Sam Lutfi sues Britney Spears and her parents

February 3rd, 2009 // 33 Comments

In an unbelievably retarded legal move, Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney, Jamie and Lynne Spears claiming “libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.” TMZ reports:

According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynn “launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and drive him out of Britney’s life.”
In the lawsuit, Sam claims he was standing in Britney’s kitchen on January 29, 2008 when Jamie stormed into the house. Lutfi alleges Jamie yelled at him, claiming Sam made a rude comment to Lynne the night before. Then, Sam claims, Jamie “intentionally punched him in the chest” and threatened to kill him if he ever heard Sam make a rude comment about Lynne or any member of the Spears family again.
All the claims of libel and defamation spring from Lynne’s book, “Through the Storm.” Lutfi says since the publication of the book, he “has been subjected to unfathomable amounts of ridicule and public scorn.”

As for the breach of contract, Sam claims he had a verbal contract with Britney for 15% commission and wants his unpaid management fees. Considering she’s been declared mentally handicapped by the state, that’s the legal equivalent of me saying I have a verbal contract with Grimace for all the free cheeseburgers I can eat. Well played, Matlock.

Photos: WENN

  1. havoc

    Verbal contract.



  2. this is cause they interrupted his sex, or was that the other guy?

  3. authorego

    “Then, Sam claims, Jamie “intentionally punched him in the chest” —-there is no end to Jamie Spears awesomeness. I’m surprised Obama hasn’t named him to a post.

  4. Randal

    He said, she said. Come on!

    Sam Lutfi should know by now the good reputation the Spears girls have made for themselves over the years. Britney is a huge success in the music industry while Jamie is a great mother.

    Sam is still looking to make it big but this isn’t the way to do it.


  5. jrz

    God, dude, just fuck off already. Serioulsy, Sam Lufti, I hereby order you to move the fuck on….NOW!

  6. SuziQ

    Call me crazy… but I miss mimi.

  7. havoc

    Randal, you sure about that?


  8. LNK

    Dear Randal,

    Jaime is her dad dumbass! Not her mother! WTF??

  9. Cash

    Verbal Contract? Yeah, that’ll be worth the paper Britt’s defense lawyers wipe their ass with. Any judge is going to look at Britt during the rein of Lufti (cutting hair off, drunk driving with kids in the back, fucking Sam Lufti) and Britt post Lufti (Getting her body/career back, not driving drunk, not dating Sam Fucking Lufti) and figure out that Lufti was the bad guy in the situation.

    Even if effing Cali-fucked-ia, it’s an open and shut case.

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  11. Ralphy

    Can I sue all these mutherfuckers for taking up my brain cells?

  12. AdnanGhalib

    Sam will win many money’s from Britney and he will give me some in exchange for sex with me and my goat.

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  15. PunkA

    Sam has zero shot. A court order already had him removed on this one and the judge deemed him a bad influence. He is grasping at straws here. Seriously, it must suck for him that the truth about what he did causes him distress. He was lucky to find a bottom feeder attorney to take this case, because it is a loser all the way. Just like Sam.

  16. the only reason i’m glad that sam is suing the spears clan is so he can get shot down! a verbal contract is an oxymoron and sam is just a moron period. britney is so much better off with out him!

  17. Borat

    Law Professor says verbal contract is not worth the paper it’s written on.

    Gypsy douchebag needs to find new gravy train.

  18. LPB

    Destroy him?

    Reminds me of the Chris Rock line about his wife;

    Wife: “That bitch is trying to destroy me!”

    CR: “You wrap presents at Macy’s for a living.”

  19. Shep

    Jesus Sam, has it ever occurred to you to maybe get a fucking JOB instead of leeching free money off of Britney in any snake way you can find.

  20. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Sam Lufti’s jihadist penis

  21. I agree that the text message is not a contract. Doesn’t she have lawyers for that stuff cuz 15% is a lot of money. Its sadder that he is a youth counselor, who would actually listen to this nutcase?

  22. Venom

    Is this nigga crazy?

  23. Max

    Could you put full posts in the RSS feed please?

  24. mimi

    @ 4

    Dearest Randal,

    Your posts are always very thoughtful and considerate. You are such a compassionate man, and have an amazing way with words. When I read your posts, I get so turned on, that my white cotton panties turn into a sopping wet mess. I wish you would jump in your camaro and speed over to my apartment right now and stuff your throbbing, blood-engorged pork sword into my quivering, goo-filled sausage wallet. I just washed the folds of my fupa with a rag-on-a-stick, so my ‘lady business’ no longer smells like rancid Parmesean and boiled carp strained through a dirty sweat sock. I duct-taped a beard trimmer to a yardstick and shaved my ass too. I’m sooo ready for you, dear Randal. Come to me, my love. *sigh*

  25. vito

    Lutfi…what a fucking punk. Did bad old Jamie make an owwie on your chest? Did that mean old man make a bruise on your ninnies? Why the hell didn’t you bust him one in the mouth, if you were so hurt?

    You didn’t have the stones to do something about it back then and since you aren’t getting any of that young snatch, you’re going to hold your breath until you turn purple…???

    And since you can’t get into Britney’s pants you’re making a run at her bank account. What a fucking pansy!

    Why don’t you do the world a favor and use a loaded 9mm Beretta as a bong?

  26. Laura


    -Jamie is her father’s name AND her sister’s name (Jamie Lynn). Pretty sure Randal was referring to her sister (who has a child and is, therefore, a MOTHER.)

    Calm the hell down.

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  28. WHY NOT, america is full of LOSERS today, folks!!

  29. beep beep

    #24: I laughed so hard I cried. You should be the Superficial writer instead of Fish.

  30. IWONKY

    #24 – I almost peed like four times. That was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read on here. I know Randal probably meant Jamie Lynne but I think Britney’s father actually makes a great mother, much better than Lynne, who appears to have no mothering skills whatsoever. It’s a good thing Britney got it together some for her kids sake. Still, I actually prefer crazy Brit Brit over the new and improved “Brit Brit”, and I feel confident that fun train is waiting right beneath the surface and we just got a little taste, just wait til Daddy croaks…,

  31. Matthew

    ok this lawsuit will be thrown out sam Swengali lufti will lose this case and get back to work with kfed and justin gaunini in burger king

  32. Can they counter-sue for him being the most incompetent manager ever? On TV every day and boatloads of money disappearing.

    He should sue McDonalds for his double chin.

  33. mikal

    any reputable judge will not accept he was her manager through verbal contract. well done britters no need to pay him about 2 million un payed fees or whatever it is

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