Samantha Ronson is Pissed About Something. Who Knows?

January 4th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Samantha Ronson tried to leave her Venice Beach apartment building yesterday, only to find a moving van blocking the exit while unloading boxes into the building directly next to hers. Annoying, but hey, these things happen. Then she found out who the moving van belonged to: The new-and-improved Lindsay Lohan who’s clearly learned so much from her mistakes while in rehab she moved right next door to the ex-girlfriend she’s violently obsessed with. Oh, good. TMZ reports:

… The DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, “Trust me, it wasn’t planned.”
As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday — photogs tried to ask about the situation … but a frustrated Sam replied, “Dude, I’m way too pissed off right now.”

Ha! Man-women. Always pissed about something. Anyway, while we wait for this powder keg to explode, check out Michael Lohan trying to pretend he actually lifted a finger, despite the small army of Mexicans doing all the work, then tries to feign not wanting his picture taken even though the box was obviously a mask for the erection he popped after being noticed. Speaking of, anyone else find it weird he’s walking around with Lindsay’s clothing line catalog full of her in provocative poses? I mean, Christ, the only thing missing from this psychological clusterfuck is Dina trying to make gin come out of the faucets. “What do you mean they’re only for water? No, no, here’s Lindsay’s credit card number – I memorized it. – I want these things spraying Beefeater before she even sets foot in here. I’m a mother.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. FattyFatty2X4

    If all I ate was Tuna, I’d be pissed too.
    Wait…Did I just come out of the closet?

    • Cock Dr

      Ok..there’s comedy…and then there’s YOUR comment…see the difference?

      • FattyFatty2X4

        not you too? (jealous ridiculing)
        well, i snickered a little bit and i’m sure my therapist will chuckle a wee bit too, so there!

      • Cock Dr

        It wasn’t bad.
        At least you didn’t screech “first”. I like the way you capitalized the word tuna to give it the proper gravitas.
        I assumed that Fatty swung both ways. It keeps all options open.

      • FattyFatty2X4

        Whew, redemption, thank you.
        Nope, Fatty’s backdoor has been and always be an EXIT.
        However, my mouth can’t seem to decide between hot dogs or tacos.
        What to do? what to do?.

    • queeno latino

      Dr is being way too gracious. The word tuna was capitalized b/c fatty is a fucking moron.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    Of course she’s using U-Haul… so lesbian!

  3. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    “Hey, look what fell out of Lindsay’s moving truck. I’ll just take this home in the moving van behind me that I happen to drive around.”

  4. castallare

    I feel like this whole thing is too scripted to be real… wait… Is this the Truman Show?! Am I Truman!?

  5. GravyLeg

    I think we can all agree the important question is… Ronson can afford a Porche?

    • Piss on these whores

      Eh, could just be a gift from an exec she ‘serviced,’ and look at how filthy it is!!! Lazy bitch does NOT deserve such an exquisite auto. Kinda like seeing these so-called starlets walking around like bag ladies.

    • pooptruth

      Oh, Ronson is rich through lineage. They come from big NY money. That’s how she can run around playing a DJ. Trust fund baby.

  6. MLVC

    i would bang ronson…something about her…lohan can join…

    • lightdragon

      so would i . in fact i would probably do Ronson over Portman. although Mila is another question.

      • MLVC

        Ronson over Portman is a no-brainer…Kunis in a different league…all those years with that Culkin bastard—–to be the one who she takes her sexual frustration out on—that would be nice

  7. Hugh Gentry

    what a train wreck! I can’t wait to see what happens next!!!! I’m sure the neighbors will hear screams of “scissor me!!!”, then eventually Lohan will go crazy and try to kill herself.

  8. You’d be mad too if your borrowed Porsche was surrounded by Mexicans in Venice Beach with half your shit in a moving truck commandeered by a Lohan.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    please be the Ark of the Covenant…. please be the Ark of the Covenant…

  10. Alan Smithee

    Point #1: Samantha Ronson is no longer news-worthy.
    Point #2: Samantha Ronson is a so-so DJ. Who is ever paying for her to lease that Porsche is wasting his/her money.
    Point #3: See Point #1

  11. McFeely Smackup

    She’s probably pissed that her $105K Porsche Targa 4S has filthy wheels. For that price they should clean themselves. But then the lack of license plate or temp tag makes me think the car isn’t a permanent fixture in her life.

  12. McFeely Smackup

    How bout that classy Michael Lohan, shielding his face from the paparazzi with an upside down photo of his daughter spreading her legs for the camera…but I guess upside down and legs spread is how he likes her.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    S'up Bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Screw this idiot. Grossly overpaid record changer. This dummy doesn’t even mix (at least nothing I’ve heard). To think, I used to play records for my Mom when I was six, and all I got was a tuna fish sandwich for lunch. I hope Lindsay stalks the shit out of his no talent hack.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    How does some dyke DJ make enough money to buy a car like that?

