about the secrets to her slim physique, Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: “No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!”
Not that she doesn’t indulge in the occasional cardio activity: “Sprinting through airports to catch flights,” Ronson added about her workout “regiment.”
The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. “I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!” she said.
She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?
ewwww
ewwww
lolll
She’s an unattractive type of slim, but that beats the female commenters here, who are an unattractive type of fat.
lolll
“She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?”
LMFAO…..
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“Svelte”?! This man in a bikini is pouchy and blubbery. Anyone looking at his fugly and pasty image that if he jumped, all his shit would jiggle with him. UGH! Excuse me while I go vomit. By the way, how much longer do we have to look at this man, who happens to have a head shaped like a corpse? And looks like he smells like one too?
And he’s giving an interview to PEOPLE? Does he think he’s a celebrity now, just because he happens to be the ugliest person in the world, with a forhead the size of a driveway, and a face like a weasel? Take your corpse smell and beat it, bikini man. Do us all a favor–get winded reaching for your cigarettes and pass out.
She looks great
Actually compared to Amy “Crackhouse”…Ronson looks like a pin-up doll! But that is not saying much…LiLo must like toothpick legs and arms to play with in bed. I would sure like to play with LiLo’s funbags in bed…she looks HOT in the black bikini…then maybe she would let me lubricate her big tits with my man juice?
Hey!!! I’m NOT fat.
She officially turns me off women!! She looks like a pre-op!!
Look Roger from American Dad is signing autographs
So Grandpa…are you saying that you are now officially Gay? You might want to sleep on it. It’s been a long day.
um… she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t work out. she looks like she just doesn’t eat much either.
um… she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t work out. she looks like she just doesn’t eat much either.
Gasp ! She almost lost her ugly blue bathing suit
Maybe she has a sparkling personality?
She looks like shit, who are these people requesting more pictures?!?
You can ALWAYS tell when a girl starves (and smokes) herself thin, versus a girl who actually goes to the gym. There is a World of difference. Sure, she isn’t fat, but she still grosses me out.
Lindsay walks a fine line there too. Giver her another 8 years I guess.
Where are the pics of Amy Winehouse in a bikini??
I’m sorry to say but for being 30 years old, she really doesn’t look that bad. I did not realize she was that old. Most 30-year-olds are not that lucky.
Very funny Veggi!
Yeah hottest Quasimodo ever!
I’m sorry, but for being 30 , she is still ugly..
you would think that after a week of sun in Mexico they would have a tan by now
Of course she’s healthy – she stays away from “MEAT”!
Frankly – seeing Lindsay in these pix reminds me the male of the species didn’t lose out too much when she decided to switch HER DIET!
Yeah…ugly as all get out. I didn’t say she wasn’t. Just for being 30, she’s got a great body. Work out or not. I’m 31 and I have to WORK for the body I’ve got. She doesn’t and she looks like that. Life is NOT fucking fair, I tell you what.
She’s smiling and happy…
All you blubbery bitches and whiny queers should just STFU.
Get the fuck out Yaksman. It’s not necessary to call names. If you don’t like it, make like horse shit and hit the dusty trail.
Who knew crotch-carpet would be so thinning?
meth will keep you thin too.
19 Jayger, you GTFO now!
Having good genes is certainly a benefit in Samantha’s case, who yes, does look great in a bikini, showing off her washboard stomach and birth giving hips but eating properly is also a must. Start your day right every morning and eat healthy during the rest of the day and you too, can look like a teen at 30.
Great work Samantha!
Randal
How many pics of this stank pasty carpet mucnher are we supposed to see? She is hideous. She looks like her crotch is all sardines. That is not nice.
Randal, you OBVIOUSLY have no idea what a washboard stomach looks like. That is FAR from washboard. Nice maybe, but far from washboard.
But then again I must consider the source.
“She looks like her crotch is all sardines” That is so nasty…funnier than shit, but still nasty!
The only muscle she for sure works-out is her TONGUE.. ewwww!!
Her real name is Bill. Seriously. Check her penis.
I’m kind of blown away that she’s 30. I thought she was a lot younger.
She’s clearly paying off someone at People to write these things. Samantha is somehow anorexic-skinny, yet fat at the same time.
That’s a woman?
Did the interviewer put quotes around “‘regiment’” to point out Sam’s wrong word choice?
She sure doesn’t have a “regiment.” Unless you consider “armed forces” the same thing as fingering.
Still waiting for Amy Wino pics… beats this dull shit
Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Ronson, ITS A GIRL! (At least today.)
those are some of the worst legs ever…
She is so skanky it isn’t funny. I don’t care if she was the last human on earth I’d run to the other side of the planet. ICK!!!
oh god! is she wearing a sweater knitted bikini?
I’m bemused by her choice of swimwear. She wears such girly colors! Are we all wrong? Is SAM the bottom in this relationship?
She looks frail, brittle and weak to me.
…but she looks good for an 87 year old.
Houston, I think we’ve sighted a camel toe on the second pic!!
She is skinny as fuck with a high body fat percentage. Her actual weight (whatever it is) would be like 50% fat and 50% bones
i’m in love with them. just smitten. good for them for not giving a shit.
although i’m a little weirded out by the idea of a woman breaking up her vacation to comment on her own pics to fucking People.