Samantha Ronson brings Lindsay home the bacon

Samantha Ronson apparently wants people to know who’s the bread-winner in her relationship with Lindsay Lohan. The two attended the ESPN Super Bowl bash Friday night where Sam DJ’d while Lindsay decided to add narcolepsy to her fake repertoire. I have no clue. NY Daily News reports:

Lindsay Lohan caught up on some sleep while girlfriend Samantha Ronson manned the turntables. “Lindsay was kind of moping around, and Sam had to keep checking on her and cuddling her,” our spy dished. The duo checked out Maxim’s bash before telling guests they had to catch an early flight back to L.A. “Sam was DJing at Portia de Rossi’s birthday party on Saturday night, and then flying right back to Florida for more gigs. She was telling everyone, ‘I’m making that money!'” our spy shared.

Wait. Is Lindsay just with Sam for her money? GASP! All this time I thought their relationship was based on mutual physical attraction. Sort of like a Beauty and the Beast-type thing but with lots more shame and vomiting in a locked bathroom.

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