Britney’s father Jamie Spears had given a signed declaration to the court during his efforts to become conservatorship of Britney’s affairs. In it he detailed his visit with Britney on Sunday, where he let her know that items were stolen from her house. Osama “Sam” Lutfi was the culprit. Britney wasn’t surprised, according to OK! Magazine:
“She asked me to help get it back. I told her that I would,” Jamie said. Earlier this week, a police report was filed claiming “valuable possessions” were taken from Britney’s house sometime between the time the pop star was admitted to UCLA’s psych ward and the conservatorship papers were signed.
According to the declaration, Jamie and Britney also reached an understanding about who exactly was keeping her in the hospital:
Britney then became upset, claiming “someone was lying to her” about who was keeping her at UCLA. Jamie said, “No, I’m not keeping you here.” A nurse came in to tell Brit that the hospital was keeping her there, not her dad.
Meanwhile, deep in his secret cave, Sam Luf Laden checks his eBay auction. Damn! Still no bids for the bronzed bucket of chicken he stole off Britney’s mantle. C’mon! Where’s a grave to piss on when you need one?
Alex | February 6, 2008 at 1:13 pm
OSAMA bin Laden…OSAMA Lutfi
commish | February 6, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Considering she has the intellect of a boiled carrot, she probably tried to play her “Get out of jail free” card before shouting “Uno!” at the nurse.
Ruby | February 6, 2008 at 1:15 pm
That Osama-guy is an idiot. It’s ‘dance on your grave’ not ‘piss on your grave’. Nobody wants to get a ticket for public urination when they’re trying to prove a point to someone. Who’s buried. And preferably dead.
USpace | February 6, 2008 at 1:18 pm
This little scammer monkey Osama Lufti belongs in jail, he is human garbage.
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
drug women and exploit them
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Sloane | February 6, 2008 at 1:20 pm
OK…this Osama name association is retarded. I love how people keep posting it, like they think they are so clever to have come up with that. You should make t-shirts dude, and sell them at the freeway off-ramp!!
mamadough | February 6, 2008 at 1:22 pm
is any one else wondering why the hell he hasn’t been charged or arrested and having his ass pounded in jail by now?
D. Richards (Whore.) | February 6, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Britney must be a babbling idiot. How in the hell did she manage to allow herself to be manipulated this efficiently by Sampson Lufthansa? No, it wasn’t by being drugged; Britney’s psychotic.
What-a train wreck. Thank god.
Alex | February 6, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Hey, you can make fun of me all you want, but I’m steering clear of ALL Osama-dudes. What they won’t blow up they’ll taunt you do death with clever medication phrases.
Sophie | February 6, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Maybe because nobody has any proof??!!??
Bat Shit | February 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm
as far as i’m concerned he’s as bat shit crazy as she is.
burgernoodle | February 6, 2008 at 1:28 pm
what’s that little dog doing? how the hell does she keep a pet dog alive? or pet children for that matter.
FRIST!!! | February 6, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Well, there will be a new grave to piss on soon..
Philip McGraw PhD | February 6, 2008 at 1:32 pm
For the record I was not in the house and could not have taken anything. I merely distributed 1,400 business cards in the immediate area and did 12 interviews.
I am not one to cast aspersions or discuss other people’s issues but somebody ought to apply some contact therapy to that little douchebag import with the shit-drip beard. Trying to heal with that creepy, drug-pushing little weasel on board is like trying to cure impotence with sandpaper and an Amy WInehouse video.
–Dr. Phil
Auntie Kryst | February 6, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I wonder what the “valuable possessions” purportedly stolen were? Was it her boots?
…damn that was fucking weak.
mamadough | February 6, 2008 at 1:39 pm
#14, “A” for affort, we sure as hell know they weren’t referring to her bras…
Old Man Lutfi | February 6, 2008 at 1:41 pm
And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you blasted kids!!!
RichPort | February 6, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I wonder how silly he looked running down the street with an armload of family size Cheetos bags, laughing maniacally?
Sophie | February 6, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Or her underwear
Conflicted | February 6, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I actually feel really bad for her. Sure, she made awful music that’s tormented me for the greater part of my formative years, and yes, she was a backup singer on her own album and couldn’t even lip sing properly, but she’s mentally disabled. I’m all for making fun of the mentally disabled in general (Stephen Lynch’s ‘Special Olympics’ is gold), but I’m not so cool with making fun of the mentally disabled in particular. She’s having a phsychotic brake. This isn’t like those other celebs who put themselves in the lime light and thus deserve to be jeered at whenever they make asses of themselves. She’s literally INSANE. There’s no choice there. It’s not really her fault…
Actually, I take that back. She probably went insane listening to her own albums.
Still… she’s NUTS.
But she’s Brittney Spears…
I’m conflicted
Binky | February 6, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I hate those ‘dribble beards’
JaniBalto | February 6, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Ah, Sophie forgets. Brit does not wear underwear.
Sophie | February 6, 2008 at 1:50 pm
exactly the point I was making #21…..
