Sam Lutfi robbed Britney Spears

February 6th, 2008 // 60 Comments

Britney’s father Jamie Spears had given a signed declaration to the court during his efforts to become conservatorship of Britney’s affairs. In it he detailed his visit with Britney on Sunday, where he let her know that items were stolen from her house. Osama “Sam” Lutfi was the culprit. Britney wasn’t surprised, according to OK! Magazine:

“She asked me to help get it back. I told her that I would,” Jamie said. Earlier this week, a police report was filed claiming “valuable possessions” were taken from Britney’s house sometime between the time the pop star was admitted to UCLA’s psych ward and the conservatorship papers were signed.

According to the declaration, Jamie and Britney also reached an understanding about who exactly was keeping her in the hospital:

Britney then became upset, claiming “someone was lying to her” about who was keeping her at UCLA. Jamie said, “No, I’m not keeping you here.” A nurse came in to tell Brit that the hospital was keeping her there, not her dad.

Meanwhile, deep in his secret cave, Sam Luf Laden checks his eBay auction. Damn! Still no bids for the bronzed bucket of chicken he stole off Britney’s mantle. C’mon! Where’s a grave to piss on when you need one?


  1. OSAMA bin Laden…OSAMA Lutfi

  2. commish

    Considering she has the intellect of a boiled carrot, she probably tried to play her “Get out of jail free” card before shouting “Uno!” at the nurse.

  3. Ruby

    That Osama-guy is an idiot. It’s ‘dance on your grave’ not ‘piss on your grave’. Nobody wants to get a ticket for public urination when they’re trying to prove a point to someone. Who’s buried. And preferably dead.

  4. This little scammer monkey Osama Lufti belongs in jail, he is human garbage.
    absurd thought -
    God of the Universe says
    drug women and exploit them

  5. Sloane

    OK…this Osama name association is retarded. I love how people keep posting it, like they think they are so clever to have come up with that. You should make t-shirts dude, and sell them at the freeway off-ramp!!

  6. mamadough

    is any one else wondering why the hell he hasn’t been charged or arrested and having his ass pounded in jail by now?

  7. D. Richards (Whore.)

    Britney must be a babbling idiot. How in the hell did she manage to allow herself to be manipulated this efficiently by Sampson Lufthansa? No, it wasn’t by being drugged; Britney’s psychotic.

    What-a train wreck. Thank god.

  8. Hey, you can make fun of me all you want, but I’m steering clear of ALL Osama-dudes. What they won’t blow up they’ll taunt you do death with clever medication phrases.

  9. Sophie

    Maybe because nobody has any proof??!!??

  10. as far as i’m concerned he’s as bat shit crazy as she is.

  11. what’s that little dog doing? how the hell does she keep a pet dog alive? or pet children for that matter.

  12. Well, there will be a new grave to piss on soon..

  13. Philip McGraw PhD

    For the record I was not in the house and could not have taken anything. I merely distributed 1,400 business cards in the immediate area and did 12 interviews.

    I am not one to cast aspersions or discuss other people’s issues but somebody ought to apply some contact therapy to that little douchebag import with the shit-drip beard. Trying to heal with that creepy, drug-pushing little weasel on board is like trying to cure impotence with sandpaper and an Amy WInehouse video.

    –Dr. Phil

  14. Auntie Kryst

    I wonder what the “valuable possessions” purportedly stolen were? Was it her boots?

    …damn that was fucking weak.

  15. mamadough

    #14, “A” for affort, we sure as hell know they weren’t referring to her bras…

  16. And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you blasted kids!!!

  17. I wonder how silly he looked running down the street with an armload of family size Cheetos bags, laughing maniacally?

  18. Sophie

    Or her underwear

  19. Conflicted

    I actually feel really bad for her. Sure, she made awful music that’s tormented me for the greater part of my formative years, and yes, she was a backup singer on her own album and couldn’t even lip sing properly, but she’s mentally disabled. I’m all for making fun of the mentally disabled in general (Stephen Lynch’s ‘Special Olympics’ is gold), but I’m not so cool with making fun of the mentally disabled in particular. She’s having a phsychotic brake. This isn’t like those other celebs who put themselves in the lime light and thus deserve to be jeered at whenever they make asses of themselves. She’s literally INSANE. There’s no choice there. It’s not really her fault…

    Actually, I take that back. She probably went insane listening to her own albums.

    Still… she’s NUTS.

    But she’s Brittney Spears…

    I’m conflicted

  20. Binky

    I hate those ‘dribble beards’

  21. JaniBalto

    Ah, Sophie forgets. Brit does not wear underwear.

