Samantha Ronson might look like a man who’s done time, but that doesn’t mean she’s not afraid to get stabbed in her sleep by Lindsay Lohan’s crazy train. Us Magazine reports:
Samantha Ronson’s mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a restraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan was banned from a Ronson family event, Usmagazine.com exclusively reports.
“They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,” Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told Us on Monday.
In the meantime, the soon to be legally restrained Lindsay is now acknowledging the split, but claims they’re just on a break, according to E! News:
Now, Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
The decision was made Monday morning following a rather rough weekend. First, the 22-year-old was barred entry from a Ronson family party on Friday. Then a locksmith was seen paying a house call to Ronson’s abode, where Lohan had resided in recent months.
Lindsay’s taking a break to focus on herself. Right. Then who was she focusing on while she was spending all of Sam’s money? The children?
Zimba | April 7, 2009 at 11:22 am
Let’s see how much better she can do. Samantha will never get laid again.
Que | April 7, 2009 at 11:22 am
Que juicy gossip.
Snaggletooth | April 7, 2009 at 11:29 am
How shocking is it that Sam has more common sense than Rihanna?
FRIST!!! | April 7, 2009 at 11:31 am
So does that mean Samantha’s available??? Yayyyyy!!!!! (call me, Sam!)
GuyHolly | April 7, 2009 at 11:32 am
She looks like she ready to kill a bitch.
Leppy | April 7, 2009 at 11:34 am
bahahaha
thank god <3
Lindsey will finally be straight again
Humpin frog | April 7, 2009 at 11:34 am
Why does she always look like Gollum following Frodo to Mt. Doom? Well, I mean if Gollum wore pants, a knit cap, and possibly a bra(?).
Matthew | April 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
odds on hohan parties with party mom dina? 10-1
Dita | April 7, 2009 at 11:39 am
I dont like this Samantha girl.. I hope Lindsay goes Chris Brown on her ass, that would be funny.
truk | April 7, 2009 at 11:42 am
who’s that dude?
ishi-san | April 7, 2009 at 11:45 am
restraining order?? What could that skinny bitch possibly do to her? And who the hell is the ‘Ronson family”? I knew she had a famous brother but now its a whole clan???
Zanna | April 7, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ronson looks like she’s been face down in some firecrotch for way too long.
Vintage ROUGH | April 7, 2009 at 11:50 am
Time to hit the titi bar Sam…
manhattan | April 7, 2009 at 11:55 am
Nice hat.
RichPort's Ghost | April 7, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Since we’re amongst friends….. I went home last night and masturbated furiously to “Mean Girls” again…
Anyway…. between the kumstains and the skidmarks in my underwear, I debated throwing them away. But Mommy won’t buy me any new underwear until I wear out my Sears Toughskins. You know, the “husky” sized pants for “husky” lads (read: fat SOBs who’ll never get laid except for the 5-knuckle shuffle, if we can count that….)
Sometimes the self-loathing overcomes me in waves that would make those 100-ft swells in “The Perfect Storm” look like ripples in puddle….
BUffon | April 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Is him… Seems he is famous on some tall dating place ____TallMingle.com___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there
johnny | April 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm
This chick is sexy! Damn!
GuyHolly | April 7, 2009 at 12:13 pm
@15 that one was slightly enertaining. Keep it up, maybe some day in the far far away future you will actually be semi-funny. Doubt it; but could happen.
Jake | April 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Ronson being the sane, steady one is like Kevin Federline being the “good” parent.
Dura | April 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm
NICE! Now send Lindsey this way for some rough “hate yourself” rebound sex.
Gando | April 7, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Important announcement to make;hola!
Jennyjenjen | April 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm
@18 Agreed, I was kinda amused as well. But, his vast knowledge of overweight adolescent’s underwear lines has me questioning him..
@15 | April 7, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@15 – You hold onto that grude. Hold it tight and never let it go! It’s all you have! You think about it at night! You rub your smarmy hands together plotting and planning witty retorts only to reuse the same tired old references…..and everyone reads you and thinks, “God, this guy doesn’t let it go..he must really be jealous of the guy he’s ragging on….” which in turn, only makes the real RichPort more attractive, because he obviously has gotten the better of you and you can’t let it go. So, keep picking at your emotional scars.
PunkA | April 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm
COUNTDOWN to Leaked porno for Lilo:
21 days…..
Zanna | April 7, 2009 at 12:29 pm
This is AWESOME…..Eminem raps about fucking Sarah Palin
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/07/eminem-raps-about-sex-wit_n_183958.html
Objection sustained | April 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm
lol @ 23
Jeff W. | April 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Lindsay has borderline personality disorder and with an upset like this expect a suicide attempt (probably with pills) very shortly. Borderlines fear abandonment and getting dumped is a sure fire way to make her suicidal.
