Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn’t work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn’t get enough of Sam’s “svelte” figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Winehouse – another 12-lines-a-day diet success story:
When asked about the secrets to her slim physique, Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: “No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!”
Not that she doesn’t indulge in the occasional cardio activity: “Sprinting through airports to catch flights,” Ronson added about her workout “regiment.”
The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. “I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!” she said.
She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?
Hunter | October 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm
ewwww
Hunter | October 3, 2008 at 1:49 pm
ewwww
fwafgwa | October 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm
lolll
veggi | October 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm
She’s an unattractive type of slim, but that beats the female commenters here, who are an unattractive type of fat.
fwafgwa | October 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm
lolll
havoc | October 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm
“She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?”
LMFAO…..
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HorribleJudgment | October 3, 2008 at 1:57 pm
“Svelte”?! This man in a bikini is pouchy and blubbery. Anyone looking at his fugly and pasty image that if he jumped, all his shit would jiggle with him. UGH! Excuse me while I go vomit. By the way, how much longer do we have to look at this man, who happens to have a head shaped like a corpse? And looks like he smells like one too?
And he’s giving an interview to PEOPLE? Does he think he’s a celebrity now, just because he happens to be the ugliest person in the world, with a forhead the size of a driveway, and a face like a weasel? Take your corpse smell and beat it, bikini man. Do us all a favor–get winded reaching for your cigarettes and pass out.
atarijen | October 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm
She looks great
NY Ted | October 3, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Actually compared to Amy “Crackhouse”…Ronson looks like a pin-up doll! But that is not saying much…LiLo must like toothpick legs and arms to play with in bed. I would sure like to play with LiLo’s funbags in bed…she looks HOT in the black bikini…then maybe she would let me lubricate her big tits with my man juice?
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Hey!!! I’m NOT fat.
Grandpa | October 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm
She officially turns me off women!! She looks like a pre-op!!
Slaappy | October 3, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Look Roger from American Dad is signing autographs
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm
So Grandpa…are you saying that you are now officially Gay? You might want to sleep on it. It’s been a long day.
pistolita | October 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm
um… she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t work out. she looks like she just doesn’t eat much either.
pistolita | October 3, 2008 at 2:23 pm
um… she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t work out. she looks like she just doesn’t eat much either.
EuroNeckPain | October 3, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Gasp ! She almost lost her ugly blue bathing suit
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Maybe she has a sparkling personality?
steve | October 3, 2008 at 2:36 pm
She looks like shit, who are these people requesting more pictures?!?
You can ALWAYS tell when a girl starves (and smokes) herself thin, versus a girl who actually goes to the gym. There is a World of difference. Sure, she isn’t fat, but she still grosses me out.
Lindsay walks a fine line there too. Giver her another 8 years I guess.
Jayger | October 3, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Where are the pics of Amy Winehouse in a bikini??
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I’m sorry to say but for being 30 years old, she really doesn’t look that bad. I did not realize she was that old. Most 30-year-olds are not that lucky.
Obama will lose to Palin | October 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Very funny Veggi!
Rough Daddy | October 3, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Yeah hottest Quasimodo ever!
FRIST!!! | October 3, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I’m sorry, but for being 30 , she is still ugly..
ace | October 3, 2008 at 2:59 pm
you would think that after a week of sun in Mexico they would have a tan by now
THE REAL BARELY | October 3, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Of course she’s healthy – she stays away from “MEAT”!
Frankly – seeing Lindsay in these pix reminds me the male of the species didn’t lose out too much when she decided to switch HER DIET!
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Yeah…ugly as all get out. I didn’t say she wasn’t. Just for being 30, she’s got a great body. Work out or not. I’m 31 and I have to WORK for the body I’ve got. She doesn’t and she looks like that. Life is NOT fucking fair, I tell you what.
The Kilted Yaksman | October 3, 2008 at 3:05 pm
She’s smiling and happy…
All you blubbery bitches and whiny queers should just STFU.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Get the fuck out Yaksman. It’s not necessary to call names. If you don’t like it, make like horse shit and hit the dusty trail.
Imagination | October 3, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Who knew crotch-carpet would be so thinning?
p0nk | October 3, 2008 at 3:20 pm
meth will keep you thin too.
19 Jayger, you GTFO now!
Randal | October 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Having good genes is certainly a benefit in Samantha’s case, who yes, does look great in a bikini, showing off her washboard stomach and birth giving hips but eating properly is also a must. Start your day right every morning and eat healthy during the rest of the day and you too, can look like a teen at 30.
Great work Samantha!
Randal
FACE | October 3, 2008 at 3:33 pm
How many pics of this stank pasty carpet mucnher are we supposed to see? She is hideous. She looks like her crotch is all sardines. That is not nice.
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Randal, you OBVIOUSLY have no idea what a washboard stomach looks like. That is FAR from washboard. Nice maybe, but far from washboard.
But then again I must consider the source.
“She looks like her crotch is all sardines” That is so nasty…funnier than shit, but still nasty!
Liz | October 3, 2008 at 4:05 pm
The only muscle she for sure works-out is her TONGUE.. ewwww!!
pacot | October 3, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Her real name is Bill. Seriously. Check her penis.
Thighhighs | October 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm
I’m kind of blown away that she’s 30. I thought she was a lot younger.
omgwtfbbq | October 3, 2008 at 5:43 pm
She’s clearly paying off someone at People to write these things. Samantha is somehow anorexic-skinny, yet fat at the same time.
Giggles | October 3, 2008 at 6:08 pm
That’s a woman?
YourRetarded | October 3, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Did the interviewer put quotes around “‘regiment’” to point out Sam’s wrong word choice?
She sure doesn’t have a “regiment.” Unless you consider “armed forces” the same thing as fingering.
Jayger | October 3, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Still waiting for Amy Wino pics… beats this dull shit
alicat | October 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Ronson, ITS A GIRL! (At least today.)
wtafuc | October 3, 2008 at 8:44 pm
those are some of the worst legs ever…
Sue T | October 3, 2008 at 9:46 pm
She is so skanky it isn’t funny. I don’t care if she was the last human on earth I’d run to the other side of the planet. ICK!!!
| October 3, 2008 at 9:49 pm
oh god! is she wearing a sweater knitted bikini?
RaraAvis | October 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I’m bemused by her choice of swimwear. She wears such girly colors! Are we all wrong? Is SAM the bottom in this relationship?
E. Norma Stitz | October 3, 2008 at 10:09 pm
She looks frail, brittle and weak to me.
E. Norma Stitz | October 3, 2008 at 10:12 pm
…but she looks good for an 87 year old.
The big Z | October 3, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Houston, I think we’ve sighted a camel toe on the second pic!!
netfen | October 3, 2008 at 11:03 pm
She is skinny as fuck with a high body fat percentage. Her actual weight (whatever it is) would be like 50% fat and 50% bones
misery bunny | October 3, 2008 at 11:40 pm
i’m in love with them. just smitten. good for them for not giving a shit.
although i’m a little weirded out by the idea of a woman breaking up her vacation to comment on her own pics to fucking People.