Refer to # 15
Oprah's Gorilla Butthole | February 6, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Damn! I heard he met Britney online at BATSHITCRAZY.COM. They both have profiles there.
And yes, I’m being paid to say that.
BTW, what’s the deal with everyone talking about LadyJane’s vagina?
Mimi | February 6, 2008 at 1:51 pm
One word assholes… KARMA.
Praying for Britney and ALL of YOU!
bakes | February 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm
HAHA—some of you peoples comments are so freakin funy—-are you really some of the striking writers?
KoolThing | February 6, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I actually feel really sorry for her! She clearly doesn’t have a clue what is going on; babbling shite while holding an array of dogs. I honestly think she is too far gone in terms of mania. She is always going to be fucking crazy.
hausfrau | February 6, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Sam’s just pissed (no pun intended) because his plot to drug Britney, make her sign everything over to him and then stage her suicide or accidental overdose was foiled.
KoolThing | February 6, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Oh. I didn’t realise I was echoing someone else’ sentiments word for word.
Gerald_Tarrant | February 6, 2008 at 1:56 pm
He tried to steal her dignity but she lost that a long long time ago.
mamadough | February 6, 2008 at 1:57 pm
look all you fucking hippie huggers! homeless people on the street babble and shake and talk to themselves, so why don’t you go around and feel sorry for them instead? they actually need some love and attention. she has money and a family and is stupid enough to let people control her like a puppet. saying you feel sorry for her is like feeling sorry for the little lemmings that follow each other off the cliff….
Italian Stallion | February 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Somebody must have robbed her of her looks a long, long, time ago……..
Willy Wonka's Wonkeye Factory | February 6, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Everything from Britney’s house is on ebay…ALL OF IT.
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=cheetos&category0=
FRIST!!! | February 6, 2008 at 2:00 pm
How many of those stupid little pocket dogs does she have?
McLoven | February 6, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I think she has 7. One for each day of the week..
Texas Tranny | February 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm
#23,
I don’t know about LadyJane’s vagina, but I do know she wears pretty panties.
As for Brit not having any panties, it’s because I stole them all.
Vaginitis | February 6, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Can’t we go back to simpler times, you know, where we don’t hear them speak, they just show off the sheared beavers and crash the car…
p0nk | February 6, 2008 at 2:10 pm
i’ll get you my sweetie, and your little dog too
Conscience Found | February 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
List of good Osama’s:
1.
2.
3.
Islam really is a religion of peace; as in a take a peice of someone’s fortune, drug somebody and take a free peice of @ss.
Sissy | February 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm
she has all the fame she needs, why she is doing this?…she may go crazy..if she doesn’t stop!..i saw some pictures of her’s on (MillMatch….com) and she was a nice beautiful girl with a lot off succes before all this happened…but i think she can repair this mess…
steve | February 6, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Sissy #39 above, I mean this in the nicest way possible:
Suck my balls.
Sissy | February 6, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Sissies love to suck balls, steve.
I’ll also suck your hard cock dry. I love the taste of jiz and can’t get enough of it.
FRIST!!! | February 6, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Well, McLoven, then in her case that would be 3..
anita | February 6, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Well..he stole britwreck’s pink wig for sure..i knew there is something funny about this sam the lofah guy..me thinking he has something to do with x17..maybe paying him on the side for britwreck pics ..muahahhahaha!!
burgernoodle | February 6, 2008 at 2:36 pm
sissy – WTF is wrong with you? do you even know what site you’re writing on or do you skip right to the Post a Comment part and pluck away at your little keyboard….trying to slyly (read: obnoxiously) plug a website that you probably don’t even know anything about?
The Laughing God | February 6, 2008 at 2:45 pm
@ 11 with Cheetos flavored breast milk
This is tragic. Now I kinda wish I had introduced myself to Brit. I could have helped her to avoid saying things that the media would poke fun at, by way of my penis in her mouth. Helped her with music training, reaching those high notes, by way of my penis in her ass. It can improve metabolic rate, aerobic and anaerobic conditioning, increase skin tone… basically, my penis is a multi-functional training tool of the pop stars. Only females need apply.
Anonymous | February 6, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Hey burgernoodle,
Those sites are identity stealing sites. This piece of shit posts all over the Net with different names. Don’t go there.
hendero | February 6, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Jamie Spears has “become conservatorship of Britney’s affair”? I think he means he’s “become conservator of Britney’s (financial) affairs”. So the new fish writer is not only unfunny, he’s illiterate.
D. Richards (Relief.) | February 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm
#24? I have something you can pray for: those poor blackmen that work at the sewage treatment facility.
The demon I sent to them a few hours ago via the toilet no man should have to battle without jesus on their side..
Anonymous | February 6, 2008 at 3:04 pm
D. Richards,
I think the one I sent about an hour ago is gonna trump yours all to hell. It would have made a elephant proud. Plus, it had corn for texture.
The Laughing God | February 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@49 LOL