Samantha Ronson Actually Believes Lindsay
Despite essentially laughing about it in the press, Lindsay Lohan has somehow convinced Samantha Ronson that she didn’t mean to move next to her and honestly had no idea where she lived. I’m going to assume there was lots of pretending all the maps and blueprints were nothing but giant coke straws because, let’s be realistic, who wouldn’t fall for that one? “Oh, these are just drug paraphernalia? That actually makes every kind of sense.” TMZ reports:
Our source says Linds is expected to move in any day now and, “Neither of them are mad at each other and everything has been cleared up.”
The two even went out to dinner Saturday night, but seriously, what choice does Sam have in this situation? It’s either play nice or wake up getting stabbed in the penis with an ice pick. He’d literally be better off in prison.
LINDSAY: But I thought we were besties again? Where are you going?
SAM: Some place you can never go. *shoots a cop* Even if you tried.
LINDSAY: Wait, you’re not as famous as me! They’ll send you to pri- Oh.