Samantha Ronson beats Lindsay?

By: The Superficial / February 8, 2010

Gossip Cop has “debunked” recent reports claiming Samantha Ronson is physically abusing Lindsay Lohan:

Without furnishing any specific time or place where Ronson was allegedly “violent” with Lohan, RadarOnline quotes an unnamed source saying, “One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head… She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her… She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
Again, there isn’t a single detail, just a so-called “source” making allegations.
When Gossip Cop contacted Lohan last week about an equally erroneous story about Ronson punching her in the mouth, the actress told us exclusively, “None of that is true.”

I like Gossip Cop, but did they seriously just take Lindsay Lohan’s word as a reliable source? Lindsay “I stopped sex trafficking in India with my collagen lips” Lohan? And if a history of compulsive lying isn’t bad enough, for all we know she’s getting the coke punched out of her by Lesbian Squiggy. I mean, Christ, it’s a miracle she’s not shitting in strangers’ hats trying to repair the “time crystal.”

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