  15. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    Those pretty fingers have never been used for manual labour before. Unless you count using Lindsay’s credit card.

  16. Fish describes this as a “powder” keg…

    I think it’s just that I’m not fully awake yet, but that REALLY cracked me up…

  17. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    Mortimer Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    So he came to help her move in dress shoes and a suit? I hate them all so much.

  18. lightdragon

    My edit:

    “The DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, “Trust me, it wasn’t planned.”then she winks.

  19. Rancid

    It’s so inspiring seeing someone like Michael Lohan moving furniture like an every-day guy. He even wore nice clothes for the occasion (dress pants, dress shoes, and a tie). He’s just like us.

  20. I’m still pretty sure she is a guy

  21. smiley

    Well that’s a lot of crazy – moving in right next door to your ex and not telling her in advance?? I’m sure we’ll soon be reading about all sorts of midnight lesbo screaming rampages… good times.

  22. Polar Bear

    Her car would be “one sweet ride” if she only got new rims.

  23. Ray Sist

    “Samantha Ronson is Pissed About Something. Who Knows?”

    That her country is being taken over by illegal aliens and very few politicians are willing to do anything about it?

    At least hand them vitamins at the open border so the little men can grow over 5 feet tall and don’t have to buy their white tank tops from the children’s section.

    • WTF does this have to do with anything? Nazi much? Go back to Fapping yourself while draped in the confederate flag, listening to Rush Limbaugh and looking at pictures of Sarah Palin shooting Moose….

      • Cunte Squidward

        Yeah, cuz democrats are so clean and pure as the wind driven snow, right? Hey ignoramus, every one of those confederate STATE FLAGS you see were commissioned by DEMOCRAT governors. From the same democrat party that FILIBUSTERED THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF ’64. Led by the late great Robert “KKK” Byrd (D – WV).
        And the reason Georgia, for instance, never had a republican governor until a few years ago??? Because southern DEMOCRATS would never ever vote for the party who freed the slaves!


    • Blech

      Hey, Sist? Wait until you have so much trouble landing a job someday, you settle for the kinds of jobs your favorite Mexicans have.


      • Ray Sist

        Cool! So it’s ok if I come into your house and borrow a few things when i’m in the area? I need a hose I’ll just jump the fence and use yours. I might even bring it back.

        I’ll need some money too cuz my wife is having a baby and we just don’t have any money. You’ll pay for that right?

        We have laws for a reason. We just have too many spineless politicians unwilling to take the heat and enforce them. It also doesn’t help that much of the voting population is clueless to begin with.

  24. Samantha Ronson, as irrelevant as she is, should be pissed off that her ex is moving in beside her. This Lindsay Lohan move in looks too damn contrived. Her parents must have thought of this as a good way of keeping their money bag in the spotlight. Of course there is going to be drama. Lindsay can’t get a paying gig and her parents know without the drama she will fade away into oblivion and they just can’t let that happen. Fame whores.

    • Cock Dr

      I think it all reeks of a pre-arranged reality TV show setup.
      We’ll get 9 weeks of Sam & LiLo fighting, with an attempted suicide season finale.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    Ummm did anyone notice that hes shielding his face with a magazine ad for Cracky’s line of whatever shes trying to sell…not sure but that might even be the next in line to the “Really?!..again?” throne of shame posing in the pic…shameful…”we only have our daughters best interest at heart” he says as he moves her post rehab ass next door to her ex object of obsession who just happens to have a job that consist of playing music while ppl get high and drunk

  26. Inmate 12236969

    I woundn’t fuck Samantha with Rush Limbaugh’s dick but I would fuck Sarah Palin and this is from a guy that doesn’t turn down pussy.

    • Barney's Crank

      I’d like to elaborate: he is including “prison pussy” here – which is a dude with a mustache and goatee

  27. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    How is she allowed to drive without plates?

  28. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    oh wait, nope… I gave them too much credit…He was actually holding up a picture of drug addict Lindsay…and not her little sister who may still have some hope in life…(**but only if you run now Ally..GO!**)

  29. Samron mad! Samrod smash! Samron take minute for photo shoot and brief statement.

  30. pooptruth

    If her parents were really in it for her best interest, they wouldn’t have supported this move.

  31. pooptruth

    She has to have had wind of this. ROnson might not have planned it, but she has to have known.

  32. pooptruth

    Sam Ronson = useless rich kid. LiLo = useless drug addict who acts like my retarded teenage sister.

  33. ooh this’ll go well

  34. I didn’t read this article, but I assume she is pissed she has to sit down to pee, right?

  35. the EPA

    Ironically, everyone in the banner pic loves tacos.

    P.S. I am not familiar with California state law but is it mandatory for every wetback to grow a shitty moustache?

  36. RLRL

    CHECK OUT THE MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. RLRL


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