Sam Lutfi talks funny

February 5th, 2008 // 56 Comments

Sam Luffernutter isn’t sweating the latest restraining order that Britney’s dad leveled against him. In fact, he shared his thoughts with Us Magazine and, as are his ways, got all over-dramatic about it:

“It won’t last,” he told Usmagazine.com shortly after yesterday’s hearing, during which a court ordered Britney Spears to have no further contact — direct or indirect — with him.
Of Spears parents, Jamie and Lynne, Lutfi added, “They’re never gonna be able to rule her forever.”

And, yay, did Sam of Lufmalutti verily ride his steed into yonder distance and proclaim his devotion to vanquish the elder Spears’ rule and free his fair maiden. Henceforth did The Superficial Writer cease caring and forged a sandwich. And it was of righteous ham and mustard creating a thirst for ale which he drank mightily until a dragon reared his fiery head and request to be drained. But, woe, was The Superficial Writer not ready to break yon seal. Lamentations!

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  1. Holly

    LOL at this story

  2. Jrz

    Is it a requirement that all her male hangers on have pussy chin?

  3. p0nk

    #2 yes. rule #37 of the Spears Jihadists explicitly states ‘pussy chin’ as part of the jihadist uniform.

  4. Califlame

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Shite that is one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read. BRAVO.

  5. Snarf

    This guy should hangout with Kim K.

  6. Captain Fucktard

    Fiery? Are you having some problems Fish?

  7. Annabel

    Very funny post.

  8. D. Richards

    The court can’t keep a good schizophrenic down forever.

    What balls Lufthansa has.

    P.S. Ficial, you forgot the part where Sam Lufti rides one of Britney’s white Mercedes to the castle where Britney is being imprisoned to beckon Britney to let down her labia so he can spelunk his way up, and deliver her funyuns. And get his dick sucked.

  9. Auntie Kryst

    The Superficial scribe doth make merriment about Lutfi the Mohamadan. Huzzah!

  10. The Office Whore

    you’ve got a little something… right…th….oh, sorry, it’s nothing.

  11. louley

    I kinda love that you’re getting weirder and weirder these days. It suits you.

    Now, back to the ass, please.

  12. until a dragon reared his fiery head and request to be drained…what does that even mean? Nevermind. I get it.

  13. woodhorse

    When I saw Adnan’s 12-yr-old-skater/cockatiel hairdo, I wondered why Britney didn’t choose Sam over Adnan. Then someone posted that Sam is gay and I still wondered why Britney didn’t choose Sam over Adnan.

    And, Fish, keep up the sexy medieval talk.

  14. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation

    The Brit-father is taking over the families concerns …….
    Sammy The Bull is out ……
    Adnan The Geek ….I mean ….Adnan The Greek …. is out
    Jammie Lynn The Whore is …… on vacation in an undisclosed country
    The Brit-Father’s wife is still wandering around trying to get Hollywood to remember SHE is the ’0riginal-Village-Idiot ‘ And ………………
    SOMEWHERE ……. the boy is in bed a floggin his dong … patiently awaiting his turn at fukdumb.

    I would say The Brit-Father has things under semi-control (finally)

  15. OlderMom_1959

    Thanks, Johnny is doing fine. He wants to play division 1 soccer next year so hes not at the bars at least. LMOA Does anyone have a recipe for a low salt potato salad? I have to get off cuz i am washing windows in the garage today lol!

  16. The Laughing God

    I hope these two star crossed lovers come together against all odds.

  17. woodhorse

    @15 Fish hates you and he said for you to never come back here.

  18. D. Richards (Sadist.)

    #15? Fuck, lady, what are you talking about? Is this a joke?

  19. meh

    #15-Is that you Britney? I didn’t know they allowed you to have access to the internet in the nuthouse.

  20. Auntie Kryst

    @15 good character, it’s funny. Keep it up. “LMOA” nice and subtle, very funny.

  21. salty potato

    15- stop putting c u m in it.

  22. Sid

    …and then 50 Cent told Sam to get the fuck off the stage. That was the best part.

