Samantha Ronson has a lot to learn about women

February 25th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have a pretty volatile relationship. I mean, let’s face it, they’re anorexic coke zombies; shit’s gonna get ugly. But sometimes they remember why they found each other, besides co-dependency, and have a nice romantic moment. Or at least almost do until Sam dedicates a song to Lindsay without paying attention to the lyrics, according to TMZ:

During the acoustic concert at Genghis Cohen in L.A., Sam got “awwwws” from the crowd when she told ‘em “This is for Lindsay,” but the song included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control … I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” In her dedication Sam also said “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”
Linds was there — sitting front row with a digital camera — and said the song made her mad.

Okay, just to put things in perspective I want you guys out there to tell your wife, girlfriend, toaster (Don’t judge me.) that you’re falling in and out of love with her. See if that doesn’t get you stabbed in your sleep – or your Pop Tarts burnt. I can change!

Photos: WENN
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  1. Jas

    # 49

    Please tell me when she was ever cute? she’s always been nasty. I wouldn’t even touch her with the longest pole in the world. Lindsay and Samatha both deserve each other because they then can both be nasty together. why anybody want to dedicate anything to either one of the dude look alikes. Can anyone tell me the last time either of them did anything good?

  2. Jas

    # 49

    Please tell me when she was ever cute? she’s always been nasty. I wouldn’t even touch her with the longest pole in the world. Lindsay and Samatha both deserve each other because they then can both be nasty together. why anybody want to dedicate anything to either one of the dude look alikes. Can anyone tell me the last time either of them did anything good?

  3. Michelle

    Damn! Lindsay is looking HIT these days!! I don’t know if it’s coke or meth or what the fuck, but she looks awful…

  4. Eli Witherspoon

    Samantha Ronson needs a penis in her butt. That would cure her of her dike-ish lesbianism tendencies.

  5. Do FreeBird

    In q lot of the pics Lohan looks like she’s kinda of confused about who she is and where she is. And Ronson sings like a goat in heat.

    One HOT Hollywood couple.

    BTW….does someone have ANY idea why Ronson is actually paid for whatever it is she does. Or is it just because she does it to Linds, and it’s that old trainwreck mentality

  6. sin

    Ok, “star” WAS a little overboard. How about…semi celebrity most likely to die from drug overdose?

  7. You call this lilo a woman?
    on the other hand, MAYBE THIS RONSON-OBSTACLE IS A HIDDEN FAGGOT?

  8. sin

    Lindsay was seen partying with Lily Allen last night. Trouble in paradise? Maybe Lindsay decided that if she was really going to be a lesbian, she should do it with a real female.

  9. jay

    That performance sucked and the worst part [for them] is they appeared to be trying very hard to make it work.

  10. Randy

    I think its time the press gave Lilo a new name…

    Lets spread the word, she is officially Lolo from now …..

  11. I am thinking all the time, the composition, and eating carpet, Sam could not find time to run through a carwash.

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