Samantha Ronson is a health nut

October 3rd, 2008 // 73 Comments

Samantha Ronson dropped a bombshell today when she admitted she doesn’t work out. Apparently, the folks at People couldn’t get enough of Sam’s “svelte” figure in a bikini this week. Which leads me to believe they get wet in the pants at the sight of Amy Winehouse – another 12-lines-a-day diet success story:

When asked about the secrets to her slim physique, Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: “No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!”
Not that she doesn’t indulge in the occasional cardio activity: “Sprinting through airports to catch flights,” Ronson added about her workout “regiment.”
The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. “I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!” she said.

She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Hunter

    ewwww

  2. Hunter

    ewwww

  3. fwafgwa

    lolll

  4. veggi

    She’s an unattractive type of slim, but that beats the female commenters here, who are an unattractive type of fat.

  5. fwafgwa

    lolll

  6. havoc

    “She gets winded reaching for her smokes. God, why are all the good ones gay?”

    LMFAO…..

    .

  7. “Svelte”?! This man in a bikini is pouchy and blubbery. Anyone looking at his fugly and pasty image that if he jumped, all his shit would jiggle with him. UGH! Excuse me while I go vomit. By the way, how much longer do we have to look at this man, who happens to have a head shaped like a corpse? And looks like he smells like one too?

    And he’s giving an interview to PEOPLE? Does he think he’s a celebrity now, just because he happens to be the ugliest person in the world, with a forhead the size of a driveway, and a face like a weasel? Take your corpse smell and beat it, bikini man. Do us all a favor–get winded reaching for your cigarettes and pass out.

  8. atarijen

    She looks great

  9. NY Ted

    Actually compared to Amy “Crackhouse”…Ronson looks like a pin-up doll! But that is not saying much…LiLo must like toothpick legs and arms to play with in bed. I would sure like to play with LiLo’s funbags in bed…she looks HOT in the black bikini…then maybe she would let me lubricate her big tits with my man juice?

  10. Grandpa

    She officially turns me off women!! She looks like a pre-op!!

  11. Slaappy

    Look Roger from American Dad is signing autographs

  12. So Grandpa…are you saying that you are now officially Gay? You might want to sleep on it. It’s been a long day.

  13. pistolita

    um… she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t work out. she looks like she just doesn’t eat much either.

  14. pistolita

    um… she OBVIOUSLY doesn’t work out. she looks like she just doesn’t eat much either.

  15. EuroNeckPain

    Gasp ! She almost lost her ugly blue bathing suit

  16. Maybe she has a sparkling personality?

  17. steve

    She looks like shit, who are these people requesting more pictures?!?

    You can ALWAYS tell when a girl starves (and smokes) herself thin, versus a girl who actually goes to the gym. There is a World of difference. Sure, she isn’t fat, but she still grosses me out.

    Lindsay walks a fine line there too. Giver her another 8 years I guess.

  18. Where are the pics of Amy Winehouse in a bikini??

  19. I’m sorry to say but for being 30 years old, she really doesn’t look that bad. I did not realize she was that old. Most 30-year-olds are not that lucky.

  20. Yeah hottest Quasimodo ever!

  21. I’m sorry, but for being 30 , she is still ugly..

  22. ace

    you would think that after a week of sun in Mexico they would have a tan by now

  23. THE REAL BARELY

    Of course she’s healthy – she stays away from “MEAT”!

    Frankly – seeing Lindsay in these pix reminds me the male of the species didn’t lose out too much when she decided to switch HER DIET!

  24. Yeah…ugly as all get out. I didn’t say she wasn’t. Just for being 30, she’s got a great body. Work out or not. I’m 31 and I have to WORK for the body I’ve got. She doesn’t and she looks like that. Life is NOT fucking fair, I tell you what.

  25. The Kilted Yaksman

    She’s smiling and happy…
    All you blubbery bitches and whiny queers should just STFU.

  26. Get the fuck out Yaksman. It’s not necessary to call names. If you don’t like it, make like horse shit and hit the dusty trail.

  27. Imagination

    Who knew crotch-carpet would be so thinning?

  28. p0nk

    meth will keep you thin too.

    19 Jayger, you GTFO now!

  29. Randal

    Having good genes is certainly a benefit in Samantha’s case, who yes, does look great in a bikini, showing off her washboard stomach and birth giving hips but eating properly is also a must. Start your day right every morning and eat healthy during the rest of the day and you too, can look like a teen at 30.

    Great work Samantha!

    Randal

  30. FACE

    How many pics of this stank pasty carpet mucnher are we supposed to see? She is hideous. She looks like her crotch is all sardines. That is not nice.

  31. Randal, you OBVIOUSLY have no idea what a washboard stomach looks like. That is FAR from washboard. Nice maybe, but far from washboard.

    But then again I must consider the source.

    “She looks like her crotch is all sardines” That is so nasty…funnier than shit, but still nasty!

  32. Liz

    The only muscle she for sure works-out is her TONGUE.. ewwww!!

  33. pacot

    Her real name is Bill. Seriously. Check her penis.

  34. Thighhighs

    I’m kind of blown away that she’s 30. I thought she was a lot younger.

  35. omgwtfbbq

    She’s clearly paying off someone at People to write these things. Samantha is somehow anorexic-skinny, yet fat at the same time.

  36. That’s a woman?

  37. YourRetarded

    Did the interviewer put quotes around “‘regiment’” to point out Sam’s wrong word choice?

    She sure doesn’t have a “regiment.” Unless you consider “armed forces” the same thing as fingering.

  38. Still waiting for Amy Wino pics… beats this dull shit

  39. alicat

    Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Ronson, ITS A GIRL! (At least today.)

  40. wtafuc

    those are some of the worst legs ever…

  41. Sue T

    She is so skanky it isn’t funny. I don’t care if she was the last human on earth I’d run to the other side of the planet. ICK!!!

  42. oh god! is she wearing a sweater knitted bikini?

  43. RaraAvis

    I’m bemused by her choice of swimwear. She wears such girly colors! Are we all wrong? Is SAM the bottom in this relationship?

  44. E. Norma Stitz

    She looks frail, brittle and weak to me.

  45. E. Norma Stitz

    …but she looks good for an 87 year old.

  46. The big Z

    Houston, I think we’ve sighted a camel toe on the second pic!!

  47. netfen

    She is skinny as fuck with a high body fat percentage. Her actual weight (whatever it is) would be like 50% fat and 50% bones

  48. misery bunny

    i’m in love with them. just smitten. good for them for not giving a shit.

    although i’m a little weirded out by the idea of a woman breaking up her vacation to comment on her own pics to fucking People.

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