  23. Kim

    #15 is the best comment EVER, and yes #19, I do believe it’s Britney herself!! “The garage” is the arts & crafts room in the ward!

  24. #15, that WAS funny!

  25. deaconjones

    I’d give my left nut just to be with him. One night. That’s all I need. I’d fix his potato salad right up. Chunks and all!

  26. )lderwhore_1959

    Yes. Johnny likes to cruise the bars for fresh young boys and lick the salt off of them. Thanks for asking! Have to watch the salt! Division 1 soccer will cure that. I am such an alcoholic, washing my windows and dreaming of potato salad. Does anyone have windows for my washing?

  27. #15 – I want to fuck you. And Johnny.

  28. Olderwhore_1959

    Yes. Johnny likes to cruise the bars for fresh young boys and lick the salt off of them. Thanks for asking! Have to watch the salt! Division 1 soccer will cure that. I am such an alcoholic, washing my windows and dreaming of potato salad. Does anyone have windows for my washing?

  29. Olderwhore_1959

    Yes. Johnny likes to cruise the bars for fresh young boys and lick the salt off of them. Thanks for asking! Have to watch the salt! Division 1 soccer will cure that. I am such an alcoholic, washing my windows and dreaming of potato salad. Does anyone have windows for my washing?

  30. OlderMom’s first comment from the Britney story. Good stuff!

  31. Willy Wonka's Wonk-Eye Factory

    You know that grumbling sound your stomach makes right before your going to have explosive diarrheah?

    I got that.

  32. @15 Are you Stifflers Mom?

  33. huh

    15–apparently this was funny, someone please explain this to me

  34. @33 Apparently you are intellectually stunted and can not appreciate the humor of a mature woman. I am sure you still drink your wine from a screw top bottle..

  35. Rat

    How come all these arab faggots always have pussy chins!

  36. nice work, young lad. funny post of ’08 yet. YET.

  37. seriously, i want to barf all over his landing strip. now there’s absolutely no way to tell these two losers apart.

  38. me

    Post was hilarious! But yea i’m with # 33. What is #15 talking about!! We want to laugh too.

  39. Shift

    Funny or not, I have decided that from now on I am scrolling right by every Britney “Train Wreck” Spears post. It seems that every day the majority of the posts are about her and, frankly, unless she gets hit by a bus and launched straight into the center of a tire fire, I don’t want to hear about her or the disaster that is her life.

  40. Shift

    Funny or not, I have decided that from now on I am scrolling right by every Britney “Train Wreck” Spears post. It seems that every day the majority of the posts are about her and, frankly, unless she gets hit by a bus and launched straight into the center of a tire fire, I don’t want to hear about her or the disaster that is her life.

  41. jessiemee

    I love him. he was said to be found of internet recently. Some of his fans found him on a millionaire&celebs dating club “SearchingMillionaire.com”.
    he has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about his songs and new album.

  42. causeyourhot.com

    Get your save Britney t-shirt

    causeyourhot.com

    SAVE BRITNEY

  43. negroes kill

    Effing sand n1gger.

  44. tom petty and the lipsinkers

    Sam the parasite represents what Hollywood is all about, exploitation, deviance, extortion, self absorbsion, and usery…..what the fuck, relative to Hollywood he is just a normal person….why all the Hoopla?

    Down in Hollywood they’re goin…”"so I’d drug and rape Britanny too if I could , what the big deal”?? I do that to chicks all the time..Hey man lets do another line of your coke OK”.

  45. Caligulita

    I never LOL’d at your comments before this. Would you like to go to a RenFaire sometime?

  46. Beth

    In every photo I see britney with his she looks so unhappy.

  47. mark454

    What a loser he is! Slim ball to take control over Brit like that.

  48. grrrrrr

    someone shoot him already

  49. huh again

    34–so i guess you’re not gonna tell me what the joke was…thanks. and no i’m not intellectually stunted. I don’t see how not seeing the humor in someone’s comment indicates my intelligence. jerk!

  50. got_milf?

    Mmmmmm! Potato salad!
    LOL! Pussy chin….LMAO

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