Seen here in two new shots from her Candies ad (Because why go back to looking at the non-CGI version?), Britney Spears allegedly concocted the plan to have Sam Lutfi hire a lawyer to battle her conservatorship. At least that’s what Sam’s sister Christina claimed during her surprise testimony in his restraining order hearing yesterday. People reports:
“[Britney] told me she wanted to get a hold of Sam,” said Christina, 25, whose brother had once been Spears’s manager. “She wanted him to help her find a lawyer, and wanted someone to get a prepaid cell phone to her. She was scared because her father was blackmailing her with visitation rights over her kids.”
Spears allegedly told Christina to meet her on the fifth floor gym of the Peninsula Hotel on Jan. 16. When Christina arrived, Spears was working out with her mother while a bodyguard stood nearby. But they rendezvoused in a sauna where Christina gave her a phone, saying it was from Sam and ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, which Spears then hid in a locker. “She asked me, ‘Will Sam be able to help me?’” Christina added.
The phone, however, was later discovered by Spears’s security team and confiscated from her purse.
Okay, there are two giant red flags here that let me know this is bullshit:
1. Christina came out of the same uterus as Sam Lutfi. 2. She not only claims Britney Spears is capable of being the mastermind behind all this, but also came up with a plan that didn’t involve onion rings. — I rest my case.
Jose Pistola | April 2, 2009 at 11:23 am
if you seek nothing
samdog | April 2, 2009 at 11:24 am
She is still hot ….yeah
Dave | April 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
Everything is hard, my tongue, my stecker.
Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 11:32 am
lol you realize Natasha Richardson had more brain power before they pull the plug than candy girl here…
Matthew | April 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
again the swengaili will lose this case
Britney fan | April 2, 2009 at 11:49 am
Britney looks FABULOUS!
dude | April 2, 2009 at 11:52 am
Is that even her body? For one thing she’s about 20 lbs heavier than this and for another she has a tramp stamp that i dont see here
Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 11:54 am
I am the stoopidest person in the world… but I LOVE BRITNEY!
Vintage ROUGH | April 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm
lol I would love to see what a Britney fan looks like, beside chris crocker…
Jrz | April 2, 2009 at 12:25 pm
It’s not blackmail, it’s being honest. If you act like a shit-throwing lunatic, you don’t get your kids. Period. If you shave your head, get fat and lose all your teeth to meth, you don’t get a career. Period.
Smarg | April 2, 2009 at 12:29 pm
#7, it’s called PHOTOSHOP.
I’d still splooge on her, though.
Ms.Whiplash | April 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Wow, she looks great, but whoever’s body that is, it ain’t Britney. Britney’s calves and ankles have never been that slim. Why do companies choose a celeb for an endorsement, and then photoshop them so they’re unrecognizable? Why not just choose someone who fits the profile right at the beginning?!?!
chupacabra | April 2, 2009 at 12:39 pm
BULLSHIT! She has cankles. Them can’t go away no matter how much your work out.
They photo-chopped them cankles right off!
Jessica | April 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm
She looks great.. Yeah she’s photoshopped-who cares?? What models and actresses aren’t photoshopped during a photoshoot??
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testing | April 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
even if this were true it just demonstrates why the conservatorship were true, because Britney wasnt capable to make decisions and was being taken advantage of by people that were keeping her medicated not according to prescription
RichPort's Ghost | April 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Seriously, any more “shopping” and it’ll crash the whole fucking economy.
Racer X | April 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
PHOTOSHOP & LIP SYNCING GO TOGETHER.
/FAIL
Max Planck | April 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
That’s sure a cute ass…whose is it?
PunkA | April 2, 2009 at 1:46 pm
If this is true, just goes to show that Brit might look like she has it together, but she doesn’t. It is being held together for her–against her will. It also shows what a POS Sam Lufti is. He’d rather have his claws in Britney and have her a total mess than allow her family to keep herself together for her boys. Sam Lufti= anti-Christ. Not sure anyone would feel bad it he died.
surlywench | April 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm
This pic should win an award for “most use of air brushing on a mediocre-at-best female subject”.
sz | April 2, 2009 at 2:59 pm
She wishes she looked this good! IMO she never had a body as nice as the body-double in these pictures and it is even worse nowadays!
Still Fuck Her | April 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm
I’d still stick my cock in her. I’d tear her pussy apart then start pumping her in the ass, then I’d pull out and shoot a dozen loads on her face and shove my cock in her mouth, that’s it Britney, taste your own shit off the end of my cock slut……
Fati | April 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Whoever airbrushed these pictures did not even try to make it less obvious. Britney spers has never been this fin in her life and has never had such complexion. Fucking morons.
Fati | April 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I meant “Spears” and “thin”, man
krimekat | April 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Photoshop miracle!!!
RichPort's Ghost | April 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm
#23 = mommy issues…
RichPort's Anal Wart | April 2, 2009 at 4:09 pm
#27 = Gender Issues
Jordana | April 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm
This is not, never has been and never will be Britney’s body. And that IS FINE! But I agree with #12, why not just choose someone whose body you actually like to represent your company? Rather than taking someone and changing them completely, so that girls and women everywhere can hate themselves for not measuring up? There are all different body types and I think I speak for most of us when I say we are sick of being told we should all look one way.
Fati | April 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm
# 29 – Well, Jordana, I actually do not give a fried rat’s ass what society wants me to look like. And neither should anyone else. Fuck stereotypes, we should be SO past this crap!
Obama is a socialist pig. Oh, and a nigger | April 2, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Hell, Photoshop must have been upgraded if it made even Britney look good!
lola | April 3, 2009 at 12:00 am
Britney should start buying “Candies”. She would look the same and save a lot of money
gerard Vandenberg | April 3, 2009 at 12:40 am
a bigger success: TRY TO END HER LIFE!!
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Amaranth | April 3, 2009 at 12:48 pm
if you guys really think that’s her body you guys are dumb as shit, that is 100% photo touching. Look at her body in live shows she is fatter then a slam pig and a half.