Samantha Bee Got Renewed?! But Trump Won! #MAGA
Last Tuesday, PC culture took an orange missile straight to the pussy, and yet somehow Samantha Bee, John Oliver, and Bill Maher haven’t been sewn into a human centipede and mounted on the roof of Trump Tower. Even worse, Samantha Bee’s show got renewed despite Trump supporters branding her unfunny, a “cunt witch,” and guilty of “treson,” whatever that is. But we mustn’t call them stupid for the sake of our nation’s precious unity! So, let’s approach their suggestion that one of television’s most popular shows should go away with the measured nuance it deserves. Nah, fuck that. IT. MAKES. SHIT. TONS. OF. CASH. YOU. BACKWARD-ASS. FUCKS. Via Variety:
“Full Frontal’ currently reaches an average of 3.3 million viewers per episode across multiple platforms, according to TBS, which noted the show’s reach among adults between 18 and 49, the demographic coveted most by advertisers, had risen 37% for the quarter to date.
Sorry, she’s going to be around to basically just play clips of Trump supporters being horrible human beings on camera for at least the next year. At least they can just ignore her and go watch America’s favorite gay-hating fake rednecks, you know, the guys with the beards. What was that show called, Hey, A Duck Pussy Ain’t A Guy’s Butthole, So It’s Fair Game In Jesus’ Eyes or something like that?
The “Duck Dynasty” family says its A&E series will wrap after this season.
I know I’m not supposed to be relishing in any small gains the Left is taking back in the face of four years of a snake oil administration. (Plus Phil Robertson is probably the Secretary of Jesus now.) Shit, even Jon Stewart is shell-shocked enough to be babbling about how this is all part of the rich tapestry that is “the great experiment known as America,” but I can’t shake the idea that real life has now become an inescapable Facebook timeline. But butthurt recognizes butthurt, so in that spirit, let hood memes unite us. As was always their destiny.