CakeSnifferer | April 7, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Probably a stunt.
Clorox Anal wipes | April 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@27…I dunno about her having a borderline personality disorder. Looks like she’s got a full blown personality disorder to me. HA!
Rhialto | April 7, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Who’s respinoble?
dude_on | April 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Who saw this coming… really? I guess I just misjudged their commitment and devotion. They just seemed so happy and now…. sniff… it’s over? Should we spin the wheel of lilo misfortune and see what’s in store next…whoosh….. rehab…. glue sniffer…. slips a nip…. passes out and goes to hosp… no! the wheel stops on public tirade with a finger salute to the paparazzi. Okay great, now we have that to look forward to.
James Martineau | April 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@6 I think I can do better:
I just realized that all Samantha Ronson needs is a pair of goggles and she will be able to tag along with Vin Diesel in Pitch Black.
Mr. Jones | April 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself”
Is there a moment that this c-u-next-tuesday ISN’T focused on herself?
And passed out in a bathroom stall doesn’t count.
jawhoa | April 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Who’s Linday Lohan?
jawhoa | April 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Who’s Linday Lohan?
smarg | April 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
She is one ugly she-male, fo sho.
sam (not ronson) | April 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I know Sam always looks like a dude, but she actually is quite pretty (if you look hard on the net you’ll find one or two pics where she looks like a woman). Yeah, her rates, fame, etc. probably went up because of Lindsay, but my guess it’s just not worth putting up with the massive amounts of CRAZY that come along with Lindsay.
Any bets on how long until Lindsay gets a 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold ala Britney? Sadly, I doubt neither one of her parents is capable of pulling a Jamie Spears and stepping in to get the girl’s life together.
Switching the Red Bull for Big Macs would be a giant step in the right direction.
zooey | April 7, 2009 at 3:10 pm
“taking a break to focus on herself?” bwahahahahaha
wtf, i almost spit my mocha-frapa-machiati whatever out…
HER ENTIRE FUCKING EXISTANCE IS ABOUT NOTHING OTHER THAN FOCUSING ON HERSELF ffs….
did ashton write that up?
this has to be a fucking joke.
sugar tits | April 7, 2009 at 3:34 pm
saMAN is nature’s practical joke of trying to combine two sexes into one person
MilitaryMom | April 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm
How about Jamie Spears taking over LiLo’s life too? Maybe he can make her do a rehab and cut her off from the world with no cell phones and no unmonitered outings or phones. Yep, her and Brittany can be roomies!!! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Seriously, LiLo is a lost soul and needs someone to get her back on track. Is it “kewl” to have public nervous breakdowns now?!
WE RUN LA . | April 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm
God damn she’s fucking ugly.
Evil | April 7, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I want to fuck Samantha, there I said it.
JustJess | April 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@ 11
Google Sam’s family – that bitch comes from a shitload of money and believe it or not…
talent and friends in high places…
Lindsay doesn’t even reach her ankles in that dept. – Lindsay’s just two-bit Long Island trash in comparison…
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/feature-articles/royal-ronsons-lookbook-0908
michelle | April 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
i think ronson is kinda cute. i would definitely scissor with her any day.
Giggles | April 7, 2009 at 7:31 pm
That’s a woman?
George W Bush | April 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I don’t know what the fuck Lindsay is packin’ in the bedroom but this this chick looks like she’s been riding a horse!!! Infact, Ms Lohag might’ve driven Herbie right up her love tunnel and left it there. No doubt with a trunk full of blow…
liz4sale | April 7, 2009 at 10:07 pm
man that bitch is fucking disgusting. shes whiter than her beloved pile of coke, skinny as fuck, and always looks like she’s hasnt slept in 3 days. that goes for both of them actually, except lindsay is orange.
humpinfrog | April 7, 2009 at 10:49 pm
I never noticed it before, but in each of the pics, with Lindsay in them, she’s showing off her watch. Like it’s an award or trophy. Wow, great job Dina. Your 22 year old daughter judges life by material things. That might be a harder habit to break than coke/horse. Again, great job Dina! Hope that, “Mother of the Year” award, pays your bills, from here on out. You destroyed your daughter. And by the way, I understand she’s an adult. She had no guidance getting there! Dina sucks and should be an outcast to society. Sorry for the rant. I hope she reads it.
kels | April 7, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I’m pretty sure “taking time for myself” involves boatloads of cocaine and another trip to the hospital for “exhaustion”
I call 'em as I see 'em | April 8, 2009 at 12:25 am
I love how Sam’s holding her keys in the offensive, street fightin’, “I’ll cut you” mode. She means business.