  22. Sophie

    exactly the point I was making #21…..

    Refer to # 15

  23. Oprah's Gorilla Butthole

    Damn! I heard he met Britney online at BATSHITCRAZY.COM. They both have profiles there.

    And yes, I’m being paid to say that.

    BTW, what’s the deal with everyone talking about LadyJane’s vagina?

  24. Mimi

    One word assholes… KARMA.

    Praying for Britney and ALL of YOU!

  25. bakes

    HAHA—some of you peoples comments are so freakin funy—-are you really some of the striking writers?

  26. I actually feel really sorry for her! She clearly doesn’t have a clue what is going on; babbling shite while holding an array of dogs. I honestly think she is too far gone in terms of mania. She is always going to be fucking crazy.

  27. hausfrau

    Sam’s just pissed (no pun intended) because his plot to drug Britney, make her sign everything over to him and then stage her suicide or accidental overdose was foiled.

  28. Oh. I didn’t realise I was echoing someone else’ sentiments word for word.

  29. Gerald_Tarrant

    He tried to steal her dignity but she lost that a long long time ago.

  30. mamadough

    look all you fucking hippie huggers! homeless people on the street babble and shake and talk to themselves, so why don’t you go around and feel sorry for them instead? they actually need some love and attention. she has money and a family and is stupid enough to let people control her like a puppet. saying you feel sorry for her is like feeling sorry for the little lemmings that follow each other off the cliff….

  31. Italian Stallion

    Somebody must have robbed her of her looks a long, long, time ago……..

  32. Willy Wonka's Wonkeye Factory

    Everything from Britney’s house is on ebay…ALL OF IT.

  33. How many of those stupid little pocket dogs does she have?

  34. I think she has 7. One for each day of the week..

  35. #23,
    I don’t know about LadyJane’s vagina, but I do know she wears pretty panties.

    As for Brit not having any panties, it’s because I stole them all.

  36. Vaginitis

    Can’t we go back to simpler times, you know, where we don’t hear them speak, they just show off the sheared beavers and crash the car…

  37. p0nk

    i’ll get you my sweetie, and your little dog too

  38. Conscience Found

    List of good Osama’s:

    Islam really is a religion of peace; as in a take a peice of someone’s fortune, drug somebody and take a free peice of @ss.

  39. she has all the fame she needs, why she is doing this?…she may go crazy..if she doesn’t stop!..i saw some pictures of her’s on (MillMatch….com) and she was a nice beautiful girl with a lot off succes before all this happened…but i think she can repair this mess…

  40. steve

    Sissy #39 above, I mean this in the nicest way possible:

    Suck my balls.

  41. Sissies love to suck balls, steve.
    I’ll also suck your hard cock dry. I love the taste of jiz and can’t get enough of it.

  42. Well, McLoven, then in her case that would be 3..

  43. anita

    Well..he stole britwreck’s pink wig for sure..i knew there is something funny about this sam the lofah thinking he has something to do with x17..maybe paying him on the side for britwreck pics ..muahahhahaha!!

  44. sissy – WTF is wrong with you? do you even know what site you’re writing on or do you skip right to the Post a Comment part and pluck away at your little keyboard….trying to slyly (read: obnoxiously) plug a website that you probably don’t even know anything about?

  45. The Laughing God

    @ 11 with Cheetos flavored breast milk

    This is tragic. Now I kinda wish I had introduced myself to Brit. I could have helped her to avoid saying things that the media would poke fun at, by way of my penis in her mouth. Helped her with music training, reaching those high notes, by way of my penis in her ass. It can improve metabolic rate, aerobic and anaerobic conditioning, increase skin tone… basically, my penis is a multi-functional training tool of the pop stars. Only females need apply.

  46. Anonymous

    Hey burgernoodle,

    Those sites are identity stealing sites. This piece of shit posts all over the Net with different names. Don’t go there.

  47. hendero

    Jamie Spears has “become conservatorship of Britney’s affair”? I think he means he’s “become conservator of Britney’s (financial) affairs”. So the new fish writer is not only unfunny, he’s illiterate.

  48. D. Richards (Relief.)

    #24? I have something you can pray for: those poor blackmen that work at the sewage treatment facility.

    The demon I sent to them a few hours ago via the toilet no man should have to battle without jesus on their side..

  49. Anonymous

    D. Richards,

    I think the one I sent about an hour ago is gonna trump yours all to hell. It would have made a elephant proud. Plus, it had corn for texture.

  50. The Laughing God

    @49 LOL

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